Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing

Send us Fan Mail This week, we’re diving into Project Looking Glass and its alleged connections to CERN, the Mandela Effect, 2012, alternate timelines, and a strange mention found in the Epstein files involving going back to 2020 to change something. 🎵 Song of the Week: “Movie Screen” by Ian Elliott 📄 View the referenced Epstein file: https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA0017326...

Send us Fan Mail This week, we’re diving into the strange, unsettling world of alien abduction stories. We’re talking about three different cases that have left people asking the same big questions for decades: what really happened, what can be explained, and what still feels impossible to ignore. From missing time and strange memories to hypnosis, witnesses, and details that just don’t sit right,...

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Send us Fan Mail In 2013, Melissa dropped her girls off at school and hasn't been seen or heard from since. In this episode, I break down the timeline of Melissa’s disappearance, the last known moments before she vanished, and the unsettling details that have left her family and investigators searching for answers for over a decade. Someone knows something, and it's time we ask louder questions. S...

Send us Fan Mail A look into the lives of Chris Cornell and Chester Bennington, the "Silent Children" theories that linked their deaths to Anthony Bourdain and Avicii, and the true story of the NXIVM cult that changed the way we look at power and influence. Song of the Week: "Hunger Strike" by Stephen Wilson Jr.

Send us Fan Mail Heyya!    Tuesdays True Crime Tuesday will be on Friday as it's true crime and a conspiracy deep dive! I cant wait for you all to hear it! <3 

Send us Fan Mail Is God real, or are we just a cosmic accident?  In this episode, we dive deep into the invisible reality of spiritual warfare, how the enemy uses doubt and deception to keep you from your purpose, and I wrap it all up by sharing the personal testimonial of how God became undeniable in my own life. Song of the Week: "I'm Not Dead" by Mike Messina  Dubby is a clean energy...

Send us Fan Mail In this deep-dive episode, we pull back the curtain on the most analyzed presidency in American history. We begin in the freezing waters of the Pacific, where a young John F. Kennedy survived a ship destruction that should have killed him, and follow his meteoric rise to become the youngest man ever elected to the Oval Office. Song of the week: "I'm Not Dead" by Mike Messina ...

Send us Fan Mail I’m This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re talking about one of the wildest courtroom stories in recent memory. After police raided Afroman’s house in Ohio over kidnapping and drug trafficking allegations and found nothing, he turned the entire thing into music, videos, merch, and one unforgettable song: “Lemon Pound Cake.” In this episode, I break down the full timeline from the...

Send us Fan Mail Just a quick little update. True Crime Tuesday will air on Friday and Fridays deep dive will be on Sunday <3 

Send us Fan Mail This week on Don't Quote Me, It's Probably Nothing, we’re heading to a small place in Kelli's brain ... to talk about a bunch of nothing! ⚡ Sponsored by Dubby Energy Fuel your chaos the clean way 🧠⚡ No sugar. No crash. Just energy to keep you going, whether you’re deep in a true crime rabbit hole or just trying to survive your day. 👉 Shop here: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/KE...

Send a text This week on True Crime Tuesday , we’re heading to a small town in Ohio where something as simple as a letter turned into years of fear, accusations, and unanswered questions. Starting in the 1970s, residents of Circleville began receiving anonymous letters exposing personal secrets, accusing people of affairs, and threatening to reveal even more. What started as harassment quickly esc...

Send a text What if one of the most mysterious places on Earth wasn’t somewhere across the ocean… but right here in the United States? In this deep dive episode, we’re heading north to one of the strangest regions in the world: The Alaska Triangle . Stretching between Anchorage, Juneau, and Utqiagvik , this massive wilderness has become famous for unexplained disappearances, missing aircraft, stra...

Send a text This week on Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing , we’re letting chaos take the wheel. Literally. For this episode of True Crime Tuesday , we spin a wheel filled with places where listeners are from and see what kind of crime history shows up. From infamous killers to .. not infamous killers, this episode proves that sometimes the scariest thing in true crime is human decision making...

Send a text   What if the world before the flood looked nothing like the one we know today? In this deep dive episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing , we explore the ancient text known as the Book of Enoch and the mysterious story it tells about fallen angels, forbidden knowledge, and the creation of the Nephilim .. the giants said to have walked the Earth before the flood. From the...

This week on Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing , we’re putting modern dating on trial. From flying dentures in pasta to surprise family interrogations and accidental cat chaos, we’re diving into real first-date stories so wild they probably should’ve come with a legal disclaimer. No felonies. No trauma spirals. Just awkward encounters, questionable decisions, and the shared understanding that...

Why do powerful people love ceremony? In this Friday the 13th episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing , we step into the world of elite symbolism, rumored Hollywood witchcraft, secret initiations, and the very real redwood retreat known as Bohemian Grove. Is it tradition? Theater? Or something deeper? Song of the week: "Everybody Hates Me" by Cheer Up Dusty

This week on Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing, we're taking a trip around the globe to explore some true crime and some of the weirdest, most confusing, and downright dumb laws still floating around out there. Song of the week: "Everybody Hates Me" by Cheer Up Dusty

What starts as self-help… doesn’t always stay that way. In this episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing , we take a deep dive into Scientology. From L. Ron Hubbard’s early ideas and the rise of Dianetics, to auditing, the levels, celebrity involvement, the Sea Org, and internal discipline programs like the RPF, we walk through how the organization actually functions behind the scenes. Son...

This week on True Crime Tuesday, we're leaning into the headlines that made us all stop, blink, and say, "There's no way." If you love shaking your head at humanity, laughing through disbelief, and feeling slightly better about your own life choices, this one's for you. The song of the week is "Baby, Don't Go" by Terrible Humans 

This week on True Crime Tuesday , we’re diving straight into the criminal hall of shame, funny dumb crimes that practically solved themselves. 🎵 Song of the Week: “Now That We Both Know” by Kamenar If you love laughing through chaos, shaking your head at humanity, and feeling slightly better about your own life choices, this one’s for you.

On this Friday deep dive of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing , we take a closer look at one of the most haunting aviation mysteries of the modern era,  Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 . In 2014, a commercial aircraft carrying 239 people vanished mid-flight. No distress call. No clear wreckage. Just a series of strange course changes, disabled communication systems, satellite pings, and a si...

Welcome back to Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, the podcast where true crime meets absolutely zero common sense. On this True Crime Tuesday , we’re ditching the heavy cases and diving headfirst into real, dumb crimes that prove some people should maybe just stay home. These are real headlines , real arrests, and real decisions that make you pause, laugh, and question humanity; all without l...

Welcome back to Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing , the podcast where curiosity gets a little too loud and patterns start looking suspicious. In this Friday deep dive, I pull on a thread that connects money, power, modern medicine, cancer research, education, and the history we were taught .. and unravel it.  This isn’t a history lesson. It’s a pattern recognition exercise. Grab your coff...

Welcome back to Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, the podcast where true crime meets poor decision-making. This week on True Crime Tuesday , we’re diving into dumb crimes , specifically the elite category of criminals who genuinely believed their disguises were foolproof… and absolutely were not. 🎶 Song of the Week: “Hopeless” by Goodfella