DJ Brains

Did you know that hatters were considered to be mad because they spent all day breathing in mercury in the hat factory? Lit. B

HEY! It's finally here. I'm off on holibobs. No, I don't care if you hate that word. I'm happy to be a basic bitch in this instance. Whatevs. No live show on the 17th either as I'll still be away. See you in the next one. B

The sun's on its way, futhermuckers! I am buggering off to Egypt after the next show and I CAN'T. FRIGGING. WAIT. Get me to the pool! Oh yeah, sorry for missing Saturday's show. I was at a cock rock gig. So here's a show I picked up instead, just so I can play you music. No, really. One love B

So we crowned a new King apparently. Bet that cost a few quid. Here's some music. B

YO! So I ducked out of my Saturday show to visit the West Country in the UK. You'd think it'd be a cheap holiday. Next time I'm booking the freaking Canaries again. Oh yeah, I picked up a cover show. It's some GAH-RAH-HEY and BASS for you. Keep it large like a castle. B

Yo baby! You ever had your b-hole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? Snoochie boochies B

So I had to skip my Saturday slot this time around because I was babysitting a post-op dog. (Puppy having knee surgery, not a really ugly person transitioning). So I picked up a Sunday show and did my thing. I think both live listeners really enjoyed it. Hope you do too. B

Alright Bunky Spumlovers! We're back doing it proper. Another cracking selection of the finest Garage n Bass to make you scream SMACK MY ASS AND CALL ME BESSIE. No, YOU'RE in the closet. B

Mashin' what, you ask? I dunno. But if you're using 2 hands I bet you're very popular. B

Love is in the air. Hang on, that's not love, that's last night's Nandos. Damn, babygirl. Do you need a shit? LOVE YOU GUYS xx B

Man I am really running out of ideas for show titles. Any ideas are welcomed on a postcard. BOP THIS B

It's 2023 fam! You know what that means? The date is now different to last year, and we're a little closer to the inevitable oblivion that approaches the human race. CHEERY! Good Christmas? B

It's that time of year again where I dress like a prick and clang a whole bunch of badly thought out tunes together. This year was a real festive shitshow. Um... Like and subscribe, I guess? B

Anyone been watching the millionaires have a kickabout? Didn't take long for everyone to forget about all the dead workers buried under the pitch. That got dark quickly. Better listen to some GARRIDGE M8. B

Phuck it's COLD. Bring back the warm. Please! 2 shows till Xmas. Where did 2022 go? B

It's the time of the year in the UK that we start to set fire to shit to celebrate some nutter trying to blow up the most important political building in the country. Exciting. B

This episode gets filthier than your old dear, bruv. Cheeky. B

Look over here! Excuse me, I would like to extend to you, an invitation to the Pants Party. The party. The pants. Party with the pants? See you there. B

Are you a thug? Yes you are, you bad boy. Behave yourself before you get in trouble. B

The Queen's brown bread. So that happened. So... What's new on Netflix...? B

The nights are starting to get shorter. Make the most of it. Summer is winding down. Get a load of these summer bangers. Everybody wants an anthem. Large B

Boomers dun killed our planet. Don't forget your sunscreen. B

Easy gang! Summertime in full swing. Grab a beer and check out some cracking tunes. Large it B

I'm back, bitches! Lost my tan already. I had a nice trip, but now wrestle with the consciousness of cultural appropriation. Oh well. B

Mate! Yesterday was the hottest day of the year in the UK. We don't normally see temperatures in the 30s. It was absolutely gorgeous. Then today it dropped again and started raining. I would have been bothered if I weren't about TO FUCK RIGHT OFF TO THE CARRIBEAN. So yeah, no show for 4 weeks. Miss you already x B