Dispatches From Myrtle Beach

Ho Ho Ho Happy Holidays, Myrtle Beasts! Charles and Link discuss their holiday plans. Charles enjoys some surprise libations, gives a spicy Christmas gift idea for a listener’s boyfriend, and the two reminisce on Charles’ romantic contribution to Link’s honeymoon. Plus, Charles and Link put their own spin on ’Twas The Night Before Christmas in a new segment called, “Now How Can We Make This Dirty?...

Link impresses Charles after revealing he got in a fight with a bear. Charles gives a motivational speech to an aspiring professional wrestler, and talks about his favorite age from his younger years. Plus, Nancy joins the show and Link spills some pee tea in another edition of “Nancy, is he behaving?” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Cooper’s...

Link is in trouble with Charles for not thinking South Carolina has any local government. Charles gives advice to a listener who received the “landlord special” in their new apartment, and helps name a couple’s newborn girl. Plus, Charles tells Link about a recent prostate exam in a new segment called, “Link, Is This TMI?”

Happy Thanksgiving, Myrtle Beasts! Link and Charles discuss what they’re thankful for and give a 2023 announcement. Charles shares one of his favorite memories of Link and picks a name for the fans of the podcast. Plus, Link and Charles rank hypothetical Thanksgiving disasters in a new segment called, “Shit! That Ain’t Good.” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for...

Link and Charles discuss their time at a family wedding back in North Carolina, which included some…interesting seating arrangements. Plus, Charles tells Link a hilarious story involving Nana and some rotten cabbage in another edition of "Don't Tell Nana!" C’mon and have a good time with us!

We’re live at MythiCon! An audience member does an impression of Charles (and wins some BBQ sauce!). The two discuss what they would do if they switched bodies for a day, Freaky Friday style. Charles tries to guess what modern internet slang means in another edition of “You’re Way Over My Head Now!” Plus, he gets some answers about the mile high club on his flight to Austin. C’mon and have a good...

Charles enlightens Link on grocery store bars and why painters wear white, and communicates with Higgins The Cat again to defend the size of Link’s wiener. The two discuss what they should name the fans of the podcast, and how their wives are their special handlers. Plus, Link and Charles try to solve riddles in a new segment called, “Riddle Me This, Link!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shou...

It’s almost Halloween! Charles helps a listener propose to their boyfriend, learns about kegels, and enlightens Link on his many Halloween costumes. The two share stories of teenage Halloween mischief. Plus, Charles creates foley for horror movies in a new segment called, “Who Needs Foley When You Have Me?”, and reveals he finally tried peeing in the shower. C’mon and have a good time with us! Sho...

Link gets after Charles for going outside during Hurricane Ian. Charles receives a joke from an alien. The two debate who would survive longer in a zombie apocalypse, and discuss which traits Charles passed down to Link. Plus, Charles tells of a treehouse mishap from childhood in another edition of “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this epi...

Charles and Link talk about the Neal tradition of kissing each other on the lips. Charles communicates with aliens, learns about ball rotation from Link, talks about his days of drag racing and numerous speeding tickets as a teenager, and shares about his days as a farmer. Plus, they have the birds and the bees talk in another edition of “Let’s Roleplay!”. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shout...

We’re back from break! Charles shows off his new Dispatches From Myrtle Beach t-shirt, tells of his time riding on rollercoasters with strangers (and of course, giving them his email address), and helps a listener with an unfortunate roommate problem (hint: it involves pee). Plus, Link and Charles guess answers to questions about each other in a new segment called “Link, Do You Know Who I Am?” C’m...

Charles and Link try to decipher a sperm joke. Charles helps a listener with a proposal in England (and a prank on the Buckingham Palace guards), reveals that he’d rather poop in the bushes at a party than clog the toilet, and becomes a southern Alexa. Plus, Charles and Link play another round of “Don’t Lose Your Southern!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for t...

Charles talks about being a professional granddad (he does have 8 grandkids after all), learns some interesting phrases from listeners in Newfoundland, tells the story of the time he was struck by lightning, and enlightens Link with his pronunciation of certain words. Plus, Charles helps a listener who has a toddler with a dirty mouth. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to a special (alm...

Charles and Link tell of their underground dentist visits. Charles tells some gynecology jokes, learns Snoop Dogg speak, and the two discuss becoming a professional wrestling tag team. Plus, he debuts a new segment, “Don’t Tell Nana!” where he reminisces on his wild days. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Music On Main.  Get your tickets now for...

Link reminisces on the days when his dad took him to see R-rated movies when he was a kid. Charles tells of a Megalodon shark’s tooth finding in Myrtle Beach, shares a listener’s drinking game, and shares a story of a time he was embarrassed playing golf. Plus, Charles recommends a paint color in another edition of Y’all Need To Look At This Paint! C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to o...

Charles helps a listener with their funeral flatulence, tells an old story of getting hit with a crowbar, and Charles and Link debate on the appeal of sex robots. Plus, in a new segment, Charles and Link get trapped in an elevator at a colonoscopy doctor’s office. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Mutiny Bay Miniature Golf.  Get your tickets now...

Charles tells a story about a “paparazzi” moment with Link, shares the recipe for the perfect bologna sandwich, and helps a listener with a wallpaper dilemma. Plus, Charles tries to guess the meaning of modern slang words in a new segment called “You’re Way Over My Head Now!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, The Rooster.  Get your tickets now f...

Charles shares some fatherly wisdom about ED, tells of his experience at a nudist colony in Jamaica, and shows Link a new song to shag to. Plus, Charles introduces his new advice segment called “I’ll Help Get Ya Out of The Woods!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Platt’s Seafood.  Get your tickets now for Good Mythical Evening 2022, live this y...

Charles has some words for Joe Rogan, communicates with a cat named Higgins, and tells Link how he likes to incorporate food into the bedroom (*wink wink*). Plus, Charles and Link recap their family trip to Hawaii. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Ryan’s Coconut Farm.  Get your tickets now for Good Mythical Evening 2022, live this year exclusiv...

Charles gives his opinion on boobaloobies and badonkadonks, Link shares a story of a time his dad let one rip, and the two debate whether Charles’ golf cart says “Beach Life” or “Belch Life.” Plus, Charles introduces a new game called “Don’t Lose Your Southern!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Duck’s Night Life.

Charles tells Link about some interesting sights from Myrtle Beach’s annual Bike Week, finds a fan photo on the internet, and gives his own interpretation of a listener’s love dilemma. Plus, he gives his first painting tip, and Nancy pops in to dish some dirt. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Captain Nance’s Seafood. 

Charles tells a story of being recognized at a Wal-Mart, and a joke from a fan sparks an interesting conversation about sperm banks. Link reminisces on their days of working together, and reveals a time when Charles made him cry (as an adult). Plus, Charles debuts a segment called “Y'all Need To Look At This Paint!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this epis...

On the premiere episode of his podcast, Charles shares stories of his new found fame and life in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. He reads some jokes from fans, teaches Link how to shag, and tells of his misadventures with Nancy in Amsterdam's Red Light District. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Fat Harold’s Beach Club. 

Link Neal (Good Mythical Morning, Ear Biscuits) and his father Charles Neal (GMM runaway star) are practically identical, except they live thousands of miles apart from each other. Dispatches From Myrtle Beach brings the honest and often hilarious conversations between a tight-knit father and son team, as well as an inside look at the Neal family dynamic. Every week, listeners will get to have the...