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Public Sex And Groin Bites 23.08.2023 52:58

On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:09:24.52 Pickle Conspiracy 00:09:07:11.79 Christian Only Fans 00:14:32:18.06 A Teacher's Constructive Criticism 00:17:37:17.05 Chartered Boat Captain Loses His Cool 00:20:12:24.73 Drunk Woman Confuses Driver's License With Toilet Wipes 00:30:41:11.65 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:32:43:06.78 Stung By 2000 Bees 00:36:18:20.44 Killed Over...

Holy Fat Bottomed Bullshit, Batman! 21.08.2023 57:50

On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:50:14.58 I've Been Perving Around Cincinnati's Parks 00:04:58:15.74 The Dumb, Long Disclaimers In Betting / Gambling Podcast Commercials 00:11:12:01.01 Product Warnings In Commercials / On Packaging 00:15:44:14.18 Religious Tiktokker Obsessed With Abortion, And Molestation, And Mommy Sex 00:20:38:10.50 The Ex-Con With A Scrotal Sack On...

Can Your Penis Pull Off A Quantum Leap? 18.08.2023 49:34

On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:30:00.50 A Great Week Of Show, AMIRITE? 00:03:44:16.00 A Celebrity Butt Licker's Apology 00:07:01:11.13 Woman "Addicted" To Pony Play 00:15:41:21.46 White Man Helps White Man And Promptly Gets Scammed 00:20:48:11.09 A Very Stubburn, Very Wrong Soverign Citizen 00:29:40:17.75 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 00:30:58:04.74 Racists...

A Scholarly Look At The Possibility Of Women Pooping Out Of Their Vaginas For The Betterment of Mankind 16.08.2023 55:40

On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:00:00:00.01 00:02:09:06.65 A Successful Meade Skelton! 00:00:00:00.01 00:15:55:13.26 Pooping Out Of Vaginas Is Next Evolution Of Woman 00:00:00:00.01 00:20:05:07.42 Pleasuring Yourself To Futanari Pokemon 00:00:00:00.01 00:25:57:08.45 Youtard Denies Being The Cause Of Massive Worldwide Pandemic (Obviously He's Lying) 00:00:00:00.01...

Eating Ass Is The New Black 14.08.2023 51:05

ON TODAY'S SHOW: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:13:06.70 The Island Boys Journey Into Mild Gay Incest 00:10:42:05.64 Awful At Home Stand-Up Comedy 00:15:57:15.39 Slow Weatherman Continues To Deny Causing Major Disasters 00:17:04:02.17 Did Steven Dawson Kill JFK? New Conspiracy Theory Emerges VISIT THE STEVE DAWSON ARCHIVE! 00:22:05:03.02 Orange Is The New Black Actress Eats Butthole / Is Cr...

The Spider Bite That Gives You An Engorged Member - NEW SHOW 12.08.2023 50:19

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Robot Sex Dolls Are Tearing Communities Apart! 11.08.2023 41:15

On Today's Show: It's a best of show for the AM and I'll be back later today with a brand new episode of DV. Enjoy! Robot Sex Dolls Are Tearing a Community Apart Plus: Putrid Fish Vomit Caught Being a Racist Asshole And Dick Shaped Architecture A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page On Today's Show: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463...

Forgetting Your Testicles In The Fridge 09.08.2023 55:11

On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:04:28:24.64 If You Know Me In Real Life, Please Don't Listen 00:09:09:01.09 Tampon Tammy Takes A Taste - 'Member? / Apology 00:14:11:17.16 A Brand New Tampon Sucker! 00:20:04:08.74 Wayne Brady Comes Out As Pansexual / Matt Walsh Is Afraid Men Are Attracted To Him 00:26:54:19.69 Tony Has Man Parts And A Bonus Vengina 00:31:45:21.24 Step Up...

Finding A Random Man Living In Your Garbage Can 07.08.2023 56:27

On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:00:00.48 Soda School Is Now In Session 00:04:12:18.60 Iconic Soda Commercial Music: 2000-Present 00:06:59:17.13 Iconic Soda Pop Commercial Music: 1990's 00:10:05:00.28 Iconic Soda Pop Commercial Music: Late 1980's 00:13:03:10.71 Iconic Soda Commercial Music: Mid-80's 00:18:37:18.67 Confronting The Man Living In Your Trash Can 00:23...

FBI Video Butthole Confessional - NEW SHOW! 04.08.2023 50:16

On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:48:16.72 The Exciting Conclusion To My Tooth Saga 00:05:23:00.23 Blackface Lady Goes To A Job Interview 00:14:14:14.38 Nick Fuentes Is Not A Fan Of Age Consent Laws 00:18:12:23.42 Daniel Larson's Butthole Confessions To The FBI 00:24:41:14.10 A New Queen Of Labels Has Been Crowned On TikTok 00:27:50:21.32 Get More DV! Become A Sideshow Mem...

Looking For A Woman With Thick, Thicc Glasses 04.08.2023 39:28

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Your Brain Juices Are All Out Of Whack! 02.08.2023 56:45

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When Manatees Have Rough Sex It Ain't Pretty 31.07.2023 55:28

On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:41:15.22 Spitting Out Bits Of Tooth And Doggy UTI's 00:07:38:23.53 A New Tool To Make Annoying Music 00:14:13:12.31 Anti Feminist Uploads Hitler Song, Surprised To Receive Backlash? 00:23:22:01.03 Twerk To Release Trauma 00:26:02:20.64 Couple Of Dudes Think They're In A Game Of GTAV 00:27:44:03.70 Upset Because The Amazon Van Came Up Y...

Hardcore Gaming On The Xbreast 360 - It's A Handful! 28.07.2023 49:19

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Hiring a Hitman To Whack Your Baby 26.07.2023 48:29

Get A Personalized Mini Episode of DV For Yourself Or A Freak In Your Life - Click Here On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:22:00.10 Sampling Your Penis Product 00:07:52:09.07 Gooner Baters Are Turning Into Monkeys! 00:12:26:13.73 ...And A Sissy Bitch To Grow An Inch 00:15:24:14.35 Baywatch / Lifeguard Educational Video 00:22:18:10.72 Galileo Is Interested In Diddling 00:26:32:2...

What Type Of Laundry Powders and Liquids Are We Ingesting This Week? 24.07.2023 49:57

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Crocheting A Shit Scarf / Feeding Your Kids Trough Style 22.07.2023 51:19

On Today's Show: Follow me on Threads (until I am banned!) 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:44:16.51 Bestiality Vs. Working The Cobalt Mines 00:04:30:08.23 Mobility Mary Shares Her Political Opinions At Walmart 00:09:10:24.15 How To Knit A Shit Scarf 00:13:32:12.32 Entitled Bitch Is Always Late. Somehow That's Our Problem 00:19:13:10.10 The Worst Woman To Interview About Human Trafficking...

A Rich Brew Of Coffee For Upscale Sodomites 20.07.2023 42:46

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It's Like Boy Scouts But For Adult Babies And Extreme Perverts 19.07.2023 48:16

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The Man With 12 Fingers And A Bonus Hole 17.07.2023 52:56

On Today's Show: Follow me on Threads (until I am banned!) 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:39:06.24 Ron Kind (The Wrong Kind) Retired This Year 00:04:10:12.19 Meade's News And Views Youtube Show! 00:11:36:04.73 Tiktard Claims To Be Jesus, God, and Jerry Lee Lewis. Also, BFF's with Elon 00:15:07:20.53 White Hair Stylist Student Has Opinions On Slavery Race 00:18:52:21.57 Drug Addict N...

Gay Furry Hackers To The Rescue! 14.07.2023 50:38

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Horny Cyberstalker Playing "Ding Dong" On Your Lady Bits 12.07.2023 46:39

On Today's Show: Follow me on Threads (until I am banned!) 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:58:02.12 Cloning My Mom's Voice 00:08:49:15.38 Another Old Educational Film About "Trainable" Mentally Retarded People 00:13:20:23.53 New Youtard Alert: Horny Cyberstalker Edition 00:24:55:19.59 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:26:22:22.50 A Cheese, Glorious Cheese Sandwich 00:32:13:08.45 MyP...

A Healthy, Post-Nut Shart 10.07.2023 48:53

On Today's Show: Follow me on Threads (until I am banned!) 00:00:00:00.00 AdamEve. Com 50% OFF - PROMO CODE: FREAK 00:01:40:24.57 Introduction 00:03:09:13.33 DV's History On Social Media Has Been Dicey 00:06:45:06.18 Youtube's Graphic Video Of Hairy Assholes 00:10:16:24.72 A Good Healthy Post-Nut Shart 00:16:03:11.25 Amputee / Polio Fetish 00:19:51:21.45 McDonald's Employee Licking...

An Interview With Musician Jan Terri 07.07.2023 49:31

Cheryl Merkowski and I spoke to musician Jan Terri. Jan’s most infamous song, Losing You , is widely considered to be the worst music video in the history of the medium.

Making A Woman Squirt Is As Easy As Picking Up A Bowling Ball 05.07.2023 54:34

On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:59:10.10 American Gladiators - The Pinnacle Of 90's Sporting Events 00:07:04:22.01 Christian Band Can't Play The National Anthem 00:11:47:22.51 A Casio Keyboard Tribute To 9/11 00:13:14:05.20 Meade Skelton's New Trump Themed Song 00:19:24:22.20 How To Make Any Woman Squirt 00:31:45:17.68 Support Distorted View Daily! 00:33:46:09....