Don't Go Outside

Episode 20 – The First Rule Of Flight Cum Is… Spark up a fat one and bring out the gimp!  It can get a bit boring here in the cabin, so when Al indulges in “Da Herb” things can get a little unpredictable, as he demonstrates perfectly here. Exploding Bell-ends? The guys do a double take as Dean talks Doppelgangers, Pete has a close call at the barbers, and Allen takes a great big toot on the curren...

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water…you get shot by an Iguana! Confused? Well, do yourself a favour and listen to this. It’ll make a lot more sense. Due to a very troublesome gnat bite, Dean wonders what it would be like to take on the attributes of a radioactive aggressor, Allen throws fresh stinky news at your face, and Pete wants to know what films made you hide under the...

Episode 18 – 12 years a cobbler This week the guys drink your milkshake as they talk about what they would do if they could drop off the grid and live their perfect life, their ideal choice for Prime Minister and Allen ‘Gnome Hunter’ Freeth inexplicably offers out Tom Daily to a fight. Ding Ding! Pete takes a tumble, Dean enlightens us about the forgotten martial art of Bartitsu, and our newly app...

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Answers on a postcard, because one of these dudes can’t tell the difference! This week’s report sees the guys talk about their favourite biopics. That’s a film about an actual real life person. An important fact to remember. They also reminisce about their worst presents, their most excruciatingly painful experiences and take part in an inexplicable Pet...

Episode 16 – There’s A Saucy Goose In The Danger Zone Hollywood… Da Da Da Da Da something…Hollywood! This week we go to the movies as the guys discuss their top 80’s blockbusters. Some are from the 70’s, some are from the 90’s…but there’s no telling these idiots when they get excited. Dean ‘nose’ the places to go to find the Noses of London, Pete asks which celebrity would you like to fight, and A...

Episode 15 – Chernobyl Drop Off What is a Raccoon Dog? Is a Swan a female Goose? (Give you three guesses!) And exactly what colour is the Devils nutting bag? Dean has a nightmare and delves into the meaning of dreams, Allen’s list of concepts he doesn’t understand gets ever longer and Pete talks Movie skills. Never ones to miss a Zeitgeist, they look back at the finale of BGT (that happen a month...

As the Zombie apocalypse rages (Remember that?), and Brexit looms large, the guys chew over the weeks hot topics. WTF is a Cow Magnet? What are their top three funny films? Do ducks have a sense of smell? Pete’s tells all about a life changing purchase, Dean’s Eurovision agenda gains pace, and Allen’s mind get blown by room full of monkeys on a deadline. So, grab a cold one, relax, but above all…D...

Episode 13 – Eurotrashed Yee Haw! Yippee Ki – Yay and Have A Nice Day! As Pete returns from his holiday from the USA, the guys catch him up on what he’s been missing. Last in Eurovision? (Boo!) Jeremy Kyle axed? (About bloody time!) Deans shares his Eurovision dreams, Allen climbs every mountain and Pete is still jet lagged. They look back at the finale of Game of Thrones, tales of spousal air rag...

Episode 12 - #FingerDeano This week has a distinct futuristic theme. From time travel to smart coffee machines it all there. If you look hard enough. Who played the best Joker (Batman…not Rentaghost )? We can’t decide, so you have a go! The guys delve into story of Hitlers Time Machine, and Dean explains why he doesn’t want to ruin his doctors day. So, pop your trousers on that stool over there, r...

Episode 11 – Fear Factor Big Track! Tin Can Alley! Stop Boris!! The guys get all nostalgic as Allen recalls board games from his childhood, Dean investigates what we all demand from our Sunday roast and Pete tries to understands why he soils himself whenever he gets on a roller coaster! There’s also the obligatory Game of Thrones chat….SPOILER ALERT!!  (We’re still at episode 3 so don’t panic!) So...

Episode 10 – One Night At The Halapopo Lounge Keep off the moors…and stay on the road! It all gets a bit hairy as Dean talks werewolves, Pete grapples with the possibilities of time travel, and Al tries to get to grips with the concept of The Mandela Effect.  Like crisps? Then come on in as the guys run through their top potato based snacks just for you. You’re Welcome! So beware the moon, relax,...

Episode 9 – Urban Myths Hold on to your kidneys as the guys discuss urban myths, and Allen reveals how he thinks pistachios are processed. Trust me…you have to hear this! Dean delves into a dark piece of movie history, and Pete discovers ASMR. So grab yourself some nuts, relax, but above all…Don’t Go Outside! We are now on iTunes, Stitcher & Spotify!  So you can listen on your usual podcast ap...

Its exciting times here in the cabin.  Avengers : Endgame is out, Game of Thrones is in full flow, and Al’s gone and got himself a stalker (or should that be walker?) Dean’s managed to find a true bit of Royal history in his own street, Allen’s lost a cat and Pete’s been busy profiling serial killers. All in a week’s work for The Monicas! So grab yourself an Easter egg, relax,  but above all…Don’t...

Send a raven! (3 eyed or 2…it’s up to you) Park your dragon and bend the knee! As the final season of Game of Thrones “drops”, we talk sigils, houses and bannermen.  Does Dean look good in skinny jeans? What do Pete and Keith Richards have in common? Does Al have a clue what is going on? Dean gets stuck into the “Real Frankenstein”, Pete gets confused about Star Wars, and Allen looks like a splend...

It’s here! Let us slip smoothly in to your lug ‘oles as you listen to the 6th episode of Don’t Go Outside. Can’t install a new toilet? Don’t worry. Neither can Dean. Want to know our greatest TV moments? Cool! Pull up a chair. DIY, Black Country Anarchists and our perfect meal deal combos* are just some of the topics discussed in this weeks episode. So sit back, relax, and above all…Don’t Go Outsi...

It’s been tough up the tower, but the guys are back with the 5th episode.  You want to hear about OAP drivers, Buzzin’ eels and the Oscars? This is you lucky day!  What would your crap super power be? What the Hell is Biltong? Don’t worry, The Monicas have answers.* So sit back, relax, but above all…Don’t Go Outside! *All facts and figures are never checked, or indeed cared about, at the time of r...

The first episode is up! Have a listen. Its ok. The guys discuss their favourite superheroes, the impending zombie apocalypse and Dean enlightens us about William Moulton Marston, the creator of Wonder Woman.

Having survived another week, the guys chew over the important topics of the day...mice infestations, wine tasting and dog welding! You want hot potatoes? You got 'em.

What do you have in your locker? Do you have what you need to survive a zombie apocalypse? Al runs through his top 27 (???) essential items to ensure you come out on top. Dean gives us a cannibalistic history lesson, and the guys discuss drinking and dick fish.  Bon Appetit!

Who is Mario Lanza? Who's the best...Game of Thrones or Marvel?  Why the bloody hell do people go to the gym?  The guys chew over this and more in this weeks podcast. Lovelorn frogs, forgotten American wrestlers, and the strange world of object sexuality are all up for discussion.  So sit back, relax, and above all...Don't Go Outside!