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The Pain And Agony Of July 4th 04.07.2023 41:38

On Today's Show:It's Independence Day here in the America! We're all outside, cooking up wieners, and blowing off fingers! I'll be back tomorrow with a new show for everyone. Until then, enjoy this best of show! Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page

Hot Delicious Street Trash And Strong Vaginal Odors 04.07.2023 54:52

On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:03:05.04 Commercials On DV / A New Partnership 00:04:59:20.02 CalCom MAX - Streaming Public Access TV 00:13:36:24.27 Criminal Flossing / Satellite Rays Burning A Man's Mouth 00:18:19:09.18 Preacher Has A Thing Or Two To Say About Black People And Slaves. This Should Go Well (It Doesn't) 00:21:43:04.65 Defending Roseanne's Latest...

Holy Seafood Breaded In The Body Of Christ 28.06.2023 55:24

Get Your Penis Researched, Rated, And Reviewed Today! 26.06.2023 51:15

On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:36:09.75 Annoying iOS Discord Changes 00:06:07:05.62 Christian Singers Love The Crippled 00:08:28:09.47 Quadruple Amputee Sings The Hits 00:13:29:11.57 More Unsavory Christian Gospel Tunes 00:17:54:06.38 Femboy Lover And Annoying Christian Tiktokker 00:23:13:00.74 Crazy Lady Takes A Hammer To House Windows 00:26:53:18.44 Gays! Stop Trying To...

Visit Beautiful Meth Island Today! 23.06.2023 49:43

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Make Like A Tree And Have Sex With It 21.06.2023 56:30

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Ancient Celtic Nipple Play 19.06.2023 34:46

00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:27:02.58 Short Show Due To Juneteenth! 00:03:04:10.51 Ancient Celtic Nipple Play / Bro on Bro Penis Worship 00:10:17:22.75 Interesting BJ Noises - New Gwaggle Gwaggle 00:12:58:20.66 Pink Coochie / Brown Booty Hole - Summer Jam 2023 00:15:39:24.15 Sign Up For The Sideshow 00:16:35:11.00 Nude At Dollar General - Four Loko WAS Involved 00:21:45:20.62 Methed Up Hoar...

Pro Anorexia Adult Baby Diaper Lover / Craving The Love Of Donut Daddy 17.06.2023 50:35

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Man Impregnates Mailbox 16.06.2023 1:06:19

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Tears of The Kingdom Made Me Wet In My Pants - Zelda Takes Over Pornhub 14.06.2023 54:05

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Taking The Kids To An All Age Kink Workshop 12.06.2023 53:22

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Ice Cream And Porn - Name A Better Summertime Duo 10.06.2023 52:16

On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:24:01.02 Pat Robertson Is Dead - Tribute 00:10:15:18.72 MLM Boss Babe Makeup Tutorial Livestream Goes Wrong 00:17:49:13.73 Who Started The Canada Wildfires - Revealed! 00:22:14:23.62 Stupid Bitch Doesn't Read Contract, Hilarity Ensues 00:29:20:11.34 Support Distorted View Daily! 00:30:37:19.40 Finding Some Severed Heads On Your Desk 00:36:...

Unrestricted Baboon Sex-A-Thon 09.06.2023 51:15

On Today's Show:I've got a best-of show for you today! Don't get all huffy with me! I'll be back later today with a brand new podcast. Hang tight and enjoy this old, crusty, worn-out, moldy episode from 2014 On Today’s Distorted View Daily: Sealing Up Your Vas Deferens Training Dolphins To Speak English. Poorly. Gay Mormons And The Wives Who Are Cool With It Pat Robertson Wants Old...

Showing Off Your Home Glory Hole Setup 07.06.2023 53:49

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A Toilet Lid Is The Perfect Murder Weapon 05.06.2023 52:10

On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:24:19.48 Steven Assanti Tried To Trim His Tooth 00:05:53:06.21 Got An Angry E-mail From Meade Skelton - He's Not Repulsive 00:08:48:08.45 My 600Lb Life Steven Assanti Recorded A Cameo For DV Freaks 00:13:35:03.33 What The New Colors On The Gay Pride Flag Mean - Color 8 Will Shock You 00:23:22:05.22 Let's Straighten Out This Show With A...

Strap On Your Maxi-Pads, Boys! It's Gooch Grease Season 02.06.2023 52:56

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Worshipping That Stink Portal / Meaty Dick Loaves / Horse Ass Clapping 31.05.2023 49:03

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Round Things - A Global Conspiracy 29.05.2023 41:31

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You All Are De Facto Satanists / Turban Shaming / Family Feud Foreshadows A Murder 27.05.2023 49:34

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Digitally Dropping Dong 24.05.2023 53:45

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Stop Wearing Genital Prisons / You Can't Trust A Dusty Ho / Tweaked Out Seagulls High On Spice 23.05.2023 49:36

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You're Only A Sexual Non-Bigot If You Have Boned A Disabled Hindu From A Lower Caste - Checkmate! 19.05.2023 53:57

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Always Go "Full Squirt" With Indian Scammers 18.05.2023 43:42

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Raining Turds From Heaven 17.05.2023 49:36

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Father And Daughter Reunited And It Feels Like Sexual Assault 15.05.2023 50:20

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