Disgorgeous

The boys re-welcome Regan Meador from Southold Farm + Cellar to explain the new and beautiful phenomena of limestone in the soil, specifically in Texas. Sadly, it’s clear that all they wanna do is talk about Syrah. Isn’t that just like boys? Don’t worry, there’s long digressions on potato cannon building, Bernie Sanders, and the rules and regulations in Kansas City Strip clubs. Truly a cursed epis...

Kevin finally returns from his Iberian adventure, where he totally went “Jamon”!!!!!!! Duck is in a bad mood. It’s a classic boy chat episode, and each of your faves brings a special treat — suitcase wine from Catalonia. Frankly, we’re going to have to do a few weeks on this region soon, because we’re freaking insane about it. There’s a lot of sleep deprivation and barely concealed joy. Cool discu...

The boys are joined by Collin Wagner of Vom Boden imports to discuss Mosel riesling, sweetness (not the Jimmy Eat World song), and the art of pronouncing German words. More importantly, we continue to unravel the threads of our sanity and talk a LOT about copper, synthetics, and who exactly is harmed by spraying. Maybe you haven’t noticed this yet, but natural wine is absolutely melting our brains...

  BUY OUR MERCH!!! Alexis Schwartz of Thirsty Thirsty rejoins the boys to smoke too much weed and tangentially discuss the, like, concept of vermentino. There’s some tea spilt and no prisoners taken, especially as the pigatto question rages and Kevin starts yelling about sideburns. The three turn to native wisdom and deep sciences to get to the heart of what exactly vermentino is. Again, this is c...

The boys return for season 6 and teach a graduate level seminar on new currents in Beaujolais research. More importantly, they’re here to spill some HOT INDUSTRY TEA. Duck recounts the first 12 hours of virgo season and is MAYBE party to a crime? We’re not fully sure on the legality tbh. It’s a weird energy episode, notable for being at Kevin’s house. Turns out, however, bojo is still good. Please...

R U READY 2 GET COZY? There’s a crackling fire, plenty of mezcal and two of our most allocated guests : Kacie and Emma, who, despite living with us aren’t sure if they want their last names on this. Recorded live in Saugerties New York in front of Yuma, a weird cricket who kept making noises and probably 600 ghosts. The whole squad gets into a v cool discussion about picking out wines if you’re a...

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   The boys are joined by Tira Johnson of Terroir Tribeca to talk about Sicilian wine, Mediterranean history, and "the suicide of Jeffery Epstein." Duck legitimately is losing his mind so statistically 1/3 of you will adore it and the rest will send v worried DMs and don't worry it's fine. Yowza tho! Sicily baby! The land of a thousand stabbings! Hopefully none of this is legal...

Damn there’s a lot of feet on this episode as we’re joined by Tara Hammond of black lamb wine to discuss Georgian wine. It’s probably our must unpronounceable ep yet, but holy shit did we love the wine, which was both carmillion and biological. Don’t go to Goatse, but go to patreon.com/disgorgeous .  Thanks and remember to text your doctors. Buy Tara’s wine and visit her at ruffian! /// list// Bai...

   Hey guys, we almost called this episode Dog Pee-not Grigio if you were wondering how our brain chemistry did while we were gone. Reunited and it feels so good!  After some judicious cuts, it almost looks like the boys remembered how to do a podcast, which is nice because today. We’re eviscerating the most sacred of cows: PINOT GRIGIO. YOU WILL NOT WANT TO MISS THIS? ARE YOU TRIGGERED????? Kevin...

Sup bronomas?? We out here getting our identities stolen and stacking paper. Lean into your daddiest impulses and explore Sonoma wine with two dudes who absolutely like and respect the appellation. This episode is probably the most deranged we’ve had in a while and it feels so good. Remember to stop it halfway through because sorry sorry sorry there isn’t an episode next week bc of vacations it’s...

One of our rare smart episodes, the boys learn how to blind taste correctly from wine goddess Christy Frank, and end up getting more than they bargained for. Expect a lot of discussion about value, responsibility towards customers, failure and the kind of guys who say “smooth” when they taste. Christy also discusses her hair secrets and refuses to comment on our own sick cuts, and it’s clear the b...

OOOOOO TXAKOLINA EVERYBODY TXAKOLINA! The boys are joined by LIC Market's Alaia Ortega to finally discuss Basque wines and holy shit do they ever destroy all their natural wine credits ASAP. Everyone is too thirsty to discuss farming or whatever -- instead expect a lot of speculation on what exactly a Basque is and whether or not Franco was cool. This is another no cut episode, which we all k...

Fan favorite, Jesse Shapell of Win Son and Win Son Bakery, returns and boy do we need him. Kevin decided to get stoned to the bone and iron shirts (?) right before the pod, and we all know Duck can't turn the ship around. Jesse does a good job keeping the boys in lane, and wouldn't you know it, there's a real episode here and some stunning wines, including our first foray into the r...

Damn this is some high af Piemonte right here damn puff puff pass lmao. The boys welcome Ryan Looper, the inspiration for the 2012 film about robots whomst kiss, to talk about Nebbiolo and interesting ways to get fired for creeping out your bosses. It’s called socialist praxis, fucking look it up, loser. Recorded at Kevin’s kitchen table and duck was wearing shoes, so v professional vibes. It’s se...

THE STUNNING CONCLUSION TO MUSCAMAY! The boys explore Melon from around the world (Other parts of the Loire and California) to better understand Muscadet and its many joys. Kevin brings a triggering wine out of spite, while Duck recounts a roasting from another podcast host. There's a lot of sadness in this being our last French wine episode for a whole season, but a lot of joy too, don'...

The boys are starting to loathe Muscadet and holy shit does it show. Along with Brian Heiss from Heritage Wines in Fort Greene, the squad plays a game of "musky or corked " where there are no winners. Here's the deal. Gabbro and Clay soils are, if anything, overrated in Muscadet and outclassed by other soil types. Luckily, this episode turns into one of our trademark jeremiads about...

 Famed Chenin Blanc stan Jame Sligh returns to discuss schist, gneiss, orthagneiss and why we can't get girls to answer our texts. Like last time, all the legally actionable stuff got cut, so don't worry. The boys discuss geology and science, so get those elbow pads and arched eyebrows ready. Kevin did so much research and Duck got a car. We joke about this a lot, but this ENTIRE SEASON...

Action packed season 3 finale as the boys overcome debilitating Jeb Bush-itis to drink Trousseau, the shadow the hedgehog of grapes.  Get ready for a bad-wax sealed episode full of uncut sonic references, discussions about grabby Joe Biden, Spanish nicknames, and cinema. Thank you all for coming and party- rocking at meme's diner! We adore you all, which is why Duck reveals his phone number o...

Lmao what if Disgorgeous drank weed? We think it’d go a little something... like this. Come to Meme’s Diner 4/22 7-11 pm. Bring wine. Buy wine. Shake hands! /// List // [redacted], Priorat w/ marijuana, 2016// Lo-fi Wines, ‘Weed Vermouth’, nv /// Support the show

Welcome to the preposition and crush cast, please back your car over us until we fucking die. Also, welcome Jennnnnnn Green of @superglou and @glougloumagazine to discuss indigenous varietals (fuck it don’t send us the variety / varietal email we will die ). Extremely cursed episode due to Duck’s house being a literal goblin cave — excuse our sound quality. If this is your first episode please kno...

Hey chochangas, welcome! We’re joined by noted Italian wine expert @sipculture to discuss Fascism, rate religions, and discover fruits and flowers. More importantly, we drink some really cool Alpine Italian wine — from Vallee d’aoste to Bolzano we do it all baby, don’t worry you’re safe with us. Trigger warning: Duck has a wardrobe malfunction and we have to discuss dark things best left unsaid. P...

     The boys explore the other, other, other land down under, Chile, a country that Duck has weird ideas about. The boys drink two wines from the SAME GUY in Itata, and really want to talk about Assassin’s creed again. These are old vines people, they remember the crimes of imperialism. If you get a chance, google chinchorro mummies just to understand the depths of our psychosis. Also, COME TO OU...

Before Jokes: Please consider donating to https://givealittle.co.nz/cause/christchurch-shooting-victims-fund , or to the Karam Foundation . If you feel safe , please speak out against hatred and white supremacy. Bigots should be ostracized and shamed. We love you all. Welcome to Kevin's bizarre dental adventure! Did you know that Sharks can regenerate teeth? Don't worry, we'll expla...

  Fresh off a string of stellar episodes and the best metrics yet, the boys take a bit of a victory lap and make bad dick jokes for 35 minutes while drinking wine Kevin smuggled back from his trip to France. After a needed 7000 calorie snack from Letherbee Distillers, shit pops into gear and we get a bit of a nuanced conversation about back labels in wine, fining, filtration, and names for samurai...