Don't Be F*cking Weird

On episode twenty-one of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne discuss the weirdness of social media. Topics include: the fakeness of it all, commenting on celebrity posts, and what they think is too intimate to share. Sydne advocates for posting as much as you want and Kale talks about why she posts selfies of herself crying and why it’s okay when other people do that, too. Communication is so h...

On episode TWENTY (!!!) of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne debate what’s hot and what’s not - again. Topics include flat earthers, various halloween costumes, smoking out of a dragon-sized bong, using crutches, bald men, and more. Kale talks about going camping in Michigan and her one-month-long relationship and Sydne talks about being in arm's length of Chief Keef and how sobriety is makin...

On episode nineteen of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne discuss various elements of dating like: best and worst neighborhoods to source from, fav zodiac signs, and measurements of compatibility. Sydne talks about moving in with a boyfriend she only hung out with twice, and why she likes guys with different hobbies than her. Kale talks about her new temp relationship and explains how rock cli...

On episode eighteen of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne discuss how to know when to do a wellness check on your friends. Signs include: going nonbinary, any behavior in excess, moving in with a partner after two weeks of knowing them, and shaving your head. Additionally, Kale talks about her experience of her first time taking molly last week with Sydne at a rave, and Sydne talks about her f...

This episode is a little different. I (Sydne) am just basically coming on here to talk a little bit about why I am going to stop drinking. I'm okay. And will be more than okay, eventually! But it's something I think is worth being up front about while it's happening. Thanks for listening <3 

On episode sixteen of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne freestyle this episode and play Never Have I Ever and ask each other random questions. NSFF (Not Safe For Family): If you are one of our family members just skip this episode, please. Sydne and Kale discuss a vile one-night stand, the most embarrassing things they’ve done on a date, going through a significant other's phone, and peeing t...

On episode fifteen of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne discuss the real pandemic: polyamory. Sydne talks about her gay ex-boyfriend, going on a date with a stranger she met on the subway at 3am, and opens up about what men should stop doing during s*x. Kale talks about how she broke her bed frame, gives an ode to the service industry, and reminisces on her past poly relationships. Communicat...

On episode fourteen of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne give a recap of what they’ve been up to this summer. Sydne talks about blackmailing a potential sugar daddy, rescuing animals all summer with her sister, and explains how to ace a job interview. Kale talks about the beauty of blocking people on social media, walking through a crime scene of a Starbucks that was literally on fire, and ex...

On episode thirteen of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne give their opinions on what they think is hot or what they think is not - and why. Instagram activism: not hot. Jeans and flip-flops: not hot. Pitbull, Publix, and pulp in orange juice: all incredibly hot. Communication is so hot and we want to hear from you! Text us, sext us, leave voicemails, talk shit, send secrets or just say hi, ou...

On episode twelve of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne bring in a third! A Long Island resident, software engineer, and one of Kale’s Hinge matches, Mark Vitozzi! Mark debuts as the first official Hot Seat guest on DBFW. In this episode, they discuss dating, and traumatic childhood pet deaths, while Mark explains how to be a “real man”. Communication is so hot and we want to hear from you! Te...

On episode eleven of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne discuss their favorite conspiracy theories. Is Avril Lavigne still alive? What really happened at the Cecil Hotel? Why haven’t we been back to the moon…? Sydne went full Cara Delevigne at a party this weekend and Kale lied about knowing Spanish. TW: Their FL roots are showing. Communication is so hot and we want to hear from you! Text us,...

On episode ten (!!!) of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne welcome their first official guest, Sydne’s biological best friend and little sister, Rylee. This episode is a little spooky so say a prayer and get your sage ready, Sydne, Kale, and Rylee share their paranormal encounters. Sydne talks about her ongoing sleep paralysis and her haunted house in St. Augustine, FL, and Kale talks about wo...

On episode nine of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about their dating lives in NYC and discover how different they both approach dating. Sydne talks about how often you should see potential boyfriends, and tells a story about having an intruder in her apartment this week. Kale talks about one of her worst tinder dates with a guy who had the same name as her and of course, about how to...

On episode eight of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about how to make and keep friendships as adults. Methods include: 1) getting pregnant and just making your own friends 2) being vulnerable and 3) talking shit. Sydne talks about when she received an unsolicited dik pic from an Uber driver and why she loves her new therapist. Kale talks about her experience in a sensory deprivation ta...

On episode seven of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne discuss which types of weather make people act like animals in heat, why you shouldn’t drink poppers, and the come back of the middle finger. Kale talks about why she is no longer cussing, and why living alone is elite. Sydne talks about the unnecessary judgments she receives for posting too much on social media and why it’s really not tha...

Introducing DBFW's first minisode! On episode six of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Sydne is currently in Florida so it’s a bit of a different structure and shorter episode. Kale and Sydne answer a few questions about finances in New York, how to meet people in the city, and why social climbing is weird ass behavior. This episode wouldn’t be possible without our sexy listeners who left us questions to an...

On the fifth episode of Don’t Be Fucking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about their love for April Fools Day and, somehow in synchronicity, share an array of a few of their favorite NYC food spots. They additionally discuss which line of the New York subway has the most sex appeal and why staying in and not going out can sometimes be the move. Kale says she would marry Tom Cruise (???), and Sydne talk...

On episode four of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne share their stories about puberty, periods, and giving birth at Equinox. Sydne talks about how she first learned about reproduction from playing the computer game ‘The Sims’, and shares a concerning story about almost getting Toxic Shock after a 100 Gecs show. Kale talks about being comforted by the men that were doing crack in front of her...

On episode three of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about their current and past relationships with marijuana. Sydne talks about falling asleep at a Broadway show with her family after accidentally taking an edible too late and Kale talks about being stuck in the middle of a girl fight while lying to her parents about where she was. They also discuss fighting with uber drivers, anxiety...

Covid, religion and pee-pee. In Episode Two, Sydne and Kale talk about going through heartbreak during the pandemic, unnecessary youth pastor fist bumps, and why going through airport security is embarrassing. Sydne talks about blacking out and throwing up in church during her week visit in North Carolina with her grandparents and Kale talks about her trip to Florida and how she found God in St. P...

Meet Kale and Sydne. Episode One contains brief introductions, how they know each other and a summary of what's been going on in their lives since the start of the pandemic, along with an intro to their weekly segments. This episode, Kale talks about confronting four of her exes, why she hates matcha drinkers, and why she would marry Mackelmore. Sydne talks about her near-death experience on the s...

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