DJ Brains

Hey Guys! Do you like music? Me too! Have a listen to this. It's my all time favourite songs that sound like Oxide and Neutrino. What a treat. See you around! Brainzwaith Pearson Smythe III

I WENT AWAY FOR A WHILE BUT NOW I'M BACK BACK BACK BACK. Miss me? B x

Fuck this shit Im off on holibobs. See you in 4 weeks fam! B

Guess who's a Fortnite fanboy? This show was on the day of "The Event" from Season 9. No, I'm not secretly a 9 year old operating an overweight robot body. YEET (?) B

Mate. I was cooking like a jacket potato in the studio this week. It's warm! Happy days. Hope you like this one. B

It's Saturday, my dudes. Let me tell you how you can get free Cub Penguin premium. Please like and subscribe to save my slowly unravelling mind. B

Yes. This arsehole actually named the show that. You're listening to him, so what does that make you? Amazing. That's what

When a man's got money in his pocket he begins to appreciate peace. I have no idea what that has to do with this show. B

Aural assault incoming. This show was a proper journey. Strap on your garage n bass waders and get knee deep in some bass sludge. Related - Bass sludge is how I describe the remainder of my brain. I less than 3 your faces. B

Everyone is Avenger crazy right now. It's warranted. Pretty badboy end to a gigantic collection of movies. Luckily this is a spoiler free zone BLACK WIDOW HAS NIPPLES. Large up your chest TONY STARK GETS BONERS IN THE IRON MAN SUIT. Yay B

Firrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee No, seriously, fire. Someone's left the chip pan on. WHAT DO I DO? NOOOO! NOT WATER ON A CHIP PAN FIRE! AAHRRRGH AGHHH AGHHHRRRRGGHHHHHH My brain is melting. B

Mate! The yellow thing in the sky! It's coming back slowly. Happy days. You know what that means. BRING ON THE RIDDIMS. Large up B

DTF - Yeah, Down to facilitate a pleasant evening of tea, good conversation, and light humour. Oh Garage n Bass, you so classy. (Mind your butthole on this one, it gets a bit savage towards the end). B

Here's the story from A to C, you wanna get with me you better listen carefully. Here's some Garage n Bass to smack you in the face. Big up G like MC. B

Haters wanna hate. Lovers wanna love. I don't even want none of the above. Drip drip drip. B

So here it is, better late than never. Its all my favourite tunes from last year. Not gonna lie, I was pretty smashed when I recorded this. Which kind of reflects a lot of my 2018. Lets hope it translates to the right sort of vibe. Was this the best tunes of last year? What did I miss? Let me know in the comments below. And remember to like and subscribe... Sorry. Was possessed by a YouTuber for a...

I heard that right now if you take a slash in the streets in Chicago, it'll freeze before it hits the floor. That's some next level shit! So keeping it ice cool, I got some frosty riddims for you this week. Sorry for the hiatus. I have some shit going on and couldn't make the last one. Well that, and I was in Italy. Peace out, Stronzos, B

A new day is dawning. It's a Happy New Year. And I'm back with another metric crap ton of brand spanking new Garage n Bass. Hope you all had a good festive season. Big up B

So it's one of them shows. It's Christmas. I've gone digging and picked a bunch of rando riddos. Had so much fun recording this show. Hope you like. A very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all of you. See you in 2019! Peace & love, B

HA-WHAT-HA-GWARN my sexy people. They're starting to put bloody turkey and stuffing in everything. Turkey Nut Stuffing Latte fam where you at?! Means it must nearly be Christmas. So I had to buss out a tiiiiny it of Christmas cheer in this show. Next one is the Christmas Speshy. Although what's gonna make it speshy is a complete mystery to me right now. Bless up baby Jesus. B

Wintage. Top wintage garage, mate. Trust your Uncle Bwainzy. UKG - coming in your family's ears

<insert hype here> <generic sign off> B

It's that time of year again. We roll out the odd Halloween remix in celebration of an over-commercialised American holiday. And people say I'm not cheery. HAPPY HALLOWEEN! B

Mate. Sunshine in October. Was loving it. Also was loving these tunes. Pump it up LOUD. B

I wish I knew Lauryn Hill had a track record of cancelling shows randomly before I committed to a 20 hour round trip to Houston, Texas this weekend. Fuck my life. Super jet lagged. Super pissed at throwing so much fucking money away. But dedicated enough to still bring you a mix for your ears even though I'm half asleep. Hope this one is pleasing to the ears. Big up B