Distorted View Daily

On Today’s Episode: Martin Luther King Jr. Day Madness A deep dive into a long-lost viral clip featuring a racist white woman losing her mind on a Black mailman. She refuses to accept her own mail, drops multiple slurs, slaps the mailman, and somehow blames him for killing Martin Luther King Jr. Spoiler: the mailman loses his job, because of course he does. Tim admits his own shaky grasp of MLK as...

Distorted View Daily — Friday, January 16, 2026 Sponsored by: DV Listener & birthday boy Vincent City Council insanity erupts over sex ed, AIDS panic, and a 56-year-old “technically” virgin oversharing at the microphone. Birthday chaos for Vincent as Tim loses the birthday instrumental and accidentally stumbles into 1980s HBO feature presentation music, forcing an improvised “happy motherf***i...

On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily , Tim wades knee-deep into piss-soaked humiliation, sovereign citizen delusions, Family Dollar combat, corrupt cops, and yet another depressing batch of celebrity pedophile news. It’s an episode packed with public freakouts, law enforcement incompetence, and people who absolutely refuse to help themselves. Piss Sissy Public Shame: A mostly naked man kneel...

Hey freaks! Tim kicks off the week with bodily fluids, bad decisions, and some truly unhinged “science.” A deeply unsettling phone sex ad that probably violates several laws of man and nature Stephen Dawson returns in rare happy form — then immediately barks like a dog and appears to soil himself on camera Viewer comments focus less on the performance and more on the mysterious brown stain Police...

Episode Summary Links: Take a look at the audio equipment / electronics Tim is trying to sell Tim closes out the week with a packed Friday freakshow featuring dietary madness, alpha-male nutrition rants, MRI sex science, and the long-awaited return of Sagittarius. Snorting Your Dinner A preview of TLC’s My Strange Addiction introduces a woman who refuses to chew food and instead blends and snorts...

Episode Summary On today’s Distorted View Daily , Tim takes freaks on a chaotic midweek ride featuring shadow-based masturbation detection, electric car paranoia, prosperity preacher excess, and Florida once again earning its title as America’s most unhinged state. From Planet Fitness restroom gooners to a $12,000 water bottle disaster, this episode delivers maximum distortion with zero dignity. T...

🎧 Distorted View Daily — Monday, January 5, 2026 Finger-Lickin’ Satan, Grok Goes Pedo, and Things America Put Up Its Ass in 2025 Hey freaks! A brand-new year kicks off with a fresh batch of demonic panic, AI depravity, religious hysteria, and America’s most cursed bodily decisions. Tim rings in 2026 by yelling at theater audiences, roasting Christian grifters, revisiting the darkest corners of AI...

🚀 Coming Up on Today’s Show A Space Force New Year’s message that promises lasers, moons, and maximum pew-pew dystopia Pornography-as-a-good-luck-charm to kick off 2025 (obviously) A tropical musical nightmare, murderous crustaceans, and Monday Night Movie: Claws for Alarm Faith radio goes completely off the rails Legal-sized bread is still happening (jingle included) A religious hotline caller s...

Tim Henson kicks off the final week of 2025 with a slightly shorter—but no less unhinged—episode of Distorted View Daily , battling a post-Christmas cold while delivering a full slate of bizarre news, TikTok idiocy, and listener chaos. A former Harvard Medical School morgue manager is sentenced to federal prison after running a years-long side hustle selling human skin, faces, hands, and brains ac...

It’s a Best Of Friday on Distorted View Daily , while Sideshow members get a brand-new exclusive episode . If you’re not already signed up, now’s the time—holiday deals are still live for a limited time. Plus, grab 20% off Distorted View merchandise with promo code AIDS on orders of $50 or more. This classic episode dives headfirst into one of the most chaotic stretches in DV history, featuring vi...

Merry Christmas Eve, freaks! If you’re trapped in a car with relatives you hate, hiding from your family, or just need something loud, stupid, and offensive to get you through the holidays, this Best Of Distorted View Daily has you covered. Tim dusts off a classic episode from December 2014 , packed with legendary audio clips, enraging tech support calls, human stupidity, and some of the dumbest p...

On Today's Show:   Distorted View Daily – Monday, December 22, 2025 Day 11 & 12 of the 12 Deals of Distorted View Daily Christmas week kicks off with a stacked episode as Tim Henson wraps up the 12 Deals of Distorted View Daily and dives headfirst into deranged news, internet lunacy, listener chaos, and the triumphant return of a Linda Finkel Hall of Fame legend. 20% off orders of $50 or m...

Deal of the Day: $5 off Distorted View pint glasses — grab the classic DV pint glass or the Tainted Broth frosted pint glass. Use promo code BUZZ at shop.distortedview.com (today only). Kick off the weekend with a holiday-flavored chaos buffet: Tim issues an apology that somehow makes everything worse, shouts out today’s sponsor dedication, and dives into fresh audio from internet oddballs, public...

Distorted View Daily – Wednesday, December 17, 2025 (Sideshow tease + Distorted News) Promo: Get $5 off the “Satan Away” t-shirt in the DV store — use promo code SATANAWAY (today only). Keywords: Distorted View Daily, Tim Henson, DV Sideshow, Satan Away shirt, Frankie McDonald AI, Zootopia 2 snake trend, Indonesian pit viper, Florida PPP fraud, VRChat Proximity Chat, gooner bait Christmas song. Ti...

Distorted View Daily — Monday, December 15, 2025 (Show Notes) Kick off the week with 12 Deals of Distorted View Daily and a fresh batch of filth, freaks: $3 off ALL Distorted View mugs (including new designs like Rimjob Raccoon ) using promo code LATTE (L-A-T-T-E) at shop.distortedview.com . Holiday merch deal: $3 off any DV mug for 24 hours with LATTE at shop.distortedview.com Sponsor shout-out:...

Distorted View Daily – Friday, December 12, 2025 Comedy Podcast | Bizarre News | Offensive Humor | Satire Today’s 12 Deals of Distorted View Daily brings you $5 off the Distorted View semi-automatic (not a gun) foldable umbrella . Head to shop.distortedview.com and use promo code WET (W-E-T) to save $5 today only. Tim Henson delivers another unhinged episode of Distorted View Daily , packed with o...

On Today's Show: 🎁 12 Deals of DV: Hat Day Tim kicks things off with a limited-time merch deal: get $5 off any hat at shop.distortedview.com with promo code GIVEHEAD (today only). 🎅 Santa, Hit Me Harder (Listener Message Bit) A very intense “letter to Santa” turns into full-blown festive BDSM roleplay. Nothing says Christmas like begging St. Nick to beat you purple. 🧳 Listener Sponsor: Mark...

In this episode, Tim: Announces all four versions of “I Don't Know” are now on Spotify, Apple Music, and other streaming services , including: Tomoki Hensouni Super Flower Pop Go kawaii J-pop Elmer Whalen’s country version Tainted Broth’s heavy take Zenrhyna Bricklayer’s version of “I Don’t Know” Previews a new “dead fat Hawaiian ukulele” work-in-progress track in the spirit of Israel Kamakawi...

On today’s show: 💋 Hand Pussy & “Podcasturbation” Guy Returns Richard is back with a fresh episode of his masturbation-only show, complete with “hand pussy” talk, baby voice humiliation, and a formal “No Pussy Pledge” for self-described beta male wankers. Tim reads the pledge, riffs on the mantras, and imagines Mr. Rogers calmly guiding you to your next sad ejaculation. 🕌 Valentina Gomez vs....

Tim pops in with a quick update: today’s Sideshow-exclusive episode is running a little behind schedule, so this morning you’re getting a Best Of — and for once, everyone gets to hear it. Sideshow freaks, don’t panic: your new episode will still hit later this afternoon. Friday’s show should drop at the normal time… assuming Tim doesn’t fall apart again. Meanwhile, DV has “music” on Spotify and Ap...

On the show today: FINAL DAY FOR “WEDNESDAY” SALE: Tim invents a brand new holiday just to grift you: Wednesday — the last chance to snag Sideshow memberships at Black Friday/Cyber Monday pricing: $6 monthly $60 yearly $300 lifetime (no more recurring charges, you cheap pigs) Kitchen Reno From Hell: Lord Douche and Tim are locked in a domestic war over bisque vs. biscuit composite sinks. Seven but...

On Today’s Show 🎵 DV Store Holiday Jingle Musical intro promoting the updated DV store: hoodies, mugs, and an anime pillow you can defile in comfort. Reminder: it’s “the first place to always find some dumb stupid shit.” 🍫 Ferrero Rocher Butt Porn Tim talks about “innovative” porn that can’t make it on the show thanks to bad audio. Highlight: a guy shoving a Ferrero Rocher up his ass, shitting i...

Distorted View Daily – Best Of / Black Friday Special Tim kicks things off with a Black Friday mega-sale announcement and a reminder that fun shopping is mandatory. Sideshow memberships are massively discounted (33% off monthly, yearly & lifetime). Plus, the 2025 Distorted View Store is officially open with new merch, embroidered hats, shirts, drinkware, pillows, and more. After the sales pitc...

On Today’s Show: Thanks to today’s sponsor, longtime freak Alirio, we’re finally tackling the massive backlog of DV voicemails — and we’re starting all the way back in 2017 . Yes, Tim chokes on mucus, dredges up ancient listener messages, resurrects dead callers, goes off on a Tourette’s documentary detour, and somehow still barely gets through five voicemails in 42 minutes. A Distorted View holid...

Tim kicks off Thanksgiving week by revisiting his dark past as an AOL “please don’t cancel” ghoul, then dives headfirst into the rancid online worlds of dog-abusing TikTok goblins, neo-Nazi child recruiters, and Jeffrey Epstein’s inbox cosplay. Plus: highway exhibitionism, old-school DV prank calls, and why Tim’s eyeballs sometimes decide to go rogue on camera. On today’s show: Tim remembers his s...