Discussing Nothing

Prepare yourselves for a showdown of epic proportions in the latest episode of the Discussing Nothing podcast! Emma and Kelvin are going head-to-head in a battle to determine the absolute best thing beginning with the letter F. Grab your favourite cosy blanket and maybe a cup of coffee (or decaf, we won't judge) because this one's perfect to put on and fall asleep to. In the red corner, we have Em...

Hold onto your condiment containers, folks! The Discussing Nothing podcast is spicing things up in the latest episode with none other than the highly anticipated, jaw-dropping, and sauce-drenched top-five list! Our sauce aficionados, Liam and Alex, take centre stage as they present their nominations for the most saucy selections of all time. In this saucy showdown, we've enlisted "Sauce Millar" hi...

As we kick off the new year, the Discussing Nothing podcast is making a triumphant return with a burst of energy, and guess what's on the menu this time? A good old-fashioned top-five list, and folks, we're diving deep into the fruity world! In this week's episode, our lively trio—Emma, the resident vegetarian causing a bit of nectarine-related confusion, and Kelvin, the maestro of the most preten...

As the new year draws closer, this truly is the best time for some reflection *Sighs* One thing that I would personally like to reflect on is some of the biggest robberies of 2023. Our nominees are: 1. Erling Haaland - Ballon d'Or 2. KSI - KSI vs Tommy Fury 3. THIS VERY EPISODE OF THE PODCAST! In this episode, Ross (The pub landlord) has asked Liam (The person writing this) and Kelvin (The self-pr...

O welcome, all ye Christmas Lovers, to another episode of Discussing Nothing. As we approach Christmas, and start to do less work in the office, we thought it would only be appropriate to serve you up a festive helping of nonsense. We have pushed the boat out on this one... forget our usual scheduled programming of top-five lists, this time, we are taking a look at the top five Christmas things (y...

Months.... Gotta love em, right? Well, our long-time listeners will know that over here, at Discussing Nothing, we are incapable of counting above five, so twelve doesn't fly for us. That is why we have brought together the minds of Emma (resident vegetarian) and Alex (Lover of all things meat) to debate the top five months. Now, when I tell you this podcast has it all, I'm lying. What it does hav...

ROMAINE calm and get ready for the latest episode of Discussing Nothing! Join Emma, Kelvin, and Ross as they reveal their un-BEET-able top 5 favourites. From the bedrock of lettuce to the versatile and underrated onion, these three colleagues discuss everything from taste preferences to the controversial status of potatoes as a vegetable. Prepare for some heated debates and even a pumpkin-growing...

In this latest episode of 'Discussing Nothing,' Alex and Liam butt heads in debate over the best thing in the world that starts with the letter E. Liam, in an attempt to win by default, argues for equal rights. Alex on the other hand passionately defends his favourite multipurpose food, eggs. Where will this episode take us? Tune in to hear their arguments, or lack thereof, and find out who wins....

Now this is an episode thats sure to cause a 'stir' around the office... What are the best biscuits to dunk in your hot beverage of choice? Emma and Alex engage in a lively debate, sharing their top three choices and discussing the merits of each. From classic favourites like chocolate digestives and rich teas to unconventional choices like KitKats and French fries (they don't call him unconventio...

In this hilarious instalment titled 'Alex the genie' The spotlight is on our boss, Alex, who has transformed into a GENIE! We do like to get creative over here once in a while. Alex will grant three wishes to one of his co-hosts, Aayln or Emma, but there's a catch - these wishes must tackle those oh-so pesky first-world problems. Aayln's wishes are genius! Never having to walk behind someone slow...

My fellow wanderers in the realm of absolute absurdity, I welcome you to yet another enchanting episode of "Discussing Nothing," the podcast that boldly goes where no coherent conversation has gone before! We're taking a dive into the whimsical world of finger faucets. Think about it; you're living your best life with a set of finger faucets, each digit a potential spout of liquid enchantment. The...

Welcome, to another riveting instalment of 'Discussing Nothing,' the podcast that takes the art of debating the irrelevant to new heights! You've heard us argue what the best thing beginning with A (Avocados for the record) We now have a revolutionary new topic: The Worst Thing Beginning with A! In this uproarious episode, we're throwing two contenders into the ring, each scrapping for the title o...

Welcome to another 'Discussing Nothing,' the podcast that takes the ordinary and twists it into extraordinary hilarity! In this uproarious episode, we're diving headfirst into a showdown that's so absurd, it's practically legendary: The Kardashians vs. a Cowboy! But hold onto your hats, folks, because this ain't your run-of-the-mill brawl! Picture this: The glamorous Kardashian clan, known for the...

Stop what you're doing! We have a podcast of the utmost importance to share with you. You will DEFINITELY care about what the Discussing Nothing crew have to say today when they try to find the answer to something humanity's been pondering since the time of Socrates... What's the best chocolate in a box of Celebrations? Snickers? Mars? Scrumdiddlyumptious bar (throwback to the Willy Wonka episode...

Let's get philosophical, guys. What is a clone? What does it mean to say something is "natural"? Are we humans, like Sisyphus before us, flying too close to the sun with our constant search for progress and advancement? These are all questions that we almost completely ignore in this fine episode of Discussing Nothing where Dolly the Sheep, a so-called "abomination to nature", plays a central role...

Eh-oh! We've got another super fight for you to sink your gnarly teeth into! Alex and Tristan, barely recovered from the wounds of their previous battle, are set to tear into each other once again. The fighters? A viking with the cone of shame vs... Teletubbies. With cat-like reflexes and an urgent need for the toilet. Seems fair, right? And you would be right - it is fair! But to find out you wil...

If there's one thing we love in the Discussing Nothing podcast, it's slowly working our way through the alphabet and arguing about the best thing beginning with each letter. You've had your "A" winner with avocados. Champion of "B" was brunch. What's next? You guessed it - we need to decide on a winner for "C". In the "C" corner we have Emma and her army of cats. Not dogs - cats. What makes these...

The Discussing Nothing super fight is back for another edition, with Alex and Tristan fighting it out once more in what's becoming a bitter and heated rivalry. The fighters today are: a sushi chef with not one, not two, not three, not five, but FOUR arms, and a werewolf wearing stilts! Will the sushi chef's years of training with the sharpest of knives pay dividend when they're wielding four at on...

If there's anything I know about the UK and its inhabitants, it's that we LOVE crisps. So, naturally, we love talking about what the best flavour of crisp is. That's where Discussing Nothing is heading for this episode! Departing from the usual argumentative and confrontational feeling of the podcast, this time Alex, Ross and Emma are going to have to work together to agree on the top five flavour...

Edinburgh's most informed people are back with another episode of the Discussing Nothing podcast. What are they discussing this week? You guessed it: nothing! Well... Nothing of any importance, anyway. Speaking of nothing, cucumbers eh? They're a bit of nothing. Add nothing to a meal. Have no nutritional content. They're there, but they're not really there; like a distant memory that might have on...

Oompa Loompa doopidy doo, we have a brand new super fight for you. Oompa Loompa doopidy dee, who will win? Just listen and see! Move aside, Animal Farm, there's a new analogy for Marxist theory in town: a fight between Oompa Loompas and Vampires. Hampered by weak hamstrings, and presumably battling unemployment, will five Oompa Loompas have what it takes to defeat their blood-sucking overlord? Fin...

Life ain't no picnic, especially when you're trying to impress Archduke Ross! For this episode of Discussing Nothing, Emma and Tristan meet head to head for the very first time. Who will emerge victorious, and win the title of "Best Picnic Idea Person in the YouMore Office"? I mean, who wouldn't want that etched onto a plaque on their desk, right? What will Ross decide, the decadent excess and qui...

Remember the alphabet? The thing that goes "A, B, C, D" and so on? If you do, then I'm sure this week's episode will tackle a question you've been asking yourself for many-a-year: What is the best thing beginning with "B"? Bananas? Boomerangs? A banana boomerang? Well, it's none of those things, but I think Alex and Aalyn definitely missed a trick by not hurling banana boomerangs at each other fro...

Edinburgh's most ridiculous podcast has another Super Fight in store! You've seen an energy drink-fuelled honey badger take on a mind reading, hummus making pirate, now buckle up for the next bout. It's a Kung Fu Reggae Band vs a grizzly bear inhibited by the hiccups and a foam finger. What have Alex and Tristan got up their sleeves to argue their case? Do Tristan's off-beat heroes have what it ta...

What is the best thing in the world beginning with A? No, Alex didn't pick himself. Somewhat surprisingly for this A-loving carnivore, Alex opted for the worldwide symbol of gentrification: the avocado. Tristan's weapon of choice to combat Alex's avocado? The destroyer of the morning, the bringer of football, the time when it is acceptable to have a beer: the afternoon! Let these A-rated titans of...