DJ Brains

Alright. Your mum loves it. So if it's good enough for her, it's good enough for me. Get some good tunes into your ears. Programming note - no live show on the 16th September 2017 as I will be sunning my white bits. Hoping for a bone-us episode for you. Keep peeled. Big up B

What a gwarn Brainiacs. I write this whilst watching Bruce Forsyth on The Price Is Right. Rest In Peace Brucie. Also, looking back on it now, you were quite creepy. Still, a ledge. Just hope they don't Savile your legacy. Anyway, hope you enjoy the riddims. Maximum. B

So three tunes in, going hard and I shut the place down. No. Literally. The power got tripped in my house and completely killed the show. Anyway, I bounced back as soon as I could and delivered the best show I was capable of. Loads of brand new music and even a small unexpected bonus rinse at the end. Hope you enjoy. G

Can't Pay We'll Take It Away is my favourite trash TV right now. There, I said it. Bang. Oh yeah, I played some garage n bass. It was sick. Big up. B

I'm like totally having a whale of a time and loving life. Not growing up with a dad and that, I've just always craved an alpha male. OH MY GOD WHY DOES SHE MAKE ME SUFFER THIS SHIT. Enjoy the tunes. B

WUDDUP BITCHES! Have some music. Back on Sub. FM TV this week too, so come have a watch if you like. Big up B

Suns out. Guns Out. Garage guns that is. The new lab is looking noice. Check it for yourself in my first Sub. FM TV stream from there. Hope you enjoy this one. B

Morning kiddies! This will get lost in a sea of stuff about Ariana Grande doing one of the most amazing things ever and shooting herself into the stratosphere. But anyway, here's the audio from when I spun some records down on a beach in the middle of Brixton on a rooftop. Enjoy! B

Oh noes. I missed a week. You've had to wait 4 whole weeks for this. 😱😱😱😱😱😱 I'm now moved and broadcasting live from the new Brainz Lab. It's a car crash ATM. It'll be all set up properly soon. Enjoy the beats, bitches. B PS. I did some experiments with live 360 video in the new lab. Check it out:

It is Bank Holiday. I'm off work. I didn't do a show on Saturday. So have some tuna! B

Apparently it's Passover. I know that as an office I urgently needed to deal with this week said they couldn't help me as the whole office buggered off for it. On a related note: I'm actually a fan of Matzos covered in butter. Time for the Brainzmitzvah. L'chaim and shalom, dear ravers. Rabbi Brainz

GOOD NEWS! I'M GIVING UP GARAGE TO PLAY GABBA! APRIL FOOL! HAHAHAHAAAAA!@£!$£%%!% Kill me. B

Happy St Patricks Day to you on this green episode of the Brainz Podcast. Usual drill of banging beats for your lugholes. Have a Guinness for me. Big up B

This episode is dedicated to weird microcultures. Guys - some of you are into some strange shit that I'll never get. Like listening to me. Or watching videos involving asian women and glass coffee tables, or giving your cash to random real women to be treated as a sub. Frankie Boyle once said he can't ejaculate on tour unless he's wrapped a body in clingfilm and kicked it down a lay-by. That's odd...

Happy Over-commercialised-show-affection-even-though-you-hate-each-other day! Okay it was a week ago, but whatevs. Just remember, no one loves you all more than me. Just don't tell the cops. Oh yeah. I played some music. You might like it. Big up. B

My God. I know I get a bit repetitive but WHAT A SHOW. Marvel back for hosting duties. Held it down nicely. Maximum respect to him for coming down. There's not much to say, other than YOU MUST LISTEN TO THIS SET. Big up B

High tech garage espionage this week as we go full Treadstone upgrade, and possibly full retard. Lots of fresh beats for your ears, as well as some Brainz favourites. Keep it simple, Jack. B

Yeah! We're back with the first show of 2017. 2 hours of brand spanking new UK Garage n Bass kicking off this year to an amazing start. If the next 12 months carries on to go this way, shit will be burnt to the ground by July. Keep it lit turnt one hundred emoji cry face B

What a year. It's been 12 months of the whole world suddenly deciding they are connected to every celebrity that dies. We got an orange bollock in the White House. And Garage was FUCKING FIRING. As always, I give you a round-up of some of the greatest tunes from the last year. This set did kind of write itself in many ways, but there was so much more I'd have loved to have added in. So, for you li...

Hopefully not posting this in the wrong neighbourhood, but here's some Garage n Bass to Shake Dat Ass to. Last show before Christmas, so I hope you have an amazing holiday season. I'll squeeze in a Best of 2016 before the end of the year. Keep your eyes and ears peeled for that one. Big up B

The hangover was real. That's what you get for going out on the lash in the manor with Too Bad DJs. I was in bits on Friday. I was in bits for this show. I think I managed to still throw together something enjoyable to vibe to. So plug in, turn it up, and rock to the bass with a Beer and some Tequila. Big up B

This show will hit you upside the head like you've ben drinking White Russians from dusk till dawn. Well, I say that, but really in that scenario you're probably an alcoholic. I've not thought this through. Stay clean. B

This show is so fat the Jaluminati might just take it down. Get it while it nasty. Loads of fresh music as yoosh. Hope yours ears enjoy. Big up B

Not much to say about this show. I was a little under the weather but did my best to solider on and spin the bangers to the best quality possible. Lots of brand new choons as always. Fill your ears and enjoy the ride. Big up B

Boom! We're back on dis ting with stupidly fresh music. Had 4 weeks of stuff to go through due to episode 200 related stuff, so we got a bevy of fresh tuna to reel in. This one was fun. Hope you enjoy. B