Alexander Holland & John Maloney

Don't Praise The Machine (DPTM)

Comedy EN ↓ 268 episodes

Al and John grew up together in the 1990s but now live on opposite sides of the world. Each week, they get together through the magic of the Internet to catch up, make each other laugh and try to make sense of it all. The result is a funny, surreal and thought-provoking excursion through the arcane recesses of pop culture and technology, and the mysteries of everyday life. What’s it like to have a virtual companion? Did Hilaria Baldwin really pretend to be Spanish? Why did movies used to have a rap in the credits to explain their own plot? Get in touch at hello@dptm.org or find us on IG @dont_...

Author

Alexander Holland & John Maloney

Category

Comedy

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Latest episode

Jul 6, 2026

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Episodes

#43 - The Wrap-Up Rap 24.01.2022

This week, John and Al set off on an expedition into a neglected corner of music culture. BONUS LINK: Tom Hanks & Dan Aykroyd - City Of Crime (Dragnet) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulzLsAPFTZ8 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#42 - Moneghetti Spaghetti 17.01.2022

This week, Al and John talk surreal Singaporean theme parks, marathon toilet sessions and the disturbing world of VTubers; and congratulate some friends o’ the show on a joyous milestone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#41 - Where My Party People At 10.01.2022

This week, John and Al kick off the new year with a wide-ranging discourse on poetic resolutions, holiday novelties, canine kinks, late 30s tiktok, Redfoo, classy mukbang and robot will.i.am. Links: Will. I.AM Robot DJ video (timestamped to the bit discussed): https://youtu.be/eCKKRa4ID1M?t=399 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#40 - A Very DPTM Christmas 24.12.2021

This week, it’s Christmas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#39 - Slip, Slop, Schplarg 20.12.2021

This week, John and Al reminisce about Australian political culture and examine the dos and don’ts of fandom. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#38 - Jah Jah Joo Jie 13.12.2021

This week, Al and John bite into some juicy conversation fruits: ageing and adulthood, time loops and performance anxiety, and the inimitable life of Willard Smith Jr. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#37 - The ASMR Special 06.12.2021

This week, let John and Al arouse your podcast centre with a special feature-length dive into the world of ASMR. SHOW NOTES: ------------------------------- For those that have found their way to the show notes here, please enjoy Crazy by Icehouse followed by Al's comprehensive ASMR links. Crazy by Icehouse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptogFBZ1LIs ASMR VIDEOS Unintentional, proto-ASMR https://w...

#36 - GP in Marseille 29.11.2021

This week, a real-life French dispatch Music Used In Episode Title: Jazz In Paris Artist: Media Right Productions Media Right Productions Jazz In Paris Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#35 - Mullets Of The Sixth Borough 22.11.2021

This week, John and Al share some cutting observations about an Australian football phenomenon, and take a moment to review the reviewers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#34 - Bots, Batts and Beaches 15.11.2021

This week, Al restores some ageing tech while John opts for digital destruction. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#33 - Gettin’ Cheugy With It 08.11.2021

This week, Al and John get out of their depth with some hip new slang, and offer some unsolicited casting advice to a Hollywood heavyweight. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#32 - Hilaria Ensues 01.11.2021

This week, Al slips into character for a macabre adventure, and John navigates the outer limits of celebrity self-invention. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#31 – Neolithic Impulses 25.10.2021

This week, John and Al return to the perplexing landscape of 21st-century romance. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#30 – Modern Lovers 18.10.2021

This week, a special investigation into the murky world of AI companions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#29 – Say It Wasn’t You 11.10.2021

This week, John and Al digest some heavily abridged literary classics, and attempt to unscramble a lyrical dog’s breakfast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#28 – No More Superheroes 04.10.2021

‘No More Superheroes’  This week, Al ‘threads-through’ a blistering rebuke of Hollywood mediocrity; and John visits a hidden gem on the drug-addled streets of Melbourne. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#27 – Golden Thread 27.09.2021

This week John and Al chop it up and riff deep on a John Mellencamp lyric, John reveals the first developed thread-through concept and Al has a chat about Adelaide’s favourite zoo residents.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#26 – Hologram Manslaughter 20.09.2021

This week Al explores the arrival of dystopian holographic rock concerts, whilst John takes some time to focus on his dream of screenwriting but with a novel DPTM twist. You're gonna love it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#25 – Honky Horns and Squelches 13.09.2021

In this week’s silver jubilee celebration, John and Al go back to where it all began: the occult origins of fast food marketing mascots, and the life-changing magic of puerile pranks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#24 – Fool I Gotta Get Mine 06.09.2021

This week Al and John discuss the authenticity of a rapper's first album, John checks back in on a DPTM Cameo.com favourite and we hear about some of the exciting new things happening at Hewlett Packard this year. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#23 – Hooky Dollar Bill 30.08.2021

This week, John and Al discuss mystical frequencies and vexatious litigants, and Al rewards DPTM’s loyal listeners with some lyrical masterpieces. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#22 – Whisper Jumanji 23.08.2021

This week, Al and John get an email from a famous fan, contemplate crass cave art and remind you that there are still, occasionally, standalone films. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#21 – Explore the Space 16.08.2021

This week, Al and John savour solitude, marvel at giants and chew over lab-grown meats. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#20 – On Location 09.08.2021

John and Al relive the glories of the Royal Show; and John goes on the road. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#19 – Elevator Pitch 02.08.2021

This week John and Al riff on DIY YouTube tutorials, financial humiliation, and what a stadium concert was like in the mid ’90s. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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