Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day

Cops were called to a home in Boardman, Ohio last week. The call was for a domestic disturbance and there was a weapon involved ... a pan of lasagna.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

33-year-old Ricky Taylor picked an "unusual" weapon when he robbed a Taco Bell in Muncie, Indiana. He was arrested a block away, still in possession of the pruning shears he used in the hold up.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If cops pull you over because your car's on fire, there's a good chance they're going to want a breathalyzer. Florida Man Patrick Rinaldi and his wife barely escaped tragedy last Friday but Patrick couldn't escape a DUI.     See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An unnamed man in Pittsburgh had to be rescued after removing his clothes and jumping in the river at Point State Park. This all happened AFTER he stole a full-sized $30,000 harp from someone's home. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We really wish there were a way to find out how things went for this couple. They're either celebrating their 7th Anniversary ... or not.  Originally aired Jan. 26th, 2021   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jessica Wolf, 43 from Jacksonville, Texas was arrested days after making a video call to a Texas inmate. Maybe she forgot it was video and someone monitors calls AND video chats. That would explain why she thought it would be okay to smoke meth during that visit.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man from Kewlona, British Columbia was pulled over by police when they saw him behind the wheel with a pipe in his mouth. He told them it was marijuana (still illegal) but it turned out to be crack (more illegal). See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lindsey Josefsberg of South Miama, FL ordered a Lyft after her shopping spree at a Family Dollar. While the driver was loading her bags into the trunk of his Honda Accord, Lindsey hopped in the driver's seat and took off. Good for him, he'd left his iPhone inside and, with a few clicks in Find My iPhone, cops drove straight to Lindsey's place and found the car.  See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

James Taylor (not THAT one) was arrested in Pueblo, CO after making over 100 calls to 911 in one day. That's how cops found out there was a warrant for his arrest, so they went and got him ... after a few hour "stand-off." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

53-year-old Thomas Lydon was summoned to appear before a judge for making threats. Thomas went and waited, but then got sick of waiting and left. When he showed up at the police station the next day to complain, he was promptly arrested for failing to appear in court.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cops pulled over a man in Waupaca County, WI for suspicion of driving under the influence. They called THAT one. He was (technically) 21 times his legal limit. After previous DUI's, the driver's limit was 0.02. He went WAY past that. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

29-year-old Arianna Moss no longer works at Highland Recreation Center, all because of a 40 oz Stanley tumbler. Arianna was caught on surveillance cameras stuffing her coworkers' Stanley into her lunchbox.    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Erin Sutton isn't really a mermaid, but she told the cops arresting her she was "trying to be a mermaid." They got her out of her neighbor's pond, where she was trespassing, but then she got physical with cops, was tased, and wound up arrested.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An argument can be made that this 38-year-old fortune teller was spot on when he predicted a 19-year-old girl would "lose a valuable item in the near future." Sure, that was right before HE stole her iPhone ... but he WAS right. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

William White Jr. was working for the USPS in Pensacola and, after delivering a package, saw a 10-year-old boy on a scooter WITH that package. William decided he was going to get that package back by running the thief down with his mail truck. Thank God he (mostly) missed. Turns out the boy was taking the package to the neighbor's because William had delivered it to the wrong house.  See omny...

Police found Vladimir Demidovich hiding in a Florida garage Christmas morning. There were two problems; it wasn't his garage and he wasn't wearing any clothes.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

44-year-old Eric Rothenbuhler wrapped up 2025 in jail after stealing toys from under a tree at a Red Roof Inn in Florida Christmas morning.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A 38-year-old man was arrested after leading cops on a foot chase. He tried hiding in plain sight by blending in with a Nativity Scene. It did NOT work since most Nativity Scenes have 3 Wise Men, not 4.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A grown, naked man crawled under a gate at the Commerce City, CO Police Department and took a cop car for a short joy ride. Cops didn't know he wasn't wearing clothes until they pulled him out of the vehicle and arrested him.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Latoya Clark was heading to federal court to face charges for conspiracy, money laundering, and wire fraud. Too bad her method of transportation was a stolen U-Haul cargo van. She didn't make it to court that day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

21-year-old Kayonne Baxter stole a Hyundai Sonata, parked it in the wrong spot, and found out it had been towed. He called police the next day asking if he could get his personal belongings out of it. "Sure," they said, "come on down." He was arrested.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kourtney, a DoorDash Driver, was arrested after being caught on a doorbell camera spraying what looked like pepper spray on the order she just delivered. The couple who ordered the food knew something was up when the wife had trouble breathing and threw up.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

24-year-old Dyllon Redfern was arrested after robbing a liquor store in Tulsa, OK. Police are confidant they have the right guy after finding Dyllon with the weapon used in the robbery, described by store  employees as "an old-timey musket." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're not sure why, but 26-year-old Aaron Rodrigues De Los Santos  really  wanted that 2015 Honda Civic. He stole it (the first time) November 23. Police recovered it but didn't know it was Aaron who took it ... until he took it again 2 weeks later. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

46-year-old Jason Smith of Woodsfield, Ohio (absentmindedly?) dropped a baggie of meth into a bank's drive-thru cannister. The teller inside called police and it didn't get any better for Jason. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.