Donna Shannon's Coyote Tales

Donna recently performed at the World Series of Comedy satellite competition in Tacoma! Find out how they did and get important travel tips for the Seattle area. Spoiler alert: the cheapest hotels are NOT the best.

Let’s go spy on the neighbors - the modern way! From Zillow and Next Door apps, who needs to go peeking in windows anymore? Not to mention, they will even try to sell you their weird stuff at the neighborhood garage sale. Plus: Donna is finally on TikTok. All it cost was our souls and our copyrights.

I can’t believe Ryan wanted to see “The Devil Wears Prada 2” in the theaters, especially since he doesn’t really get haute couture. Or fine art. Or any art that does not come from a comic book or video game. On another note, we explored the plausibility of adding Ozempic to my medications, but I REALLY don’t need to add “Ozempic Personality” to my many, many problems that I have to take medication...

Who cares if it’s cheating! Sometimes you just have to put strange meat in your mouth at 9:30 p.m. Explore this and our other guilty pleasures, which you may enjoy as well. Plus, we explore how 55 is probably the speed limit for life. At least it seems that way, based on the senior discounts.

We may have lost my mom, but her memory - and awful cooking - will live forever in our hearts. Let’s dive into some fun funeral facts I bet you never knew, important life tips, and how to float a check.

Happy Lunar New Year! Hopefully, the Year of the Horse won’t suck for you - But it’s off to a rocky start for Donna so far. At our age, laundry is a contact sport. And I suck at sports. But speaking of sports, how about them Norwegians?

It happens to everyone - a lack of brilliance. Or you get your ass kicked. Or your boss calls you lame. Or you end up on the wrong website for, like, 20 hours. Sometimes it just sucks to suck!

Yes, we bought into the hype, but in our own special way! Birthday spankings, weird shopping trips, and educational pieces on caring for yourself and your lady bits.

From weird names to actual illness, let's explore some sick things. Serial killers, anyone?

Yes, it's spooky season! Listen to Donna and Ryan's true tales of all the scary stuff that happens to us ALL THE TIME. Ryan sees dead people...

Donna got some new podcasting toys! And, uh, well - an update on the Saga of the Broken Vagina. Plus, it would not be a new season from Donna and Ryan without a Star Wars rant. 

Donna and Ryan discuss the best, worst, and weirdest advice they ever got from the parents. Plus some other financial tricks you can't get away with today.

Check out our new sponsor! Today, Donna and Ryan Shannon dive into things that our *ahem* younger generations just don't understand anymore. I'm looking at you, Gen Z! 

After our trip to the Boston area, we realized that we are into a lot of stuff that white people like. 

Well, 2 and a half years and $75,000 later, our sunroom is finally done. ALMOST. Plus, Donna and Ryan discuss what could be the worst movie in the Mad Max franchise. And Donna learns a shocking fact about her dad.

Well, both Ryan and Donna had an interesting month - let's just say, in certain conditions, one should never trust a fart. Especially when preparing for a colonoscopy. Plus, Georgie Shannon, one of our cats, makes a guest appearance to defend why Felix sometimes needs a good ole ass-kicking.

Hey, I love my grandson, but little league baseball is like its own breed of torture. Speaking of torture, Donna and Ryan review the movies "Mad God" (2021) and "The Final Girls" (2015).

Welcome to Season 2! We played Cards Against Humanity with my 12-year-old grandson. What could possibly go wrong? PLUS check out our review of “The Empire Strips Back” burlesque show. Spoiler Alert: It was very cheeky.

We FINALLY got to go to Casa Bonita since it’s reopening! Plus, our new exercise equipment may be more versatile than advertised – if you are creative enough. BONUS: Vote for Donna’s next tattoo before Feb 29, 2024: https://forms.gle/A5rFvzutJQp9LMRs5

Well, we don't conform to the most requested Christmas gifts. And did someone say "romantic necrophilia?"

We just had our 17th anniversary. Check out our top 10 tips for a long-lasting marriage: Go to a different floor in your house to poop. Ryan’s saying: “You’re right dear, and I love you.” If you are sick, sleep in another room. Respect each other’s schedules. Do things together but have outside interests. Have a secret language. Waiting to watch your shows. Don’t plot to kill each other. Explore e...

It's October, and that means it's time to terrify children. Looking for some good movies? Or bad ones? Check out Donna and Ryan's list for gems and duds.

Should you take financial advice from a comedian? Not usually, but Donna shares how she got off the hook for some of her student loans - the responsible way! However, she could not get out of jury duty (sort-of.) DISCLAIMER: We are not financial experts, nor should you take anything in this COMEDY podcast as professional advice. Research stuff, people!

We are on the road! Hear our tales of driving 15 hours in the car to meet old people. Plus, we got an exercise bike – and Donna almost died.

Yes, it’s been a while, thanks to Donna’s techno challenges! We dive into a lot today, from a travel guide to the exotic Pueblo, CO, USA, and a run-down of Battle Bots Championships VII. Plus, we have some sage advice for the next time someone tries to get you to do something you don’t want to because “blood is thicker than water.” No, it’s not! For our monthly comedy shows in Pueblo at the Blue C...