DMV Mess Hall

In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall, Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about • 🤔 What’s going on with Rally? • 🏆 DMV Mess Hall ranked #11 in a Top 40 Washington football podcast list • 💳 Breaking down the AMEX presale debacle • ✈️ Commanders London package drama • 🏈 Reacting to the latest reports coming out of OTAs • 📅 Initial thoughts on the Commanders schedule • 🍻 Catching up and saying...

In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall, Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about* 🎉 The Washington Commanders draft party at Northwest Stadium* 😱 Fan reaction inside the building when Love was drafted 3rd overall* 🏈 The team’s decision to draft Sonny Styles* 😬 Why Tailgate may have Jamin Davis PTSD * 👑 If Sonny Styles is the heir apparent to Bobby Wagner?* 🤝 Why the Washington Commanders neve...

In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall, Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted • 🔄 Catch up on what the guys have been up to over the past couple of weeks • 👕 React to the new uniform reveal • 🕰️ Imagine what 2-2-22 would’ve looked like under the Harris ownership group • ⭐ Break down the new jerseys and picking their favorite • 📉 Are tired of the endless mock draft season • 🧠 Predict how many picks the...

In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall, Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about 🤡 Fans falling for April Fools’ jokes 👀 Breaking down the new uniform tease + our predictions 💸 Will fans get a discount when the new gear drops? 🏟️ Latest stadium update from Josh Harris 🏈 Jayden Daniels in the Fanatics Flag Football game 🇺🇸 Could NFL players make Team USA Flag Football? 🧢 Thoughts on the new Com...

In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about 😤 Fans going off on Adam Peters for a “slow” start to free agency 📋 Breaking down every Commanders free agent signing so far (Oweh, Chenal, Okonkwo, Cross & more)  🧩 Which position group still needs the most help? 🤔 Should the Commanders make a move for Brandon Aiyuk? 📊 Grading Adam Peters’ offseason so far 🎉...

In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall, Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about • 🌍 Our preferred pick for the Commanders’ next international destination • 🇩🇪 The Jon Allen Germany controversy • 💰 London trip SB Events deposits — what fans need to know • ✈️ Could the Commanders play two international games this season? • 🇬🇧 Favorite memories from the last London matchup • 💸 Why fans should star...

In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall, Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted dive into: Remembering the passing of several Washington legends A personal story from Tailgate about Sonny Jurgensen and Tre’ Johnson Rally Captain’s full recap of his Super Bowl trip

In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall, Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about • 🏈 Wild Card Weekend • 🔍 Peters’ roster construction and the lack of weapons around Jayden • 💔 The Kingsbury–Commanders split • 📉 Hitting the “Kliff Cliff” • 🤔 The brief Mike McDaniel OC buzz • 🧠 Who is David Blough—and why he might be the right OC fit • ⚖️ Which side of the ball must get it right next season •...

In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall, Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about • 😡 Fans being upset about the win and taking shots at Rally Captain • 🦅 Eagles fans rolling out preloaded excuses • 🧠 Living rent free on Eagles Twitter • 📄 30+ free agents heading into the offseason • 📰 Reacting to Diana Russini’s report on Kingsbury falling out of favor with Peters • 📊 Mariota and Johnson fini...

In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall, Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about 🪞 Being ready to put the 2025 season firmly in the rearview 🏥 Running through the long list of players missing time this week and all season ❓ Re-sign Mariota after a 1–5 run as the backup? 🧩 Tailgate questions roster construction and wants more from Peters 🗣️ Addressing fans wishing Drake Maye was drafted over Jay...

In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about • 🟢 Their game day experiences in a sea of Eagles green • 🍻 Barstool Philly antics • ⚡ Eagles fans trying to sabotage the tailgate • 🤦‍♂️ Dealing with ignorant fans • 🥊 Reaction to the Commanders vs Eagles fight • ❓ Questioning why Sam Hartman is even on the roster • 🎯 What are players playing for this late in th...

In the latest episode of the DMV Mess Hall "Finish with Pride", Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about: • 🗽 Rally’s 4-Hour NYC Road Rally Trip • 😬 Commanders Tried to Lose vs the Giants • 🥳 Celebrating the Win Way Too Early • 🔄 Mariota = Good for One Turnover a Game • 📺 Finally Winning after a 2-Month Drought • 🏈 Noah Brown: Captain ➝ IR ➝ What’s Next? • 👀 Not Impressed With So...

During this week's podcast Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about • 🚌 Bus Trip to New York for the Giants game • 📣 Rally Details for fans heading to MetLife • 🤕 Jayden Out Again — thoughts on him not playing this week • ❓ Should Jayden Play Again This Season? • 💪 Fans Questioning Jayden’s Toughness • 👀 Jayden Not Seeing the Field Like Last Year • 📺 Ertz Injury Relived on Hard Knocks...

🎙️ Three Steps Back — Episode Summary • ❄️ Minnesota cold hits different • 🙏 Big thanks to listeners who pressed their reps about the lost home game • 💸 Cowboys rolled out a 30-year PSL what will the Commanders do • 🥩 No Victory Steaks this week… sadly • 💀 TT’s FanDuel “locks” absolutely weren’t • 🛡️ Defense is gassed • 🧀 Kingsbury = Cheddar Bob • 🤕 Latest on Jayden’s health • 🙏 Prayers up...

🎙️ DMV Mess Hall Podcast Recap • 📍 Minnesota Rally hype! • 🎥 Hard Knocks: What made the cut for the Commanders • 🏈 Commanders aren’t lost anymore • 💌 Fans: Hit up your ticket reps about that lost home game • 🤔 Will Jayden play vs the Vikings? • 🥩 Victory Steak Sunday—are the boys celebrating?#httc #washingtoncommanders

🎙️ DMV Mess Hall - "Work the Problem"Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted are back after almost a month off and they have a LOT to discussThis Week’s Topics: • 🇪🇸 Meeting listeners in Spain and over Thanksgiving • ✈️ Full recap of the Spain trip: road rally, meet-ups, and game day • 🎟️ Rally breaks down the international ticket debacle • 🍺🍗 The stadium running out of beer and food during the...

🎙️ DMV Mess Hall – “Rock the Vote” 🌍🇪🇸 Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted are back and there’s a lot to cover ⬇️ 👕 Rally shows off his new gear 🏆 Next step in the Ultimate NFL Fan of the Year campaign 🙏 Asking listeners for a small favor ✈️ Why they’re still hyped for Madrid 🎟️ Latest update on Spain game tickets 💬 New WhatsApp community for fans traveling abroad 🤕 Jayden not going on IR — good...

🎙️ DMV Mess Hall – “Fan of the Year” Big week in the Mess Hall! Here’s what went down ⬇️ 🏆 Rally Captain named Commanders Fan of the Year! 🎥 How the team surprised him with the news 🎤 Tailgate recaps the Art Monk event at MGM National Harbor 👕 Art Monk jersey retirement memories 💡 Shoutout to ownership for investing in the pregame experience 🌡️ The fanbase temperature before kickoff ⏳ 1st ha...

🎙️ DMV Mess Hall – “Missed Opportunities”The Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted are back from Kansas City with plenty to talk about 🍗 Rally at Chicken N Pickle — and the best BBQ in KC🏈 Tailgate in Lot J — great vibes, great fans, win or lose🤝 Meeting listeners from all over the country🦅 Bears & Eagles fans talking trash (of course 🙄)🏛️ If there’s a statue at RFK 2.0, who should it be?⏸️ Thou...

🎙️ New Episode of @DMVMessHall — “Rep It Hard… ”Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted are packing their bags for Kansas City and breaking it all down ⬇️ 🏈 KC Rally details & where Commanders fans are linking up 🔥 Tailgate’s hunt for pickleball players in KC 🍗 Where to tailgate before the game & what to expect at Arrowhead 📅 The last time Washington played in KC — and what’s changed since 💬 W...

In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall, Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about: 🤠 Rally recaps the Dallas Rally weekend 🎂 “Cake without icing” — what that means this week ✈️ Why fans travel to away games & cross stadiums off their list 🏛️ Mayor Bowser spotted in Dallas for the game 🏟️ Comparing the NFL’s newest stadiums to the oldest 💬 Defending Jayden after fans criticized him for texting...

In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall, Rally Caprian and Tailgate Ted talk about: • 🐻 Home Rally before the Bears game • 🍻 Tailgate experience recap • ⏰ Why Rally was late to the game • 💡 Commanders pregame light show • 🧱 Why the Bears stacked the box vs. the Commanders offense • 🎯 Passing game needs to open up the run • 🤦‍♂️ When the offense was just… offensive • 😬 Reacting to Bill’s back-...

In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall, Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about: 🖤 Black Out Game details — what to wear and what to expect 🐻 Home Rally info for the Bears game 🍻 Tailgate’s Sunday vs. Rally’s Sunday recap 🚗 NW Stadium Lots opening early 🌤️ Monday’s forecast looking better 🛑 Tailgate’s odd rest stop encounter 🍔 What’s on the menu for Monday’s tailgate 📺 Ms. Rally’s TV moment...

In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall, Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about • 🏟️ All the Commanders fans who showed up at SoFi Stadium • 🛫 Recap of the LA Rally weekend • 🐻 Preview of the Bears home Rally at Hyde Social • 🤝 Rally's run-in with a certain Commanders WR • 🍻 Tailgate recap + SoFi Stadium fan experience • 😬 Their reactions when the Commanders fell behind 10-0 • 👐 The game...

In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about 🛫 LA Road Rally details 🩹 Jayden back as a full participant in practice — but in a brace 🦶 Will Jayden have “happy feet” returning from injury? 🧠 Is there a chance he’s still shell-shocked? ✈️ Team flying out to LA early — and why that matters 🩼 Chargers’ key injuries to watch 🏃‍♂️ The threat of Justin Herbert usi...