Don't Fear the Keeper

Celebrating the newest member of the league to tie the knot, Diesel and Alocke sit down to recount the stories of the weekend, hand out some trophies, and pass along some marital advice. FYI - I only used transitions that I knew wouldn't be flagged.

The league winner and loser were decided, and it totally doesn't matter how much either game was decided by.

Scott will compete in the championship for a chance at the prestigious Peach Hog.

Heading into the league's second round of the playoffs, both the bye's and anti-byes are in the rear view mirror. Those four teams will now dive into the fray and try to achieve greatness or avoid catastrophe. And with the Stoat poached, the Commish and Diesel will attempt to put a podcast host in the championship. It just means more in December.

The CDC assembles to treat a case of playoff fever. The Norwich Football League has reached a critical juncture: with the bracket set and the battle lines drawn, this week offers a chance for reflection and perspective. We dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men.

Your hosts have reunited in the same time zone, and it feels so good. This week, they review rivalry week, prep for a historic final week, take a look at other leagues, and make their final regular season predictions. All in a day's work for three number-crunchers.

The pod is back, and this time it's personal. This week your hosts will swim into yet another rivalry week in the way only they can. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll zone out in the middle of something Chuck says and have to rewind. Buckle up buttercups.

The pod is (partially) at full power in the week before the senders go international. In this episode, they recap last week's action, look at the stakes, check in on a few old favorites, and break the chain before making their predictions in an unusual way.

Stoat and the Commish get together for a good old-fashioned guestless episode. We recap an exciting week of games, place banners atop several local and national promontories, and look ahead as the playoff picture comes into full view. This pod tastes like Pepsi Cola.

In a supersized episode full of mostly yelling, Diesel and the Commish analyze a league landscape that's growing clearer with each passing week. They recap the past week of games, place an extra special bet, WAP it up, and look at some failures before predicting next week's action.

This pod was 3sp00ky5me. Marius and Sulla got together for an unconventional three man weave, witnessed one of the worst Mount Rushmore performances in recent memory, and bask in the glory of their dominant starts to the season.

The Commish's Show with the Commish and J rides again. Your hosts knock out a few quick hitting segments, before the show welcomes back its favorite guests to talk college coaches. And yes, we know his audio is off.

The pod assumes a comfortable commissionary position as Owl Michaels and the Sausage Stallion cut it up on the state of the league after 6 weeks. We also demolish some takes and make some predictions as DFTK returns to it's natural home on Spotify. Outro music: “Moonlight Sonata” by Beethoven ( ⁠ https://www.classicals.de/beethoven-piano-sonata-no-14 ⁠ ). Available for use under the CC BY NC 4...

The Commish and Commissioner are back again, basking in the glorious refractory period between a Guardians playoff win and a yet unknown Guardians playoff exit. In the meantime we discuss America's team, America's game, and the season's first loser leaves town matchup. Enjoy, and we'll see you in Goodyear.

With the early season seeing owners waffle between Big Dog and Porch, your hosts Chuck and Diesel attempt to sift through the results to find the truth. They recap the past week, introduce a new segment, censor some speech, and round it out by looking at next week's matchups. For anyone concerned, Nugget was faking a limp for sympathy. He ran into the street, got yelled at, tripped, and then p...

The Commish and the Commissioner pump up the runtime as we break down the results from an exciting week 2. We sniff out some silicone, break down signal callers, and get an assist from a special guest to identify the league's best hoarders.

The show is back, revamped, and up over the 1.5 hour mark. The only thing that could make this better is if someone had bid $81 on Quinten Johnston. Your hosts spend this episode on a lengthy recap, build a dynasty, and see how good they are with names.

Our long national nightmare has finally ended. The Norwich Football League is back. Your hosts ring in the new league year by handing out grades, analyzing the data, and making some futures picks. Fingers crossed sp*tify leaves this one up.

How come there are a million podcasts about politics, but only one about how this is a PPR league? Diesel and Commissioner Stoat are back with a nice, easy warm-up episode to get the league ready for the upcoming draft in a few weeks. They talk baseball, copyright law, and who Alex could possibly plan on keeping. Really did a great job staying on topic, these two.

You asked. Diesel and Commish answered. On this double offseason episode, your hosts look to both the future and the past. Congratulations to the future winners, and shame to the future losers.

Stoat and the Commish celebrate Spring by sticking the pegs in the ground for a two-ball. We run through the Norwich Football League Not-Top-Ten, ranging from wrestling takedowns to drinking debacles to violent encounters with appliances, and much more. Production value is low.

Your hosts are back to analyze... another host. The performance standard really needs to be raised on this show. They spend their time acquiring some new hobbies, talking brown, and looking ahead to next year. This is officially a Zencastr hate account.

Your hosts are back to analyze ... one of your hosts. In another episode revolving around a repeat offended, they try to keep things fresh with a history lesson, a battle of brothers, and a movie score to make the Commish proud. I hope Chuck listens to this as he applies his salves and tonics.

On this week's super-sized episode, your hosts return to full strength for a recap of the playoff's events. They also take some time for not one interview, not two, not ... okay it's two interviews. But that's still a lot by our standards. Stick around through both for a very special announcement. Ask not for whom the hog knocks; it knocks for thee.

Ok, it's more short than special, but it is here. On this week's nontraditional episode, Diesel takes the reins for a quarter hour of glory. The pod intends to return next week for a postseason mega-episode, so stay tuned and stop bothering me.