DJ Brains

So this is my Christmas show. I played some new bits, I played some old bits. All in all, it was about as festive as a real life crucifixion. But, eh, so what? Merry Christmas one and all. Hope you enjoy. Side note - no live show on the 27th December as I'm doing other stuff. There will be podcast action, I just don't know when or where from. PEACE! (on earth) Brainzuz Christ

Another week, another imaginary session of my own tube rave in my head. This time around, the imaginary ravers are going crazy to all sorts. I thought I'd bring MJ Cole out for a play as I've not colluded with him much recently and he used to be my fav. Lots of other beats from people like Grades, Zed Bias, Club Asylum, TS7 and other charming chaps. Just remember to be careful who you buss your gu...

Words cannot describe the pain I went through on this show. I'd been out the previous night in Epping (shout out to the UKG Spot guys) and a friend of mine was on a mission to make everyone as much of a mess as possible. I had to take a break live on air and spew my guts up. So apologies if this one is a bit shaky! Hopefully it still stands up. Until the next (more sober) time B

Ever had the bass hit you so hard it made your bits rescind and climb back up inside you? I hope you're prepared. Large up your chesticles. B

Apologies if you're seeing this one late. There was a hiccup with the date in the feed so it ended up at the wrong end of the podcast. This one will climb inside you, give you a huge smile, and leave you in a sweaty happy mess. Hope you enjoy B

So die-hard Brainz fans may have already heard this one, but I thought I'd chuck it out there for the Tube Train ravers. Traktor ran a competition to do a mix with their app on an iDevice and I had a shot. Ultimately I'm disqualified due to it being 3 minutes too long, but whatevs. It's been on Mixcloud for a week or 2, but I thought I'd throw it up in the podcast feed for the takeaway gang. It's...

WARBLOW! This show was properly alright ya kna. Had a blast. Loads of fresh music. A slight stench of cheese in places. A boatload of savage bass. Swallow it down and enjoy. SAFE! B

Usual runnings this week, kids. Bare choons. Fat bass. DAYAM Brainz

This week's show was loud, lairy and intrusive. Get ready for some bass to kick the brown door in. Why was I obsessed with HJs this week? I have no idea. But you get good music. So happy days? I

Let me set your expectations high - this show was good. Had mad fun recording it and there were lots of faces in the chat for the duration. Bundles of fresh garage and bass to wrap your ears around. Three compilations to NOT MISS - all free. I'm letting you onto some of my secret weapons here! They are 3 albums you need in your life. ALL FREE.! Until next time. B

Easy now. Back for another week of fresh UKG and banging bass. I'll be honest, I wasn't fully on point for this show and some of it was a bit loose in places. Hopefully you can see past that and enjoy the tuna. Until next time! B

Howdy people. Not much to say this week, other than listen to some great tunes. So many bangers this week it's a joke. Also, you can catch me THIS FRIDAY down at Wot You Call It at The Old Blue Last in Shoreditch, spinning 100% new UK Garage. It's gonna be hench, so don't miss out! Big up, B

So in preparation for the big episode 200, I was checking back over the tunes I'd played when I got to Episode 142. Then I couldn't find it. WTF! So it turns out it was never published to the podcast feed. What a doughnut. It ended up on Mixcloud still somehow and even reached 2nd in the UK Garage charts. Nice! Anyway, here it is for your podcast consumption. First published in the podcast on 1st...

So it's been over 18 months since I smashed it up on the tube train for you. Well, I fancied it this week so we've got a fresh Tube Train Tear Up for you. Over the past 4 - 6 weeks, I've had so many tunes that I've not been able to play them all on radio. So I thought "what better way to give them a spin" than with a little commute mixing. Lots of nasty bass for you in this one. Hope you enjoy! B

So you may have caught on the madness that I caused for Soundcloud over the past 2 weeks. I got a LOT of coverage, and all I wanted was my account back. Read up on my story here. Basically - my advice is don't upload mixes to Soundcloud. Stick to Mixcloud instead. Speaking of Mixcloud - if you'd like to help support the Brainz, please vote for me in the Mixcloud radio show awards here. That would...

Grey Goose Gangstaz pic.twitter.com/qOl0Ke08Zn— Grey Goose Wanker (@GreyGooseWanker) March 20, 2014 So I've started to go full dickhead when I'm out. I'm mainly drinking straight vodka. Last night I went as far as buying a bottle of Grey Goose "for the table." Yeah I yammed most of that shit. And I'm now a proud owner of one of the worst hangovers I've ever had. Here's the only photo I m...

So I've just been notified of my 3rd strike on Soundcloud for copyright infringement which means they're going to close my account.. Great. All for uploading my radio show. Yet, there are numerous mixes of the same nature all over Soundcloud on "Big Named" DJs and Producers Soundcloud pages. They took my fucking money and still said "You know what, fuck you. We give big names a pass but you can vi...

What can I say? An absolutely savage show. I had super special guest Marvel in the place to make sure the hosting was on point. That allowed me to slam in the bangers. Had mad fun doing this show. You are in for a treat. Big up B

My gosh. It's so close. I can't wait till Thursday. That's when we fly out to Amsterdam for 10 Years Of Bass. It's going to be so sick. This show is a warm up to next week's damage in Amsterdam. It was also my birthday show, so I thought I'd do my best to demostrate what happens when you try to play an old school set without preparing for it (spoiler alert: it's a clangy mess). Start of the show w...

A little late, here's this week's Sub. FM show, and let me tell you: it's a doozy. Really enjoyed recording this show. Lots of upfront bangers and the chatroom was on fire. Nice one Brainz

Easter is a special time of year. It's when we remember that once upon a time, magicians were revered as holy, instead of throwing food at them like David Blaine. It's also the time we remember that The Walking Dead could still totally happen, as a guy did come back from the dead once. Just remember, according to The God, Jesus Loves UK Garage. And it must be true because you can get it on a t-shi...

Famalamble! Warblow. Here's another show for you. Loads of fresh beats for your ears. Hope you enjoy! B

Wassup kids? More fresh UK Garage for you this week with the usual mix of bass, bump and blue cheese. I also threw in a sprinkle of classics for good measure, so keep your ears peeled for those. In all honesty I was (and still am) a little under the weather and I hope that doesn't come across too much. I swear I've had a lungfull for like 2 months! Please stay tuned to my Facebook for upcoming gig...

Have to say it - this show was wicked. Really enjoyed it. 100% fresh music for your ears. I reckon I could have played another 2 hours with new beats as well, but there's just not enough time in the day or on the air! Don't forget the Sub. FM #10YearsOfBass party in Amsterdam coming up in May. Come and meet all the Sub. FM crew and rave it down with us over 3 days. It's gonna be HENCH! Oh, and as...

The title of this show is inspired by a snapchat I once sent a friend. I was in his house when he was far away. I filmed myself going into his bedroom, beginning to unbelt my trousers and shouting "Awwww yeah it's party time! Woooooo!" This show contains music. New music. Exciting. Yobogoya. Brainz.