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The boys are joined again by Jesse Shapell from Win-Son again, and boy does it get rowdy. Seriously, who invited the BAD BOYS OF FINE WINE CRITICISM AND COMEDY? It’s sort of like Andrew Dice Clay up in here, and not only because they are all wearing leather jackets. Important to note: this episode was probably the longest original recording yet, and boy did they cut A LOT of stuff. What’s left is...

A solidly C+ episode introducing our new friend, chardonnay, who totally hates the school principal. We get all sorts of wild discussing the concept of “natural” wine and Californian iterations of it. The wines rip and you should buy them, but boy does Duck get passionate. Come for the actual earnest conversation about one of the biggest issues in wine today, stay for the easily 5 minutes of show...

A stunningly sane episode, and a good introduction to the boys' quirky sense of huimor for the NYTimes food and wine staff. We're happy to be on board, let's set up direct deposit ASAP. Also, you have a list of our demands. Well, it's one particular one and we WILL NOT accept substitutes. The curse is lifted, the summer of Beaujolais is finally over. Harvest brings death along...

Duck got a dog and is losing his mind, even more than usual. The boys have mic trouble and cut a LOT of our first bottle, sorry sorry sorry we love you. By bottle 2 everything is working right except for the boys garbage brains, which are in RARE FORM. Join us on a discussion of travelling DILFS, pee swapping, tripping, and types of monsters. Also, first discussion of beer, which probably gets lik...

“Anything Goes” in this episode ft. Lourdes Arena of Lourdesofthevines.com. The crew eats cuban sandwiches and talks about chiroubles, boy bands, dungeons and dragons, and how much vespa owners score. Be prepared for a lot of Austin Powers-related content, and for the incredible sense of horniness it inspires in you. Tell your friends, visit patreon.com/disgorgeous and if you need any wine educati...

The boys are joined by Leanne Macomber, AKA Young Ejecta in our most musical episode yet. Thrill as they discuss possible death scenarios, talk about rock shows Duck wasn't cool enough to go to, and go in hard on the Welsh. The boys learn the only cool facts about Latin and are joined by Noam Chomsky, Kermit Lynch, and, I guess Miss Piggy. The wines absolutely slay this week, so find em if yo...

The boys are joined by not one but two world class poets and sommeliers, Amanda Smeltz and Keara Driscoll, and lets just say things get WILD. The squad eviscerates finance dudes, the concept of rose and chateneuf du pape. Kevin clearly did a lot of reading this episode, and boy does it show. Duck and Keara forever join their souls in a dark off mic ceremony that probably will get referenced a lot....

Choose your fighter, turbo edition. We welcome Bill Clark from Meme's Diner to discuss Ancient Egypt, Street Fighter characters, and types of steak. Embrace the Manganese baby, and enter the convent of thorns. The prophecies have aligned, allow Kevin to paint you a picture. Bill absolutely crushes this one, while yr boys fumble through like every single bad metaphor possible. Extremely long b...

The boys drink Fleurie (The wine for GIRLS TM) with Todd Cavallo of Wild Arc Farm. Congrats to all of them for looking SO GOOD. You are invited to find some chaos emeralds with them as they get put on some extremely bad lists. In this episode they discuss bath bombs, pressure cookers and Duck's inability to remember names. They also chug some heavy hitters y'all -- good luck tracking the...

The boys burn through another fucking cru, this time, the mysterious land of Chénas. Duck makes a smart point about dinosaurs, Kevin gets deep into the breakfast club. They answer deep questions re: who on queer eye is which appellation. No guests, no rules, no excuses. Patreon dot com backslash Disgorgeous, yo.// List/// Domaine Piron-Lameloise, Chénas "Quartz" 2014// Domaine Thillardon...

Erik Longabardi aka @erikrobertlong, noted booze saint from the bowels of Long Island, joins the boys on their most freewheeling episode yet. They discuss cider, French pronunciation, ms-13, and Régnié, which, spoiler alert, fucking rules. Go buy some. Also notable is that Erik said "Seminary" about 100 million times and Duck didn't make any of the jokes he wanted to make. You'...

The boys are joined by Scott Rosenbaum, Spirits Manager of T. Edward Wines, to talk about Big Dick Energy, French Postmodernism, French Tucking, Phillip the Bold and sexy birds. Duck asks some hard hitting interview questions, Kevin breaks his own brain, Scott does trouble. Also, everyone settles down to discuss the worst Cru in beaujolais, Saint Amour. For the record, they are already regretting...

On their first solstice episode, the boys talk about the frat pack, Paul Rudd, fried chicken holidays, and occasionally, their summer plans, which are awesome, by the way. Welcome to the summer of Beaujolais. Every cru. It's real. It's happening. Tell your friends. Write a review. Hit us up on patreon dot com backslash disgorgeous. We're here to slay summer.// List/// Marcel Joubert...

We return to fertile Rosé waters this week. A dark glimpse into Duck's psyche is revealed as we enter "mole checkup chat." Anxiety x Depression is the best pair. We discuss history of rosé, bird eyes, and the idea of France. Kevin raps and explains about ear infections. // List/// Chateau D'arlay Cotes du Jura "Corail" 2011// Clos Cibonne, Cotes du Provence, "Cuv...

Welcome to the gritty Margaritaville reboot. Hottest day of the year and we drinking Carignan. Send money for broke Kevin plz he needs rosé. We delve deep into film (Well, one film to be honest) and get surprisingly real. We're doing this episode for the pun, but like, frankly it's good as hell, too. List/// Domaine Benjamin Taillandier, Minervois "Laguzelle," 2017// Hobo Wine...

Doctors of bonerology, Duck and Kvin get way above their pay grade on this one, folks. We're talking about roots and soil and technique omg. Balanced out with literally the longest stupid laugh break in any episode so far and a lot of energy expended on dinosaurs and the concept of time chat. We get mad too. A+ episode, suitable for sharing with friends and onating to patreon.com/disgorgeous....

The boys come at you from WeWork Empire State with Regan Meador, of Southhold Farm + Cellar, which is oddly enough both New York's and Texas' pride and joy. Because they are bad at planning, most of the episode is about Australian wine and "Magic Mike." On most podcasts that would be an apology, but frankly this is our most organized episode ever. Thanks Regan for actually know...

Welcome to Disgorgeous, a podcast about music and making mixtapes for girls. If you don't like Dad Rock, body hair discussion, the cure, or problematic drinking, kindly swipe left. In between it all, the boys try to dissect the world of new American wine-making. List/// Inconnu, Lalalu, 2017// Fausse Piste, Super MSG, 2016// Scar of the Sea, Chardonnay, 2017// Support the show

It's the exciting conclusion of our Greek episode. We drink a retsina, because, duh, we had to, and we discuss the ethics of making wine in a country that you weren't born in. Guess what! It's complicated!// List/// Kamara, Retsina// Sklavos, Origion, 2015// Stema, Pinot Noir, 2016// Support the show

The boys are joined on a monster episode by none other than Jesse Shapell, GM and Wine Buyer of Win Son in Brooklyn. And boy, is it a doozy. This episode has it all: Noah, Atlantis, fashion, discussion about Levantine Sea People, and briefly, wine. In fact, there's so much information discussed, we had to cut this one into two episodes, for your protection. There's a lot of romance and p...

Don't be scared, but this is the episode where Duck and Kevin finally reveal our mom anthems. Kevin does fashion and there's talk about sabering. The boys call 20$ bottles "cheap" wine and do other class traitor activities. Please don't tell Chapo. Please write in any romantic quandaries to disgorgeouspod@gmail.com for 100% legally binding advice. List/// Domaine Dupasquie...

Kevin has jet lag from his honeymoon and Duck is turning 21, so instead of a full episode, the boys record the ins and outs of Duck's "Bon Anniversaire." Featuring friends old and new, some named, some anonymous. Make sure to stay tuned til the end to hear everyone talk about how much funnier Kevin is than John. Support the show

Duck provides the only list of eligible bachelors in the world, Kevin gets earnest. The boys delve into philosophy and hopefully cut out the 15 minutes of screaming at Alexa. Sorry we blacked out on the episode highlighting one of our favorite winemakers, seriously buy her wines though. List/// Tami, Grillo IGT Terre Siciliane, 2016// Ochipinti, SP68 Bianco IGT Terre Siciliane, 2016 // Something t...

The boys drink farmer fizz (don't call it that) and talk jabberjaw and Drake. Kevin shills hard for skittles and Duck reveals v. psychologically significant poetry from 2004. Can you tell they were hungry when they recorded? List/// Mariotti, Bianco dell'Emilia 'Smarazen' NV // Strekov 1075, "Creme #1 Petnat" // Domaine Jousset "Rose à lies" Pet-Nat 2015  Su...

Kevin ate a bear and he talks about it. Pretty good content, just didn't meet our high standard of professionalism here at Disgorgeous LLC. Did you hear about our patreon? Patreon.com/disgorgeous New episode monday Support the show