Do Not Scratch Your Eyes
Do Not Scratch Your Eyes
Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.
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Jun 15, 2026
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THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Bristol City (Away) 18.01.2024 46:42
David joins us from the Forever Bristol City podcast having only just chatted before Xmas we stat off as badly as we finished last time. Manning seems to be doing ok but the league form has faltered since our Boxing Day clash but everyone is rather pleased about the West Ham cup result, we chat Nigel Pearson and Pete comes up with yet another new segment that will probably prove as bad as all the...
TWITTER SPACE - PART 2 QPR 1 - 2 WATFORD 14.01.2024 1:02:05
Part Two of the fan reaction after the 2-1 away win against QPR where many were impressed with their young forward who is out of contract at the end of the season but what areas do people think we should strengthen in and perhaps we have the solution in house? COYH! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of ta...
TWITTER SPACE - PART 1 QPR 1 - 2 WATFORD 14.01.2024 51:38
Part One of the fan reaction following the away game at Loftus Road and two tremendous strikes from Jake Livermore - a good day out for Hornets but over shadowed by the loss this week of Daniel a young hornet taken from us to soon for whom there was a tribute on the 30th minute. RIP COYH This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not neces...
AT OUR PLACE - MATCHDAY OPERATIONS 12.01.2024 1:00:39
Pete and JustIn give a quick update on the items discussed at the "At our Place" covering Matchday Operations that took place on Thursday evening at Sun Sports in Watford. COYH! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Queens Park Rangers (Away) 10.01.2024 49:52
WARNING This one is very sweary! - Richard Honey joins us once again with QPR (again) bumping along the bottom (again) and in desperate need of a win (again) Have the you spotted the worrying similarities to last season yet? We cover off the players who have played the most for Rangers and find out why Richard enjoyed the 4-0 defeat to the Hornets back in the summer when we all hoped (if not thoug...
AT OUR PLACE - COMMERCIALS 10.01.2024 20:57
Pete gives a quick update on the items discussed at the "At our Place" covering Commercials that took place on Tuesday evening at the home of Wealdstone FC and Watford FC Women - Grosvenor Vale. COYH! COYH! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, Ri...
TWITTER SPACE - PART 2 - WATFORD 2-1 CHESTERFIELD 07.01.2024 48:02
PART TWO Ian joins us having enjoyed the game and hails TDB as MOTM but thinks overall – we got away with one there. Rajovic potential is agreed with. Chris joins us and feels we had a “big Ken shaped hole” in the team and squad. We talk about the team never putting the ball over the top because there seem to be no runners from midfield looking to run beyond the central forward. Chris feels guilty...
TWITTER SPACE - PART 1 - WATFORD 2-1 CHESTERFIELD 06.01.2024 52:57
PART ONE RichWFC2 joins us after an afternoon of remembering not just Graham Taylor but also Chesterfields John Duncan and Captain Tom Sawyer with an emotional contribution from Luther and Tom’s father Martin accompanied by Tom’s mum Sue. A poignant day. Looking at the football Rich calls out the differences in the two halves and asks if the “TDB at right-back experiment” could please end now. Pla...
DNSYE - NEW YEAR SAME OLD GRUMPY IDIOTS 05.01.2024 1:05:51
New year same old grumpy rubbish!! Justin is goaded into playing Metalica on his acoustic guitar and Pete and Carl continue to offer no assistance as the grumpy mohawk battles with a lack of space and internet connectivity whilst trying to play a guitar “too big for the aperture”! Curry nights and dry January is discussed including Pete’s use of “health supplements” with his diet coke! Questions a...
TWITTER SPACE - PART 2 - PLYMOUTH ARGYLE 3-3 WATFORD 02.01.2024 46:37
Neil beeps the horn of a 44 ton truck, John thought we went for it but the changes didn't work and Ben joins us having checked out Plymouths National Marine Aquarium high lighted in the opposition view before Paul echoes Rich's first call of the day feeling we were gung ho and failed to manage the game. Five words and Long forms are covered plus a musical Hornet Haiku!!! COYH!! This Podcast has be...
TWITTER SPACE - PART 1 - PLYMOUTH ARGYLE 3-3 WATFORD 01.01.2024 53:21
After a pulsating game in Devon we chat with some who watched remotely and some who braved the elements (1459 Watford fans travelled on New Years Day - Heroes). Rich is frustrated to have scored 3 goals away but not defended well enough to take 3 points, Alan is aghast that anyone wont have loved that game, Wendover is more content but feels that our Danish forward may be beyond economical repair....
TWITTER SPACE - PART 2 - WATFORD 1 - 1 STOKE CITY 30.12.2023 1:03:17
Part 2 of the fan discussion after a heart warming display following a Bayo red card that saw us wrestle a point from the visitors from the Potteries. Ant joins us with a tale of an issue at the ground (and this doesn't go in the direction you might think it will) and how GOOD the stewards were and Pete points out the improvement from Boxing Day in the Family stand on the stewarding front - WELL D...
TWITTER SPACE - PART 1 - WATFORD 1 - 1 STOKE CITY 30.12.2023 1:07:47
Part one of the fan reaction following an interesting game versus Stoke City where Bayo's red card saw us all fear the worst but a tremendous effort from the Golden Boys saw us claim a point. On a day where the "investment story" again came to the fore and with the transfer window approaching and a striker down for three games we discuss attacking options also. COYH!! This Podcast has been created...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Plymouth Argyle (Away) 29.12.2023 33:26
We talk to Aaron from Green and White and hear about Steve Schumacher’s departure from Home Park and discuss who might get the gig after the new year. We cover good Plymouth players this season alongside very pleasing butter analogies, self-imploding defensives and who can score the best own goals! Pete’s ongoing resentment towards Brendan “Integrity” Rodgers comes up (again!), Aaron does the dece...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Stoke City (Home) 28.12.2023 36:24
Without Carl or an opposition Justin and Pete moan about the congestion caused by the over officious stewarding in the family stand and briefly discuss legislation on its way to ensure safety at events. We look at Stoke's top scorer and reflect that they have appointed a new manager and then get to predict scores with Jarvis running out of numbers and John take long backgammon throws!!! We apologi...
TWITTER SPACE - WATFORD 1 - 4 BRISTOL CITY 26.12.2023 1:10:20
A shorter Boxing Day Spaces and differing opinions are at the heart of whatever this thing is. Here everyone was frustrated but after a series of improving performances a few of the potential weaknesses all came home to roost. Wendover picks over a disappointing set of performances but hopes the transfer window might be used to bring in fresh faces and legs in January. Sean, having called out Bris...
DNSYE -CHRISTMAS DAY SPECIAL 25.12.2023 1:22:24
Stupidity in three parts Merry Christmas!!!! Or not, the gruesome threesome discuss their loves and loathes about Christmas and which of the idiots is most Scrooge-like!! We have a myriad of messages from lovely Watfordy type folk as well as the final of the World vs Carl Christmas Cup!!! Finally we reveal who is the DNSYE Secret Santa this year. If you are with family we hope you are having a gre...
TWITTER SPACE - PART 2 BLACKBURN ROVERS 1 - 2 WATFORD 24.12.2023 37:23
Neil continues to enjoy the form and he connection with the players constantly improving and sees us as coming up on the rails, we chat with Mike from Voices of the Vic who on the 80th minute was low but enjoyed (and with the rest of the outstanding away following earned) the last ten minutes, Mike points out that shooting leads to goals even if not directly. Justin says thank you to lots of peopl...
TWITTER SPACE - PART 1 BLACKBURN ROVERS 1 - 2 WATFORD 24.12.2023 39:37
Three away wins in a row! IN A ROW!! Here we hear the first part of the fan reaction following a spirited fight back following some substitutions that really swung the game!!! Wendover is cock-a-hoop, Vinnie wonders why we don't start with our better players as in his view Asprilla is the best player we have, Justin calls out the injury record having improved with rotation as playing a pivotal par...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Bristol City (Home) 23.12.2023 41:01
We finally get to face the Robins whilst the Xmas dinner is still being digested and then we’ll face them again in January – the EFL have some explaining to do. We find out from Dave from the Forever Bristol City Podcast about their season, Nigel Pearson’s departure and how new manager Liam Manning is getting on – the owner and board are scrutinised as Big Nige was jettisoned (again) in a manner t...
The World Versus Carl -Christmas Cup 2nd Semi Final 23.12.2023 14:30
In the second loosly named "specials" for the festive period Justin was somewhat surprised to find out he was facing Hazel in the 2nd semi-final of the Christmas Cup!! Will he make it through to the Xmas day final - we'll see! COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our...
The World Versus Carl - Christmas Cup 1st Semi Final 22.12.2023 15:56
The first part of our Christmas (not very) Special programming sees Carl and Wendover face off for the third time. Sitting on one win a piece (very possibly unfairly) who will win out and get through to the final on Christmas Day!?! Who knows? Who cares? COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSP...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Blackburn Rovers (Away) 20.12.2023 30:46
Things all go a bit pantomime as we welcome Ian from 4000 Holes podcast to discuss phone holders, away game smash and grabs, inconsistency, reduced playing budgets, Venky’s chicken farmers, Bank of India imposed financial restrictions, team and squad fitness and medical departments (including the very pleasing phrase “perma-crocked”, chastening results, January transfer window prospects, playing y...
TWITTER SPACE - PART 2 PRESTON NORTH END 1 - 5 WATFORD 17.12.2023 51:46
Neil joins us from platform 6 of Preston station with a sore leg and way of detecting train stations using sonar it seems! Neil refuses, as ever, to conform and tries to give man of the match to the whole midfield! Despite a lack of sleep, he is full of beans due to the result, the atmosphere and some lovely stewarding at Deepdale and even starts singing at one point before naming “Edo the Truck”!...
TWITTER SPACE - PART 1 PRESTON NORTH END 1 - 5 WATFORD 17.12.2023 56:54
First part of the mainly unedited fan reaction after arguably the performance of the season away Deepdale coming back from an early goal to run out more than comfortable winners. Sean joins us we start taking a tally of the Away Player of Half Season so far, RichWFC2 takes out Mrs WFC2 for dinner because of the spooky correlation with away wins when he does! Mal, Steve and the nearly banned Mike j...
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