Turn On The News by Tom Roe

Donald Drumpf Theatre radio show

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"Donald Drumpf Theatre" is the weekly radio theatre show about a fictional presidency, with parody radio coverage of the radio and its headlines. Now with computerized news readers, and fewer meddling reporters, plus aggregated reporting, and automated music. It is often a mash-up of the week's news, and sometimes a radio news fantasy with song parodies and covers all mixed in a style similar to Spike Jones, Dickie Goodman, Dr. Demento, or Richard Foreman with comedy skits, sketches, radio waves, and more. Produced by Tom Roe. tomroeradio.substack.com

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Donald Drumpf Theatre 296: Cheating at Golf and Soccer, or The Death of a Nation 07.07.2026 29:41

TUESDAYS: The Donald Drumpf Theatre radio show (audio above, text below). Episode #296: “Cheating at Golf and Soccer, or The Death of a Nation.” The new/old president asks for sports favors this week on the “Donald Drumpf Theatre” radio show. Opening theme includes clips from Rod Serling; Bill Cosby; Donald Drumpf; and “The Daily Show.” Thanks for the songs for this week's episode from Golden Earr...

Donald Drumpf Theatre 295: The Return of the Creature From the Green Lagoon Who Lost A War With Iran 02.07.2026 30:29

THURSDAYS: The Donald Drumpf Theatre radio show (audio above, text below). Episode #295: “The Return of the Creature From the Green Lagoon Who Lost a War With Iran.” The new/old president is crawling out of his green reflecting pool again this week on the “Donald Drumpf Theatre” radio show. Opening theme includes clips from Rod Serling; Bill Cosby; Donald Drumpf; and “The Daily Show.” Thanks for t...

Donald Drumpf Theatre 294: The Creature From the Green Lagoon Loses War With Iran 24.06.2026 30:24

WEDNESDAYS: The Donald Drumpf Theatre radio show (audio above, text below). Episode #294: “The Creature From the Green Lagoon Loses War With Iran.” The new/old president is a swamp monster this week on the “Donald Drumpf Theatre” radio show. Opening theme includes clips from Rod Serling; Bill Cosby; Donald Drumpf; and “The Daily Show.” Thanks for the songs for this week's episode from Golden Earri...

Donald Drumpf Theatre 293: Idiocracy Birthday: The New/Old President celebrates by paying Iran $300 billion 17.06.2026 26:30

WEDNESDAYS: The Donald Drumpf Theatre radio show (audio above, text below). Episode #292: “Sleepy Don Storms Out of Interview To Get To Game For A Nap.” The new/old president stomps his feet and claps his hands this week on the “Donald Drumpf Theatre” radio show. Opening theme includes clips from Rod Serling; Bill Cosby; Donald Drumpf; and “The Daily Show.” Thanks for the songs for this week's epi...

Donald Drumpf Theatre 292: Sleepy Don Storms Out of Interview To Get To The Game For A Nap 10.06.2026 28:20

Donald Drumpf Theatre 291: Crafty or Dumblican? The new/old president loses in court, in Congress, and in peace negotiations 04.06.2026 25:14

WEDNESDAYS: The Donald Drumpf Theatre radio show (audio above, text below). Episode #291: “Crafty or Dumblican? The new/old president loses in court, in Congress, and in peace negotiations.” The new old president again tells us that the war that is ongoing is actually over this week on the “Donald Drumpf Theatre” radio show. Opening theme includes clips from Rod Serling; Bill Cosby; Donald Drumpf;...

Donald Drumpf Theatre 290: A Thing Called Iran, or Where the Hell is Our Congress? 27.05.2026 27:48

WEDNESDAYS: The Donald Drumpf Theatre radio show (audio above, text below). Episode #290: “A Thing Called Iran, or Where the Hell is Our Congress?” The new old president does not go to his son’s wedding this week on the “Donald Drumpf Theatre” radio show. Opening theme includes clips from Rod Serling; Bill Cosby; Donald Drumpf; and “The Daily Show.” Thanks for the songs for this week's episode fro...

Donald Drumpf Theatre #289: Sledgehammer, Or How To Steal Billions 20.05.2026 30:09

WEDNESDAYS: The Donald Drumpf Theatre radio show (audio above, text below). Episode #289: “Sledgehammer, Or How To Steal Billions.” The new old president goes panhandling in China, but does much better looting at home this week on the “Donald Drumpf Theatre” radio show. Opening theme includes clips from Rod Serling; Bill Cosby; Donald Drumpf; and “The Daily Show.” Thanks for the songs for this wee...

Donald Drumpf Theatre #288: It's the Economy, Stupid! 13.05.2026 25:54

WEDNESDAYS: The Donald Drumpf Theatre radio show (audio above, text below). Episode #288: “It’s the Economy, Stupid!” The new old president dreams this week about lower prices on the “Donald Drumpf Theatre” radio show. Opening theme includes clips from Rod Serling; Bill Cosby; Donald Drumpf; and “The Daily Show.” Thanks for the song for this week's episode from Golden Earring (“Twilight Zone”), Mi...

Donald Drumpf Theatre #287: Man of Peace or Sixth-Rate Man-of-War? 05.05.2026 30:45

WEDNESDAYS: The Donald Drumpf Theatre radio show (audio above, text below). Tuesday, this week. Episode #287: “Man of Peace or sixth-rate man-of-war?” The new old president wakes up to decide if the war is over or not this week on the “Donald Drumpf Theatre” radio show. Opening theme includes clips from Rod Serling; Bill Cosby; Donald Drumpf; and “The Daily Show.” Thanks for the song for this week...

Donald Drumpf Theatre #286: Assassination attempt? Talk show host must be fired! 28.04.2026 26:38

WEDNESDAYS: The Donald Drumpf Theatre radio show (audio above, text below). Tuesday, this week. Episode #286: “The Holy War Between The U.S. And Israel And The Pope And Iran Continues” The new old president attacks The Pope more than Iran this week on the “Donald Drumpf Theatre” radio show. Opening theme includes clips from Rod Serling; Bill Cosby; Donald Drumpf; and “The Daily Show.” Thanks for t...

Donald Drumpf Theatre #285: The Holy War Between The U.S. And Israel And The Pope And Iran Continues 22.04.2026 26:39

WEDNESDAYS: The Donald Drumpf Theatre radio show (audio above, text below). Episode #285: “The Holy War Between The U.S. And Israel And The Pope And Iran Continues” The new old president attacks The Pope more than Iran this week on the “Donald Drumpf Theatre” radio show. Opening theme includes clips from Rod Serling; Bill Cosby; Donald Drumpf; and “The Daily Show.” Thanks for the songs for this we...

Donald Drumpf Theatre #284: Melania Brings Back The Drumpf-Epstein Files! 14.04.2026 26:50

WEDNESDAYS: The Donald Drumpf Theatre radio show (audio above, text below). (Tuesday, this week.) Episode #284: “Melania Brings Back The Drumpf-Epstein Files!” The new old president’s wife waves the Drumpf-Epstein Files in everyone’s face again this week on the “Donald Drumpf Theatre” radio show. Opening theme includes clips from Rod Serling; Bill Cosby; Donald Drumpf; and “The Daily Show.” Thanks...

Donald Drumpf Theatre #283: Taco Tuesday, or It's Not Funny Anymore 08.04.2026 26:24

WEDNESDAYS: The Donald Drumpf Theatre radio show (audio above, text below). Episode #283: “Taco Tuesday, or It’s Not Funny Anymore.” The new old president chickens out on his threat this week on the “Donald Drumpf Theatre” radio show. Opening theme includes clips from Rod Serling; Bill Cosby; Donald Drumpf; and “The Daily Show.” Thanks for the songs for this week's episode from Golden Earring (“Tw...

Donald Drumpf Theatre #282: It's the End of the War As He Knows It (And He's Sending More Troops) 01.04.2026 29:11

WEDNESDAYS: The Donald Drumpf Theatre radio show (audio above, text below). Episode #282: “It’s the End of the War As He Knows It (And He’s Sending More Troops).” The new old president won the month-long war in the first hour this week on the “Donald Drumpf Theatre” radio show. Opening theme includes clips from Rod Serling; Bill Cosby; Donald Drumpf; and “The Daily Show.” Thanks for the songs for...

Donald Drumpf Theatre #281: Would I Lie To You? 25.03.2026 27:34

WEDNESDAYS: The Donald Drumpf Theatre radio show (audio above, text below). Episode #281: “Would I Lie To You?.” The new old president tells a fib this week on the “Donald Drumpf Theatre” radio show. Opening theme includes clips from Rod Serling; Bill Cosby; Donald Drumpf; and “The Daily Show.” Thanks for the songs for this week's episode from Golden Earring (“Twilight Zone”), Okay Temiz (“East Br...

Donald Drumpf Theatre #280: The Drumpf-Epstein Files War Continues in the Middle East 19.03.2026 26:47

WEDNESDAYS: The Donald Drumpf Theatre radio show (audio above, text below). Episode #280: “The Drumpf-Epstein Files War Continues in the Middle East.” The new old president becomes the peace war president this week on the “Donald Drumpf Theatre” radio show. Opening theme includes clips from Rod Serling; Bill Cosby; Donald Drumpf; and “The Daily Show.” Thanks for the songs for this week's episode f...

Donald Drumpf Theatre #279: A Middle East Mess 11.03.2026 31:13

WEDNESDAYS: The Donald Drumpf Theatre radio show (audio above, text below). Episode #279: “A Middle East Mess.” The new old president becomes the peace war president this week on the “Donald Drumpf Theatre” radio show. Opening theme includes clips from Rod Serling; Bill Cosby; Donald Drumpf; and “The Daily Show.” Thanks for the songs for this week's episode from Golden Earring (“Twilight Zone”), B...

Donald Drumpf Theatre #278: War With Iran 04.03.2026 25:59

WEDNESDAYS: The Donald Drumpf Theatre radio show (audio above, text below). Episode #278: “War With Iran.” Drumpf keeps changing his reasons for bombing this week on the “Donald Drumpf Theatre” radio show. Opening theme includes clips from Rod Serling; Bill Cosby; Donald Drumpf; and “The Daily Show.” Thanks for the songs for this week's episode from Golden Earring (“Twilight Zone”), Jonny Greenwoo...

Donald Drumpf Theatre #277: The Supreme Court Knocks Back The New Old President 25.02.2026 26:12

WEDNESDAYS: The Donald Drumpf Theatre radio show (audio above, text below). Episode #277: “The Supreme Court Knocks Back The New Old President.” Drumpf can’t tarriff like he wants this week on the “Donald Drumpf Theatre” radio show. Opening theme includes clips from Rod Serling; Bill Cosby; Donald Drumpf; and “The Daily Show.” Thanks for the songs for this week's episode from Golden Earring (“Twil...

Donald Drumpf Theatre #276: Why Won't the New Old President Release All of the Drumpf-Epstein Files? 18.02.2026 26:02

WEDNESDAYS: The Donald Drumpf Theatre radio show (audio above, text below). This week’s episode: “Why Won’t the New Old President Release All of the Drumpf-Epstein Files?” The new old president keeping secrets this week on the “Donald Drumpf Theatre” radio show. Opening theme includes clips from Rod Serling; Bill Cosby; Donald Drumpf; and “The Daily Show.” Thanks for the songs for this week's epis...

Donald Drumpf Theatre #275: Discombobulated Over the Epstein Files, the Fascism, and the Stupidity 11.02.2026 28:08

WEDNESDAYS: The Donald Drumpf Theatre radio show (audio above, text below). All non-commercial radio stations have permission to air “Donald Drumpf Theatre” except WGXC, which must return my personal belongings before they can air another episode. This week’s episode: “Discombobulated Over the Epstein Files, the fascism, and the Stupidity.” The new old president is afraid of someone speaking Spani...

Donald Drumpf Theatre #274: Over and Over and Over Again With Drumpf In The Epstein Files 04.02.2026 29:29

WEDNESDAYS: The Donald Drumpf Theatre radio show (audio above, text below). This week’s episode: “Over and Over and Over Again With Drumpf In The Epstein Files.” Some the the files are released this week on the “Donald Drumpf Theatre” radio show. The episode was inspired by The Henrys’ song (the band includes my brother). Opening theme includes clips from Rod Serling; Bill Cosby; Donald Drumpf; an...

Donald Drumpf Theatre #273: Arc of Carnage or Ice Cold Ice in Minneapolis 28.01.2026 27:16

WEDNESDAYS: The Donald Drumpf Theatre radio show (audio above, text below). This week’s episode: “Arc of Carnage or Ice Cold Ice in Minneapolis.” Another American is murdered by ICE this week on the “Donald Drumpf Theatre” radio show. The episode was inspired by The Henrys’ song (the band includes my brother). Opening theme includes clips from Rod Serling; Bill Cosby; Donald Drumpf; and “The Daily...

Donald Drumpf Theatre #272: Mr. Snow Miser Brings The ICE and Gets His Peace Award 21.01.2026 26:02

WEDNESDAYS: The Donald Drumpf Theatre radio show (audio above, text below). This week’s episode: “Mr. Snow Miser Brings The ICE.” Invading Greenland, war with Scandinavia, and ICE in Minneapolis with rising home heating prices and chilly temperatures this week on the “Donald Drumpf Theatre” radio show. Opening theme includes clips from Rod Serling; Bill Cosby; Donald Drumpf; and “The Daily Show”....