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For St. Paddy's day, your favourite duo review the second studio album by tall Irish legend, Hozier. They chat about Greek mythology, the soundtracks for the Twilight movies, and garlic cheese chips. Slainté! Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquoteusonthat

Kalina reviews J Lo's movie (in the loosest sense of the word) and addresses the difference between wanting to be with someone and being incapable of being alone. She is confused the entire time. Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquoteusonthat

In this episode, Kalina gets her revenge and has Elanor guess the connection between songs. Elanor gets more points for creativity than accuracy. As always, your favourite co-hosts stay super on topic the whole time. Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquoteusonthat

Kalina discusses the genius of Tracy Chapman and her album, New Beginning. There is definitely no getting weepy about a song about being cold and anyone who says otherwise is a liar. And definitely no mention of the Eagles. Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquoteusonthat

This week the girls revisit Saltburn with a twist. Kalina taps into her musical theatre roots to give Saltburn a score and Elanor a challenge. Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquoteusonthat

Join Kalina and Elanor as they do the unthinkable: discuss a current movie. In this Saltburn episode, they talk about what makes a movie weird, Jacob Elordi's eyebrow ring, and what puts the erotic in homoerotic. Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquoteusonthat

In this week's episode, Elanor tries to piece together the plot to Hadestown based on tracks selected by Kalina. Elanor's vague memory of Greek mythology does not help as much as they hoped. Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquoteusonthat

This week, the girls look back on 2023 in media- likes, dislikes and, as always, tangents. Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquoteusonthat

Kalina recaps her year month by month using the secret sixth love language: playlists. All that's missing is a cassette tape and a boombox. Happy new year everyone, we'll see you on the flip side. Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquoteusonthat

This week, Elanor challenges Kalina to find the connection in 3 sets of songs. Elanor, unsurprisingly, does not follow the rules. Part two, aka revenge, to follow. Eventually. Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquoteusonthat

This week, the girls celebrate the best day of the year: Spotify Wrapped (or Apple Music Replay if you’re like Elanor). Also, Elanor is back and definitely remembered how to do this whole podcast thing. Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquoteusonthat

Kalina gives a recap of all the books she's read so far in 2023, picking a favourite from each month, delving into quotes, plot twists, and underrated YA fantasy series. Elanor is not there. Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquoteusonthat

The saga of Kalina vlogging comes to an end with the last three episodes of The Bear. She get surprisingly emotional about Richie, argues with her cat, and waxes poetic about the joys of having a brother. A fitting end for a show dubbed more stressful than a 9/11 documentary by someone on Twitter. Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquoteusonthat

Kalina gets into the latter half of season one of the Bear, backtracking some of her earlier statements and overall just enjoying the vibe. Also, Elanor is removed from her post as cohost for the foreseeable future (but what else is new). Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquoteusonthat

Kalina changes up the scenery for this week's episode, dissecting Episode 4 of the first season of The Bear. She breaks down the kitchen's dynamic, shares her thoughts on violence amongst friends, and, on a truly shocking turn of events, backtracks her previous statements about Tina. Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquoteusonthat

Kalina puts on a fashion show for y'all while review episode three of the first season of The Bear. Get into it. Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquoteusonthat

Kalina bakes, reviews the second episode of The Bear, and complains about Richie. Vlogging is harder than it looks folks. Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquoteusonthat

Kalina goes solo for her birthday and vlogs w\watching the first episode of Hulu's 'The Bear.' She's also feeling lazy and can't think of anything else for the video description Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquoteusonthat

Your favourite dynamic duo tackle Renee Rapp's debut album, Snow Angel. They chat about theatre kids, the Perks of Being a Wallflower, and the tragedy of Rosalie Hale. Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquoteusonthat

A little late to the party, but well worth the wait, Kalina and Elanor review Olivia Rodrigo's sophomore album, GUTS. They discuss crushes on girls, TikTok songs, and the masterpiece that is Lil Huddy's "homie hopper" song, All the Things I Hate About You. Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquoteusonthat

Listen, it's what it says on the tin. Kalina talks to herself for twenty minutes and some of it is funny. Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquoteusonthat

Elanor uninvited Kalina from the podcast this week to do something groundbreaking: talk about movie solo. They highlight the similarities between them and Adam Sandler and somehow manage to exceed a self-imposed time limit (wonders may never cease). Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquoteusonthat

Kalina (and a special guest) craft the perfect album for Flogrown band Set It Off, discussing vengeance, creative fulfilment, and Fall Out Boy. The Best 5 Seconds of Summer Album Ever: https://youtu.be/PsvwSRWulsg The Best 3OH!3 Album Ever: https://youtu.be/m4ZJ7IoyEEc So Much for (Tour) Dust: https://youtu.be/bSn9SIkptsM Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tikto...

Kalina and Elanor got sauced at the 5 Seconds of Summer Show and report back with their hot takes, mostly about the concert but also about the boys' fashion choices, friendship, and how society should be nicer to teenage girls. Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquoteusonthat

In their longest episode yet, Kalina and Elanor tackle the long awaited Hozier album, Unreal Unearth. They do not get emotional about Ireland, the Irish language, or each other. Follow DQMOT on: Instagram: @dontquoteusonthat Twitter: @dontquoteus27 Tiktok: @dontquoteusonthat