DJ Brains

Honestly, this has got to be one of the most disappointing shows I've done for a while. My advice is to take it with a pinch of salt. I was off my game. And I apologise for that. Still lots of brand new tunes for you to listen to. So if you want to risk it, I hope you enjoy it as much as you can. Until next time, and at a better quality. B Serato Playlist Listen on Mixcloud

Bonjour Madame et Monsuier. Alright treacles and geezers. Absolute fire of a show for you this week if I do say so myself. Was hype after watching the amazing opening ceremony of the 2012 London Olympic Games. Have to say I was blown away, and took some of that inspiration to the decks with me. Lock in for a marathon session worthy of the Olympic gold. Big up. B Serato Playlist Listen on Mixcloud

What's crackalacking people? I used to work with a guy from The Bronx who used to say that to me every day. He must have felt clever calling me a cracker on the sly daily like I didn't know. We got on well so I let it slide. And I still imitate him to this day. So there's that. Anyway, this week I ducked out of Sub. FM duties but didn't want to let you down, so I still recorded a little rinse out...

BOOM! Bare new tracks. BARE. Shove this down your lugholes and try not to wet yourself. I love new music. B Serato Playlist Listen on Mixcloud

Word to your mother. Brainz is back for another issue of Bumpy UKG. This week's show wasn't on Sub. FM as I had a prior engagement. Still, I threw down for you. Find some fresh beats, coupled with some old school Russian Roulette mixing. What I mean by that is the 2 half is me finding any random vinyl and chucking it on. Made for an interesting result. I hope you enjoy. Have a great week. B Serato...

So this weekend, our bling-emblazoned overlord celebrates 60 years in rule. Yawn. How about some garage instead? Hope you enjoy. And a note - there's no live show next week as I have to attend a wedding. If I make it that far. Have a spangalicious week y'all. B Serato Playlist Listen on Mixcloud

Total sploosh. Got some wicked riddims for you this week. Lots and lots of hectic forthcoming material from the like of Wookie, DEVolution, Slime Recordings, GOLD and more. This was supplemented by some classic bangers. Well, it was my birthday recently. So I do what I want. Cheers for listening, and have a great week. B Serato Playlist Listen on Mixcloud

Hello kiddiewinks. Time for another hilarious session of UK Garage with the Brainz. I mention it being hilarious, and this is due to how on point I was. Also posting late due to me still nursing a giant, dirty hangover. Thank you, Shoreditch cheese cocktail bar. It pains me to type with this headache, so I will bid you adieu... Yours, DJ Brainpainz Serato Playlist Listen on Mixcloud

EASY FAMBLE! Some proper LOL Garage this week. What that means I don't exactly know. But it was a bit of a strange show. I was slightly experimental. And unfortunately the past fortnight has been pretty slim picking for new UKG. So the 2nd half of the show you will find me just rinsing out some banging tracks of recent. I like to try as hard as I can to make every show branding spanking new. Faile...

Easy famble. And Happy Zombie Jew day to all crew. In honour of the bloke that got nailed to 2 bits of wood, I've decided to stab you in the eyeball with some brand spanking new music. Got some cracking tunage for you, and at the end I have a tiny archive vinyl rinse-out (if that's your bag). Hope you enjoy, and please, if you get a chance, follow me on the Tweetpipes, 5 star and comment me on iTu...

Yes people. Hello and welcome to another instalment of the Brainz show. This week was especially close to my heart. And this is because I get to give you the first glimpse of my new project: Orpheus. We may have let the horse out of the stable a little early on this one, but I was so excited to share some of the work we've been doing that we ran with what we had. Orpheus consists of myself and my...

NERD ALERT! Yes that's right: I bought an iPad 3. Ooo wow the pixels. So dramatically different. Not a waste of money at all. Honest. So what have I done so far with my iPad 3? Bought a bunch of apps I'll never use. Watched Tulisa noshing off Fazer in glorious SD-on-HD style just to make it feel that much dirtier. According to Dappy it's Fazer anyway. He's says he'd know that dick anywhere. Cute....

BANG TIDY! This week's show was an animal one. Lots of fresh beats for your ears, including some smashing forthcoming material from L2S Recordings, Matt Jam & Scott Tonic, Hostage & RacknRuin plus many more. Had a proper skank out in the studio recording this. Loving the new vibes of the tracks I picked up. Don't forget, you can hit me up with promos on brainz@slicknfresh.co.uk, sa...

My heart bleeds. Normal really, being an emo and all that. Everyone I meet tells me how much of an emo I am. That pretty much tells me how much Mosca got it spot on when he gave a quote to Time Out on Future Garage. So for this week's emotional Future Garage fest we have lots of upfront, forthcoming smashers. Watch out for the new one from DEVolution, throwing down a banging remix for Smiler. Mike...

So it turns out too much brostep can actually fuck your brain. The morning of my radio show, en route to one of my favourite culinary places (Wimpy) I had Skrillex pumping out the motor. Whilst rocking back and fourth, gripping my steering wheel, shouting BROOOOOO I think I did some damage to my musical section of my brain. I say this as in between some banging music (and I mean BANGING) these bad...

POW! Right in the kisser! Smacking you in the face is another session of large, upfront 2012 UK Garage this week with some garage bangers. Some wicked tunes on road right now and this year is already shaping up to be a doozy, with massive releases from labels such as Black Butter, Squelch & Clap and L2S. I also did one of my first "crate digging" sessions with MP3s and pulled out some tunes fr...

Yes yes! I hope 2012 has treated you well so far. Here's another action packed show for you from Sub. FM. Chatroom was hot on it this week. Thanks to the people that have been listening live. And *cough cough* apologies for the odd car crash or two of mix. Remember, this is normally the first time I play these tunes ever when I spin them on air. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it! Safe as alw...

Yes people! We're back on the tube train ripping up some riddims. For this instalment of iPad mix-magic, I've drawn for the Super Ninja Bass Squad! In a nutshell, I looked back at the countless tunes I've accrued over the past 12 months and had a re-listen. There's so many tracks that I've managed to throw by the wayside by not paying proper attention to the actual tunes I own. What we've got is a...

Steve Holt! For my last show of 2011 I went with keeping things on the leading edge of UK and Future Garage. 2011 has been a brilliant year for music, and here's to more bangin' tunage in 2012. Happy New Year. B Serato Playlist Listen on Mixcloud

Merry Christmas! For my Xmas special this year I went with an Old School garage rinse out. Not much to be said as you should know what to expect. Savage old school across all the eras that get the juices flowing. Thanks to everyone that's made 2011 a massive year for me and the sound I push. Big up to all the producers making music that I love, and I look forward to what 2012 brings! Stay safe, an...

Waddup Broseph? You ready for some fresh, smoking hot UK Garage? Then you're in for a treat. Recently it just seems like it's been getting better and better every week. The chatroom is always jam over at Sub. FM and people seem to be enjoying what I'm doing. This week's show is choc full of some of the freshest music on road. There's also a few cheeky classics slipped in there for good measure; li...

Here's part 2 to last week's epic show. Getting the end of hour 2, I was promptly told to shut my noise as I talk to much, along with bringing the dirtiest basslines I could find. Being a man that likes to please, I did as I was told. Most of this music you would have heard on this show before, but don't let that take anything away from this prolapse-inducing mix up. Grab your earphones, a nappy,...

SEXY TIME! Smooth UK Garage for you this time round with my journeys on the London Underground. I went through and randomly picked a bunch of gems that I haven't played in a while and threw them together using my favourite shiny slate-like device. I got a good reminder of how amazing the Midnight Circus and Bibliotek were whilst mixing this. This is old school and vocal UKG at some of it's best. H...

Fresh UK Garage and bassy savageness to kick off your week for you. This show I got to showcase some of the latest and greatest in underground music, and it was so hype that the listeners wouldn't let me go. The next DJ didn't turn up, so the show ran for 4 hours! This is the first 2 hours of that set. I had a lot of unplayed tracks from my last show, so it was almost lucky that I was light on the...

Who wants some music that's so fresh that it takes stink out of other unfresh things? That's right, we're back on Sub. FM for a show on the 5th of November that produced fireworks. Every single tune played was the first time I'd played it (apart from 1, can you spot it?) so the music was fresher than a Norwegian's special place. Why, oh why, do I keep banging on about Norway... I give you Mr Doug...