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After a cold open discussing cold cuts, Josh and Huw are surprised by Jeremy’s confession to his piracy past aboard the dreaded ship, The Bloody Dachshund. He explains the origins of the Coconut Fun Day, pirate’s intense hatred of all things digital and the peaceful Mute-Knee that led to him being crowned Captain. These Talkie Boiyz are crying and begging for positive feedback, so if you would lik...

Olympic Fever is sweeping the nation and even the Talkie Boiyz can't escape it! After a brief discussion on chuckin' stuff and wrestling-themed water dances, these three 'athletes' design their very own and far superior pentathlon. These Talkie Boiyz are crying and begging for positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Facebook: @deapodca...

This week, Jeremy is all alone in the studio, ready to do a solo record when suddenly Huw and Liv burst into the studio after being missing for 3 days. Covered in snow and outlandish royal jackets, the duo recount their recent adventure in the magical land of Farneara. Meeting Mr. Hummus the family man-centaur at a frozen lamp-post, Huw’s dalliance with a female clothes-horse and their role in the...

The podcast barely gets underway before Jeremy is once again choked out by a certain caped crusader. This time our hero(?) has misplaced his supervillain list and, instead of locating it, proceeds to talk nonsense for thirty minutes. World's greatest detective! These Talkie Boiyz are crying and begging for positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad podcasters out, you can find...

While Liv and Jeremy are trying to record a podcast about their cat, the old DEA Podcast Topic Jar bursts into the room to get some answers for being neglected. The life and times of a glass jar are explored, from being filled with Nonna’s bolognese sauce/love to living in the sewers with his rat friends, this jar of topics really has led an interesting life. These Talkie Boiyz are crying and begg...

Regularly scheduled programming resumes after a tumultuous June and to start, the Talkie Boiyz list all the months in the year. They also discuss an evil secret Zeppelin that reverses air, stealing chuckles and open-air skyscrapers. In the second half, Jeremy uncovers a frightening conspiracy linking a certain ex-King of Pop to his own life! The truth he has uncovered will astound you, dear listen...

This week, your handsome host, I, Keegan Mew, bring the Month of Keegan to a graceful close with an episode containing two parts, recorded many weeks apart. In the first half Jeremy is mad at Pringles and no-one cares and then I test everyone's brains with a few rounds of Riddle Me Amiss! The second half was remote recorded weeks later and involves the "original" host Jeremy challenging me to a Ho...

Current host of the DEA Podcast here, Keegan Mew, inviting you listeners on another whirlwind adventure during the Month of Me! This week, I challenge Jeremy, Huw and Liv to a superhero showdown in which they must uncover the secret identities of a few lesser known heroes. We’ll meet the man who can eat any legal situation, the crime fighting off-the-rack pants and a normal woman. It’s gonna be a...

This week on the “long-running” “podcast” “Teet ‘N Weet” Tillson Weet and his older brother, ex-turkey farmer, ex-jacket salesman Wilson Teet are joined by their surprised guests Huw, Josh and Liv from the DEA Podcast. They try to understand Tillson’s illiteracy while playing a few rounds of Celeb Misled and then all honour Wilson’s time as the child-king of Atlantis by playing ‘Qua or Nah? To rou...

The Month of Keegan continues this week as Keegan takes over a raucous party in order to doll out his infinite wisdom about life. Mr. Mew deals out the truth on topics such as Googling mayonnaise, taking a specky in footy, blowing into balloon-like substances and mirrors; how do they work? Listen to this guru put his friends in their place as his intelligence shines like a beacon in a dark, empty...

The most historically important month in podcast history has arrived! It's finally the Month of Keegan, and he kicks it off in classic Keegan style by taking the gang through a series of weird games and questions. A really long theme is created, hats are worn, and orcs are criticized. It's gonna be a long month. These Talkie Boiyz are crying and begging for positive feedback, so if you would like...

The Talkie Boiyz are continuing their improv fun ‘n’ games by pitching a movie involving Immortal Mexican Vampire Cowboys while during some more Articulate, pantless bears and timer rage are rather loudly brought up. Everyone also discovers A Chancellor of a Ghouls vs. Pirate’s Parrots Sports League and finally, we dive deep into the world of Trudy the Dancing Hat and the salesman StarLord McToots...

The Talkie Boiyz are Playin’ Games this week! They begin with some Articulate which truly showcases their inability to cope with pressure as well as Jeremy’s timer obsession. They end up sweeping poop off the barbershop floor during a game of 3,2,1 and are bullied by hunky mermaids at the underwater clam-bake during a 90 second scene. Tis’ truly is the season of fun! These Talkie Boiyz are crying...

On this sexy, slippery, salacious episode we see the return of a certain British sex therapist! In the two years that have passed since his last visit he's been through some tough times, mostly due to a very strange accident. Jeremy and Josh also delve a little deeper into his childhood and his upbringing, as well as his family life. Are they the real therapists?

168 - 1on1 with... Madame Uno On today’s episode, Jeremy introduces a new series to the DEA canon titled “1on1 with…”, a series intended to get to the heart of the interesting people that grace our studio. This week, Jeremy goes 1on1 with… Madame Uno, a famed soothsayer and dentist who first appeared on episode 61 in 2019. Madam Uno tells us how her dentistry kept her afloat during 2020 and what i...

Welcome to DEAPODCASRDY, the only game show that combines the trivia of Jeopardy with the stupidity of this very podcast! How will our three contestants stack up against each other as their inept host tests their knowledge on the history of the podcast they all have hosted for over three years now. Will Jeremy ever settle into being a game show host and nail it the first time out the gate? NO, he...

This week the Talkie Boiyz are clearly all hungry as they dive deep into a food-centric episode. On the menu is some pickled herring while running, a cultural smashing together of cuisines in grotesque ways as well as an improved continental breakfast. Then, as their hunger expands, so does the scope of the meals as they stop becoming food and more closely resemble a house of sorts. These Talkie B...

This week Liv puts on her Hollywood director pants and challenges the boys to pitch the next big blockbuster film. They have to pitch one part each though, so naturally the script has no continuity problems or flawed logic and makes total sense. These Talkie Boiyz are crying and begging for positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Faceb...

Warning: This is one of the strangest episodes we’ve ever aired. Liv and Jeremy welcome Laura Costa to the show to be swept up in the pandemonium of conversation including trampoline antics, ways to fix teeth and favourite Glee characters. Then, Liv creates the next big young adult spy novel heroine. An additional note, a separate radio show from the year 2009 titled Costa 101 interrupts our 2021...

This week we really bounce around between multiple topics; the milk man, hedge maze problems, revered animals, mini-mega-golf and the burden of being sexually attracted to an inanimate object. Also there's some sad covid and mortality talk to really round it out. These Talkie Boiyz are crying and begging for positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad podcasters out, you can fin...

This week, “unofficial world record holder” Ambrose Chadson-Yardley joins Liv and Jeremy to their utter surprise. He takes them through his lifelong quest to collect multiple phone numbers, high school flirting at a seafood restaurant and his crippling fear of “real” dating. These Talkie Boiyz are crying and begging for positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad podcasters out,...

After one of the worst openings in podcast history the episode does actually turn out to be pretty good. Jeremy and Huw are back with another installment of Nights to discuss school excursions, exam failures and the ins and outs of Disney dating. These Talkie Boiyz are crying and begging for positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Face...

Keegan Mew and Jemma Johnston join Jeremy and Liv for an aimless discussion. Topics include Keegan’s primary school experience, everyone’s favourite PIXAR movie and bug before Keegan challenges Liv and Jeremy to name every PIXAR film. This episode will challenge your love of this podcast, with two nerds naming children's movies. These Talkie Boiyz are crying and begging for positive feedback, so i...

On this week’s episode, Liv picked up some Christmas erotica off the street which Josh and Huw are eager to discuss before they are interrupted by returning guest Lennox St. Vermillion, ex-greaser on an oil rig and still an amateur poet. He reveals what he’s been up to during the pandemic and his exploits in his home town from back in the day. He then presents some of his poetry based on nothing m...

Jeremy gets swindled by corporate chip packaging, Huw personifies a jar of chocolate spread, Josh likes meat and that’s just the first 10 minutes of a transformative episode. The Talkie Boiyz then discuss which animals they would morph into under the light of a full moon and the value of religion in our modern society. These Talkie Boiyz are crying and begging for positive feedback, so if you woul...