Don't Quote Me On That

Notorious TV show and streaming network haters Kalina and Elanor use this week's episode to talk about a show that's on Hulu, Only Murders in the Building. The duo discuss forced proximity friendships, watching unfinished shows, and lament the wasted potential of Bones (cause staying on topic is for suckers). Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquote...

Our resident literary guru, Kalina, takes a crack at offering a fresh take on Harper Lee's timeless classic, To Kill a Mockingbird. When discussing a classic, it's hard not to say something that hasn't been said before, but Kalina does her. best to be inventive while discussing the book's themes of injustice, class, and kindness. Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus...

In this week's episode, Kalina takes the fast track (get it?) when talking about the 2022 hit Bullet Train. Surprisingly, instead of getting distracted talking about how cute Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Brian Tyree Henry are, she dissects the acting, plot, and has nothing but praise for the soundtrack choices. Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquoteus...

Kalina and Elanor recap their favourite songs, albums, movies, and shows of the past summer. They also debate media literacy, the correct pronunciation of Noah Kahan's last name, and why exactly Darren Criss is on tour. Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquoteusonthat

The new Haunted Mansion was good, the reboot of Law & Order was bad, and movie studios need to have more ideas. Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquoteusonthat

Kalina recaps the West Palm Beach show of Fall Out Boy's So Much for (Tour) Dust tour and includes some clips of the show. Totally unrelated, does anyone know where to get a bass guitar that shoots fire? Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquoteusonthat

Elanor and Kalina review Taylor Swift's latest album, debating the merits of cancel culture (spoiler: we found Better Than Revenge disappointing) and the validity of interrupting a wedding. Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquoteusonthat

Kalina breaks down the song 'Lives in the Balance' by Jackson Browne and tries not to get put on a list by the U.S. government (if you're reading this, it worked). A short and sweet episode to tide you over. :) Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquoteusonthat

Kalina turns the camera back on to rank former Disney and Disney XD boys in a tier list. Also, Leo Howard is engaged, so no one contact her for three to five business days. Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquoteusonthat

Elanor and Kalina tackle the internet's latest drama, Colleen Ballinger's unhinged apology video and then have a discussion about the larger realm of celebrity apologies and the boundaries between fan and idol. Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquoteusonthat

Elanor and Kalina tackle the negative sides of fandom in this week's episode, breaking down the content of and various responses to stand-up comedian John Mulaney's latest special, Baby J. The duo tackle fan obsession, drug addiction, and media literacy. Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquoteusonthat

In a new series, Elanor and Kalina pick five songs with the same title by different artists and discuss the similarities and differences (and they don't get distracted by the cinematic masterpiece that is the 2017 film American Satan). Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquoteusonthat

Elanor and Kalina individually curate the greatest 5 Seconds of Summer albums and explain why they chose the songs they did, all while debating the songwriting skills of Messers Hemmings, Irwin, Hood, and Clifford. Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquoteusonthat

Elanor takes this week to discuss the sixth studio album of Carly Rae Jepsen (of Call Me Maybe fame), The Loneliest Time. Elanor does NOT specify if she thought this album was better than the other album released on the same day but DOES rally the booktok and fanfiction girlies to one track in particular. Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquoteuson...

In this week's episode, Kalina and Elanor dissect Miss Congeniality, discussing internalised misogyny, early 2000s jokes that haven't aged well, and how cute Benjamin Bratt is. Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquoteusonthat

In their favourite episode to date, Elanor and Kalina each go through the discography of the Colorado duo 3OH!3 and compile what they think would be the ideal 3OH!3 album. Then the reveal their track lists to each other and discuss. The playlists are available on YouTube and Spotify. Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquoteusonthat

In this week's episode, Kalina turns to Tiktok for help and lets a album bracket filter choose what album she reviews (the winner? Melanie Martinez's debut album Cry Baby). Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquoteusonthat

Kalina goes solo this week to discuss some of her favourite reads of the year this far and assigns them each a song she feels represents them. Book recommendations always welcome. Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquoteusonthat

Kalina and Elanor review 5SOS5, reaffirm that albums should never be longer than fifteen songs, and Kalina once again lets Calum Hood know her schedule is open. Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 TikTok: @dontquoteusonthat

This week, Elanor dissects a subsection of a musician's fandom and poses questions about the ethics and practicalities of celebrity obsession. Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 TikTok: @dontquoteusonthat

Kalina calls on the help of some friends for this episode, discussing some music recommendations she received before pondering the authenticity of pop music and praising Fall Out Boy's Folie à Deux. Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 TikTok: @dontquoteusonthat

The dream team is back together again (in person!) to do their favourite activity, complaining, this time directing their attention to Netflix's 'You People.' Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 TikTok: @dontquoteusonthat

Kalina takes a solo trip back to 1967 to discuss To Sir, with Love. Danny Zuko and John Lennon are impersonated, life lessons are imparted, and a reminder is given: it takes a village. Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 TikTok: @dontquoteusonthat

For her birthday episode, Elanor gives a play-by-play of the opening night of Taylor Swift's Eras tour, her thoughts on the re-recordings, and assures us Hayley Williams is trustworthy cause she's team Jacob. Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 TikTok: @dontquoteusonthat

For her third favourite holiday, Kalina discusses her favourite songs by some of her favourite Irish artists while sharing core memories, making links to Frankenstein, and pleading for music recommendations. Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 TikTok: @dontquoteusonthat