Don't Be F*cking Weird

On episode fifty of Don’t Be Fucking Weird, Kale talks about weird things she has done for money over the years while Sydne mostly listens. Kale tells a few stories: One is about a time she secretly airbnb-ed out her aunts apartment, another is about a time she tried to find a sugar daddy to support her and her homeless ex-boyfriend, and another about a time she tried to start a business on Craigs...

On episode forty nine of Don’t Be Fucking Weird, Kale and Sydne read off old tweets from each others twitter accounts dating back over a decade. They tell a story of being chased through Asheville by an uber driver who sent Sydne a d*ck pic, and why the illuminati will come after Kale if she talks shit about Beyonce. They also discuss what they think really happened to Kate Middleton, and also tel...

On episode forty eight of Don’t Be Fucking Weird, Kale and Sydne play a classic game of ‘would you rather’ where they ask each other questions. Sydne talks about her gambling strategy when at a casino, hiking, and she shares confidential top secret information that an uber driver in Las Vegas told her. Kale talks about her time spent with one of her best friends who was visiting NYC, she also says...

On episode forty seven of Don't be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about one of Sydne's favorite topics... conspiracy theories (again). They talk about the Montauk Project story that inspired Stranger Things, the dark side of luxurious Dubai vacations (TW), whether or not present-day Kanye West is the real Kanye West, and like five other conspiracy theories. They also talk about the joy...

On episode forty six of Don’t Be Fucking Weird, Kale and Sydne tell stories about bizarre and funny first date encounters they’ve had in the past. They share stories about: a time they were coincidentally on a date at the same time at the same place, a time Kale introduced a guy to poppers on the first date, and a time Sydne found out it was the guys birthday as they were on the date. They also di...

On episode forty fIve of Don’t be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about trends; their thoughts on current ones, which ones they like, and which ones they think people should just leave alone. They also talk about the time they got vaccinated in a bus outside of a Target in downtown Brooklyn, getting called White Trash, and spread more rumors (that may or may not be true) about who was on Epst*e...

On episode forty four of Don’t be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about what they’ve been up to the last few months, their predictions for 2024, and what they think is in and out for the coming year. Predictions include: Ron DeSantis becoming a woman, Doomsday bunkers, and the downfall of Gypsy Rose. They also talk about how flip flops, going to the mall, and microdosing are (seperately) all in...

On episode forty three of Don't be F*king Weird, Kale and Sydne have a guest all the way from Mexico, one of Sydne's best friends, JP. JP was deported two years ago so he shares what he's been up to while he has been in NYC. This episode is all over the place. Kale, Sydne and JP ask each other questions that everyone is dying to know such as: their biggest pet peeves, their death row m...

On episode forty two of Don't be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about what they’ve been up to this summer and about what they’ve learned from this humbling season of life. Sydne talks about the dark reality of working on a farm in Italy, what can go wrong when traveling abroad, and her boyfriend. Kale talks about how she learned to find silver linings even when it feels like everything suc...

On episode forty one of Don't be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne tell stories of strange experiences they've had at jobs they've worked in the past. Sydne talks about a time she was stalked by a customer, why she can't work in the service industry, and her time working for the mafia. Kale talks about dressing up as Dora the Explorer, being shown nudes by a regular customer while work...

On episode forty of Don’t be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about turn offs and read off some icks from their listeners. Sydne talks about her experience with farm life in Italy, men who shave their chest hair, and why it’s not hot to be mean when flirting. Kale talks about how being overly sexual on the first date is a turn off, how she makes the most of her days off, and why people need to s...

On episode thirty nine of Don't be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about dun dun dun…. conspiracy theories!!! Sydne talks a little bit about Avril Lavigne’s replacement Melissa, how and why she thinks Michael Jackson is still alive, JFK, the mandela effect and a time her college dorm got raided by a ghost. Kale thoroughly covers facts about Malaysia Flight 370, the bermuda triangle, tells a...

On episode thirty eight of Don’t be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about catfishing. Sydne talks about making a fake profile in middle school to make a guy jealous, tells a story of her friend being fully catfished, and talks about having to make a fake male assistant to trick her clients. Kale talks about being lucky that she has not been catfished, tells a story about using a fake profile to...

On episode thirty seven of Don’t be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne are joined by a guest!… yet another straight cis white male, their dear friend Zach. They discuss his trifecta of traumatic events that happened to him upon moving to NYC: 1. almost having his hand amputated, 2. his apartment getting set on fire, and 3. being in a wheelchair after breaking multiple bones by falling off a rock in Cen...

On episode thirty six of Don’t be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about experiences and environments that shaped them into who they are today. Sydne talks about how growing up in Florida and around animals has been formative in who she is today, along with getting in trouble all the time. Kale talks about growing up on a web cam, the internet, and how her house burning down impacted her. They a...

On episode thirty four of Don’t be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne give tips (as NYC transplants) on questions they have received about NYC; such as how to find a job, where to live, and favorite neighborhoods. They also discuss some things that they don’t particularly love about the city. Kale talks about having strep, why she doesn’t think subletting is a good idea, and tells you how to get a job...

On episode thirty of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about the struggles of dating in NYC... again. Sydne talks about running into an ex-lover while tripping at the club... again, summarizes her dates this week, and talks about herself being weird. Kale talks about her past week-long romance coming to an end, how to handle an energy shift in a relationship, and why she hates Frontier a...

On episode twenty nine of Don’t be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne record their first remote episode and discuss what is in and what is out for 2023. Sydne talks about meeting her internet friends in FL and trying to befriend her gay ex-bf. Kale talks about losing some recent crushes this week and talks about why people need to get better communication skills. They also discuss 2023 celebrity predic...

On episode twenty eight of Don’t be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about what they’ve been up to over the last two weeks. Sydne talks about why she’s going to be taking a break from NYC, gives her two cents on the AI selfie epidemic, and talks about breaking her sobriety. Kale talks about losing her rent check, how she’s learning to set her emotions aside, and why people need to stop expecting...

On episode twenty seven of Don’t be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne answer some questions from their instagram DMs. Sydne talks about unrequited love, being expelled from high school, and crying on a first date this week. Kale talks about Harry Potter, her Thanksgiving trip to Florida this past week, and she tells a story about being suspended from middle school for assaulting a guy (CP) by hitting...

On episode twenty six of Don’t be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne are joined by their friend and former guest, Strong Island Mark to discuss Thanksgiving. Sydne talks about accidentally sending a pic to her family group chat one year, Mark talks about traditionally hotboxing his car, and Kale talks about a vibrator accidentally being put down on the dinner table. They also discuss fav holiday bevies...

On episode twenty five of Don’t be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne ask each other random questions and discuss how their ideal apocalypse scenarios would play out if they were able to choose. Sydne talks about a traumatic week of having to put her dog down and tells a story of when she thought the world was ending while she was at the MOMA on mushrooms. Kale talks about getting her bike stolen and f...

On episode twenty four of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne each share three stories about their most embarrassing romantic encounters. Sydne talks about losing her virginity in a group text, crying uncontrollably, and waking up on a lawn mower. Kale talks about a septic tank cock-blocking her on vacation, getting caught by her mom, and throwing up during a threesome. Communication is so hot...

On episode twenty-three of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne answer some questions they received from listeners. They discuss how to stay motivated, how far to go on a first date, and why being chill is sexy. Sydne tells a ghost story about Key West, and gives instructions on how to fly with no photo id. Kale talks about why people who hand-motion for a check are pieces of shit and why being...

On episode twenty two of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne nerd out about their favorite holiday… Halloween! :-) They go through some Halloween trivia questions and share stories about past Halloweens. Sydne talks about going out alone last year and Kale talks about trick or treating until she was fifteen. They also give advice on how to meet people off dating apps and why you need time to be...