Don't Come In, I'm Ranking!

It's nearly time to raise a glass and welcome in the beginning of a new year... but before you do, the boys are here to wave 2025 off with rankings of the years moments. In this end of year and series 1 episode, the lads rank off their thoughts on what have been the best sporting successes of 2025; the top 3 moments that have had everyone talking TV and the most shocking celebrity deaths of th...

It's that time of year where we get all festive and give Christmas a jolly old ranking over! Sam is steering the sleigh, as the boys unwrap the best (and worst) Christmas traditions, from the top holiday tunes, to the gifts that should have stayed in Santa's workshop. In this festive frolic, Sam talks about impersonating the 'big man', Callum reveals his love for 'Love Actually...

We all love 'I'm A Celeb' so we've given it a ranking over! Cal takes the reigns, as the boys rank over the worst jungle critters to come face to face with and what the ultimate 3 course meal is for when Cal inevitably makes the final three. On top of that, we discuss the current campmates and give our thoughts on our winners, Ant & Decs longevity and how the boys think they&#3...

Sam is top ranker - which means we're taking another bizarre trip into the realms of his fantasies, as we crash-land on a desert island with a plane full of A-list music artists. Who will survive? Who will sing campfire songs? And who will just chill with Snoop Dogg?  The boys tackle a penalty shootout round of most streamed songs by an artist - and much like their footballing abilities, there's a...

Want a cheeky peek at what animals Cal reckons he could take on (and beat) in a fight!? We ranked it, but clearly underestimated Cals fighting ability on this ranking.... Click, listen, follow and become a member of the rankers. Or just have a laugh at this clip. Gmail: dontcomeinpodcast@gmail.com Instagram: dontcomeinpodcast

Here's a little teaser for the ears from last weeks Halloween episode, where Cal ranks zombie slaying weaponry! Give it a play and if it's your kinda thing, then follow us and become a fellow ranker! Gmail: dontcomeinpodcast@gmail.com Instagram: dontcomeinpodcast

Dean is finally at the wheel, meaning it's the battle you've all been waiting for... Sam vs Callum, in a Halloween-themed episode of "Don't Come In, I'm Ranking." The guys debate the best household items for surviving a zombie apocalypse, rank the most popular Halloween costumes and songs, and assemble their ultimate Halloween 5 - a - side football teams. Monsters and hor...

In todays bout of heavy duty ranking, Dean and Sam try to fathom out a ranking order for Cal's top cuisines from around the world. It turns out, Cal really loves his food. There's the return of the ranking wheel for our 'quickfire ranks', as the lads panic rank the best items on a full English and we find out what Cal pops into Greggs for. Then the show goes into full blown chaos m...

The guys are back for another bout of ranking, this time taking on Sam's ideal first date scenarios and favourite classic playground games! There's also a cheeky game of 'quick rank' for you fast rankers out there.  In this episode, the trio debates the merits of romantic walks, cinema outings, and the timeless charm of mini-golf. They also reminisce about playground classics like tag and the carn...

On todays show, the lads cast their rankings over the top transfers of the summer window going into the new season! Cal introduces a new game, where Dean and Sam do their best to make a total shambles of and we rank the premier league forwards that draw similarities to the way Cal plays football... yes, you really did just read that. Tune in to see who becomes this shows 'top ranker'! Don't forget...

Dean and Cal go head to head for the coveted status of 'top ranker', as they rank the most overplayed karaoke tunes. We find out just how much Cal enjoys a karaoke duet in blind ranking and in the highly unlikely event that Sam becomes famous.... we rank over the reality TV shows he could see himself featuring on! Tune in to hear their top picks! Don't forget to share your thoughts and...

Think you’re ready for the ultimate lads’ holiday? Think again. We’re ranking the must-pack essentials for a legendary trip… and naming the hotel roommates who will make you wish you’d stayed home. From the essential poolside ball to the infamous swordfish saga, this episode is packed with hilarious tales and some highly questionable rankings! Tune in for a laugh and find out who takes the crown a...