Distorted View Daily

Tim pops in with a quick update: today’s Sideshow-exclusive episode is running a little behind schedule, so this morning you’re getting a Best Of — and for once, everyone gets to hear it. Sideshow freaks, don’t panic: your new episode will still hit later this afternoon. Friday’s show should drop at the normal time… assuming Tim doesn’t fall apart again. Meanwhile, DV has “music” on Spotify and Ap...

On the show today: FINAL DAY FOR “WEDNESDAY” SALE: Tim invents a brand new holiday just to grift you: Wednesday — the last chance to snag Sideshow memberships at Black Friday/Cyber Monday pricing: $6 monthly $60 yearly $300 lifetime (no more recurring charges, you cheap pigs) Kitchen Reno From Hell: Lord Douche and Tim are locked in a domestic war over bisque vs. biscuit composite sinks. Seven but...

On Today’s Show 🎵 DV Store Holiday Jingle Musical intro promoting the updated DV store: hoodies, mugs, and an anime pillow you can defile in comfort. Reminder: it’s “the first place to always find some dumb stupid shit.” 🍫 Ferrero Rocher Butt Porn Tim talks about “innovative” porn that can’t make it on the show thanks to bad audio. Highlight: a guy shoving a Ferrero Rocher up his ass, shitting i...

Distorted View Daily – Best Of / Black Friday Special Tim kicks things off with a Black Friday mega-sale announcement and a reminder that fun shopping is mandatory. Sideshow memberships are massively discounted (33% off monthly, yearly & lifetime). Plus, the 2025 Distorted View Store is officially open with new merch, embroidered hats, shirts, drinkware, pillows, and more. After the sales pitc...

On Today’s Show: Thanks to today’s sponsor, longtime freak Alirio, we’re finally tackling the massive backlog of DV voicemails — and we’re starting all the way back in 2017 . Yes, Tim chokes on mucus, dredges up ancient listener messages, resurrects dead callers, goes off on a Tourette’s documentary detour, and somehow still barely gets through five voicemails in 42 minutes. A Distorted View holid...

Tim kicks off Thanksgiving week by revisiting his dark past as an AOL “please don’t cancel” ghoul, then dives headfirst into the rancid online worlds of dog-abusing TikTok goblins, neo-Nazi child recruiters, and Jeffrey Epstein’s inbox cosplay. Plus: highway exhibitionism, old-school DV prank calls, and why Tim’s eyeballs sometimes decide to go rogue on camera. On today’s show: Tim remembers his s...

On Today’s Show: 🎄 Holiday Horniness with Adam & Eve Tim kicks things off by reminding freaks to cram those stockings (and other orifices) with toys from AdamAndEve.com using promo code FREAK for 50% off, free gifts, and free shipping. Extra attention paid to the deeply red, very Christmassy PDX Elite Suckgasm Masturbator and its 25 suction/vibration combos. 🍑 Bung Lusch & Pretty Hole: T...

Tim returns for a Wednesday packed with fragile masculinity, cursed cosmetics, Disney cultists, and a Florida threesome meltdown. AdamAndEve.com is wrapping up their DV sponsorship, so Tim urges you to snag your discounted sex toys with promo code FREAK. MEN’S “NOT MAKEUP” MAKEUP Tim reviews a social media ad for KLYR , a $60 “concealing cream for men” that insists it’s absolutely NOT makeup. The...

On today’s show: “6–7” is Satanic Now Tim dives into the extremely online Christian meltdown over kids chanting “6-7” from a dumb TikTok meme. Somehow this turns into a conspiracy web involving Greek gods, vaccines, Trump, homosexuality, slot machines, 666 vs 777, ICE, and the usual “won’t someone think of the children” panic. Mead Skelton: From Pretty Boy to Lesbian Aunt Mead posts “How Being on...

Today's episode of Distorted View Daily is brought to you by AdamAndEve.com — your final chance to use promo code FREAK for 50% off nearly any item, plus free gifts and free shipping. Go fill those holes for the holidays. Hey Freaks! Tim back at the end of the week with a 2008-style DV throwback , courtesy of Sideshow sponsor Burgles , who demanded: <40 minute episode Only true weirdos , no...

Distorted View shambles in a little late thanks to Tim’s ongoing car disasters, but your Sideshow Thursday is fully loaded : dangerous jogging advice, a homicidal mall Santa, racist Florida homeowners, and an in-depth exploration of men who want to be crop-dusted into oblivion. In today’s episode: “Don’t Run” TikTok Doctor vs. Fat-Ass Validation Tim talks about dipping a toe into running, only to...

On Today’s Show: Mead Skelton Wants The Asylum (But Not Really) Mead uploads (and quickly deletes) a video begging to be locked in a mental institution. Tim explains why you should always locally save meltdowns from your favorite lolcows. Mead rebrands into a “Xennial” and revisits his long line of “eccentric” relatives, including the uncle who stuffed cash in the walls and the almost-exploding in...

On Today’s Show: 🚗 Rental Car & Tire Nightmare Tim explains why you got a “best of” earlier in the day: he was stranded thanks to a leaking tire on a rental RAV4. Gets blown off by “tire experts,” waits over four hours at Discount Tire while other black RAV4s jump the line, and slowly loses his mind next to a diseased, coughing child. Enterprise once again has no cars, no answers, and a “just...

Tim opens with a fresh intro explaining why you’re getting a classic instead of a new show: Weekend trip to visit his mom in Ashtabula turns into a rental car disaster Stranded with a busted rental, five-hour delay, and useless Enterprise locations Learns only airport rental counters are open on weekends Forced to drive home in a bright cherry red Kia Soul that doesn’t fit a 6'2" man or h...

As I mentioned on the Wednesday show, today's podcast is a little different: I've done a short video segment while I'm up in my hometown doing family stuff. 🧠 Episode SummaryTim dives deep into the deranged world of Bob Hickman, the Indianapolis cult oddity who famously claims that “God entered into my body like a body my same size, like me floating into you or you floating into me.”...

On Today's Show: Tim delivers a packed midweek show filled with vengeance, vile curses, AI abortions, and bowel emergencies. Sponsored by “Freeloading Fucktard,” today’s DV opens with a dramatic, Shakespearean-style monologue addressed to “Aaron,” a former friend who betrayed a fellow listener — ending with a literal shit curse . From there, the show spirals into the absurd with a remix of a t...

On Today’s Show Mead Skelton vs. “Antifa” Mead claims a Richmond group (“Punks for Liberation”) posted “RVA beware” about him; he says he contacted the FBI. Tim revisits Mead’s deleted meltdown stream and his ongoing “hidden sin / lemon water / Satan gave me tachycardia” lore. Theme: Revisionist tough-guy Mead, reality check from Tim, and the eternal NAS-backed archive of The Cry Heard ’Round the...

On Today's Show: The Clip Keeper ushers in a dreadful Halloween edition. Ad Parody: Berry Papa Bawa cereal (General Farm Foods) — marshmallow bat-wings, alkyl nitrate toy surprise, and 100% daily Vitamin D with every… thrust. Lore drop: Papa Bawa (“bat wing”) — a modern Tanzanian shape-shifting demon with a sulfur reek, fixated on anal violation and publicizing his deeds. Tim plans a co-host;...

On Today's Show: 00:00:00 Text DV: 442-479-2868 (4-HAIRYCUNT) 00:18:08  Introduction 01:47:24  Popper Sex / Emptying Your Bowels 06:34:19  Bizarre Sex Toys: Sticks Of Butter / Pencils / Furby's 10:18:10  Pro MAGA UFC fighter Turns His Back On Trump 16:01:03  A Fat Mermaid Plays Victim Under The Sea 20:23:05  Are Borax Enemas A good Idea? Answer: No 24:42:00  Support The Distortion 26:05:00...

🩸 On Today's Show: Tim checks in with a quick update and assures listeners he’s not dead—just perfecting the latest steaming pile of mediocrity. While waiting for the brand-new DV episode later in the day, he dusts off a Halloween-themed best-of filled with demonic campaign ads, horny ghost lovers, rapping vampires, and Vincent Price dropping witchy acid. 👿 Satan Speaks — A Devil’s PR Crisis...

On Today's Show: Presented by OldGlory.com — Over 300,000 items for music, sports, entertainment, and pop-culture fans. Use promo code FREAK for 15% off (exclusive to DV listeners). Tim kicks off the week with a fresh Mead Skelton meltdown (now blaming “lemon water” and demons for his colitis and rapid weight loss), a substitute teacher who vlogged her first—and last—day on the job, a doorman...

On Today's Show: Listener voicemail: A DV “bloody tampon” story got played during an NYU class for a creative-writing analysis. The prof called it “well-written,” everyone else gagged. 🩸📚 Quantum Energy Squares — 10g protein, 100mg caffeine. Code: FREAK for 25% off at QuantumSquares.com . Listener Sponsor: Raphael (again!)—this time with the correct link. Mission: highlight “Hood Legend D,”...

On the Show Today: 💩 Around the world in 80 scat clips 😭 Mead Skelton’s tear-soaked livestream and demonic tree hallucinations 🍔 King Ass Ripper returns with a mayo-soaked food binge 🛏 When your smart bed tries to roast you alive 🍑 The medical marvel of butt-breathing 💿 Plus: a CPS-hating SoundCloud dad, fat-privilege categories, and one emotional farewell to DV’s very first sponsor After 15+...

Sponsor: Quantum Energy Squares — 10g of protein, 100mg caffeine. Use code FREAK for 25% off. Tim kicks off the week with chaos, caffeine, and a spin of the Wheel of Misery after listener Rafael’s incomprehensible sponsorship note. The punishment: Ten Annoying Voices Throughout the Episode. From shrill grannies to Macy Gray ducks, no eardrum is spared. Meanwhile, Tim unveils Distorted View’s brand...

Sponsor: Old Glory — use code FREAK for 15% off at OldGlory.com A Houston ICU nurse gets a DWI and goes full Racist Nurse Ratched in the back of a squad car—then gets canned. Alexis K. Tyler’s latest live: generational drama, GWP (grown-woman pussy) , “jack-o’-lantern” Halloween energy, and… uh… spirits in the crotch. Parking-lot standoff: too-big truck, too-small patience, zero solutions. Valenti...