Dispatches From Myrtle Beach

Guess what, Myrtle Beasts? Charles is coming to LA! Charles and Link discuss their big plans for his visit, and Charles teaches Link how to write and pronounce their names in Japanese. The two tell stories of being fired from jobs, talk about the most amazing inventions of their lifetimes, and give advice to a listener studying to become a doctor. Plus, Charles presents another “Non-Dirty Dirty Wo...

Keep that underwear clean! - This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service.

Charles tells Link about getting recognized when heading to his Belch Life golf cart, and announces his Apple Podcast review contest (get those 5-star reviews in!). The two reminisce on fond memories water-skiing together, and Charles expresses his hatred of wallpaper (popcorn ceiling still takes the cake, though). Plus, Charles helps a listener who drunkenly made out with a co-worker at a work pa...

Celebrating a whole year of Dispatches. - This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service.

Charles recalls his very first shower and first time watching color TV, and tells Link about his apocalypse-level stash of string beans. A listener shows off a popcorn ceiling removal tool, Charles shares his sought-after slaw recipe, and the two help a listener plan quite an interesting marriage proposal. Plus, Charles helps a listener pick a bathroom paint color in “Y’all Need To Look At This Pa...

Sometimes things are ok just the way they are! - This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service.

Charles’ Signal award finally came in and boy is it shiny! Link tells Charles about his recent experience at a spa. Charles talks about his first impressions of Rhett and Link’s videos when they first started making them, and the two debate on the East Coast vs. the West Coast. Plus, Charles tells his favorite things about Lando in another “Grandkid of the Week”, and Charles stars as Indiana Jones...

Hey all you Myrtle Beasts! Charles Neal here. Without my son Link! Welcome to my first Mini Dispatch. Hope ya enjoy it! - This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service.

What do you get when you combine a mullet, a sleeveless American flag shirt and muscles of steel in front of a beautiful sunset backdrop? Charles Neal! The two discuss styling their hair down there, and Link tells Charles he may be developing a thing for feet. Plus, the two debate on if swearing is actually a bad practice, and Charles impresses Link with his knowledge of modern slang in another ed...

We’re back for another week and Charles debuts his brand new backdrop! Link shows Charles his newest tattoo, and Charles shares about his recent trip to the Northeast (Montreal, Niagara Falls, Vermont, New York & Gettysburg). Plus, Link tells Charles about his ax throwing birthday adventure, and vents about the drama from Lincoln’s high school graduation ceremony.  This episode is sponsored by...

Charles and Link are both birthday boys! The two discuss their birthday plans. Charles tells Link some of his favorite stories from his time in the army, and the two discuss their personal tips for staying positive during hard times. Plus, Charles presents another “Non-Dirty Dirty Word of the Week”, and the two learn the meaning behind their zodiac signs in “You’re Never Too Old To Learn Somethin’...

We’reeee back, Myrtle Beasts! Charles officially gets a mullet and Link is one proud son. The two get an update from a listener who’s getting back into the dating scene after a divorce. Charles gives more paint advice, and the two discuss how well they would do on Survivor together. Plus, they test their Australian chops in a new segment called, “Say What Now?” C’mon and have a good time with us!...

Charles introduces more young Myrtle Beasts. Link tells Charles about being locked outside by his babysitter as a kid. The two share their favorite family traditions. Charles gives advice to a listener whose husband doesn’t like Southern food, and pitches Link on something new for the show. Plus, he tries to get Link to guess Southern phrases in another edition of the Southern slang game. C’mon an...

Link tells Charles about his recent ski trip to Utah, and Charles updates Link on his experience at the St. Patrick’s Day festival with Nancy. Plus, the two discuss what they would put in their dream homes, and Charles tells Link about a wild 3-month road trip he went on in the 70s. C’mon and have a good time with us!  

Charles gives an update on his mullet transformation. Charles and Link discuss their jury duty experiences (or in Charles’ case, lack thereof), and the two help a mom give the birds and the bees talk to her two boys. Plus, Charles talks about his youngest, Zoey, in another “Grandkid of the Week”, and brings a veryyy special guest on the show for another edition of “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have...

Charles and Link discuss their recent time spent together. Charles helps a listener connect with their dad (which then leads to discussion of Charles’ frightening texting habits), and the two share their wedding first dance songs. Plus, Link finds out Charles’ guilty pleasures and pet peeves in a new segment called, “Who’s Your Daddy?” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost)...

Charles shows Link some pictures of his hair from back in the day, shows a listener how to shag with a video of him and Nancy, and the two share funny stories from their weddings (Link’s one and Charles’ multiple, of course). Plus, Charles presents another “Non-Dirty Dirty Word of the Week”, and tells of a story of getting in big trouble on the farm as a child in another edition of “Don’t Tell Nan...

Charles visits the Myrtle Beach strip in search of Big Johnson t-shirts, helps a listener with a ceiling dilemma, and enlightens Link on his friend Banjo who brings him pickled okra. Charles and Link discuss their childhood dream jobs. Plus, Charles tells a story about Lily in “Grandkid of the Week”, and Nancy joins the show to work on her jewelry sales pitch for the upcoming St. Patricks Day fest...

Charles and Link discuss swingers. Link talks about getting physicals during puberty, and Charles helps a park ranger who is scared of the dark. Plus, Charles debuts “Non-Dirty Dirty Word of the Week", and John Wayne and Batman (aka Charles and Link) have a good ‘ole western duel in another edition of “Let’s Roleplay!” C’mon and have a good time with us!   This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp....

Charles has a surprising recognition story for Link that brings him back to his college days. Charles and Link talk about the best advice they’ve ever received, and Charles helps train a listener’s new puppy. Plus, the two discuss the Chinese spy balloon that was struck down near Myrtle Beach in another edition of the “Belch Life Bulletin.” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almo...

Looooove is in the air, Myrtle Beasts! Charles and Link give some sugar to their Valentines. Charles tells Link about (one of his) near-death experiences from back in his day, and gives advice to a listener with a flatulence issue in another edition of “I’ll Help You Get Out of the Woods!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Precious Petals. 

Charles and Link discuss their equal hatred for popcorn ceilings and glitter. Charles shares his favorite part about being a grandparent, and tries his best at a celebrity impression. Plus, Charles debuts “Grandkid of the Week”, and the two talk about their love languages in a new segment called “You’re Never Too Old To Learn Somethin’!” C’mon and have a good time with us!  

Charles and Link celebrate their big award win, share their differing feelings towards snakes, discuss their first houses, and Charles presents his paint color choices for a baby’s room in another edition of “Y’all Need To Look at this Paint!” Plus, Charles has his very first REAL ads! C’mon and have a good time with us!  This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at better...

Charles learns new Irish slang, gives some advice to a listener as an experienced divorcee, and helps yet another couple solve their disputes. Plus, Charles tells Link about their front page feature in the newspaper in a new segment called the “Belch Life Bulletin.” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Bestfood Cafeteria.  Check out the video versi...

We’re back, Myrtle Beasts! Charles learns about morning erections, becomes a (very loud) alarm clock for two teenagers, and tells Link about his ambitious 2023 goals (now that he’s on YouTube!). Plus, Charles tells Link about his trip to Aruba in another edition of “Shaggin’ Around the World”. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, the state of Alask...