Discussing Nothing

It’s time to get your snack on. In this episode of Discussing Nothing, Emma and Liam reveal their Top 5 Girl Dinners—those chaotic yet iconic meals that live somewhere between a picky tea and a fridge raid. Emma (a certified girl) brings her expert-level girl dinner game to the table, while Liam does his best to channel his inner feminine snacker—with a little help from fellow women. From crisp pl...

In this cracking episode of Discussing Nothing, Liam, Ross, and Aalyn share their top 5 ways to eat eggs. From Liam hating those fancy Instagram poached eggs to his love for shakshuka, Ross talking about his obsession with scotch eggs at the cinema, and Aalyn’s passion for eggs benedict. They even debate the special egg used in McMuffins. It’s a scrambled mess of egg talk and a lot of laughs! Don’...

Ever wondered which cartoon character would be your absolute worst roommate? Emma, Kelvin, and Ross dive into this nightmare scenario with some questionable picks.  Emma is certain Patrick Star would turn her house into a smelly disaster zone, while Kelvin thinks living with Homer Simpson might actually get him killed (but hey, at least there’d be beers). And Ross? He’s got a personal vendetta aga...

Kelvin, Ross, and Liam go global in this culinary showdown, ranking their top 5 cuisines from around the world!  From hearty British pies to sizzling Mexican nachos, this episode is a cultural melting pot of flavours and chaos. But what makes a cuisine truly great? Can Greek gyros beat Japanese teppanyaki? Will Thai curries take the crown, or is it all about Chinese takeaway classics?  Tune in to...

What’s the worst thing starting with the letter C? Ben and Liam face off with their choices, and Ross has the final say on which gets banished forever. Ben makes a case against creepy clowns (and who can blame him?), while Liam dives into corruption on every level—political, moral, and personal. It’s clowns vs. corruption in this battle of the C-words.

The ultimate transportation showdown is here! Bikes vs. Cars. Ben, the office cycling fanatic, takes on Emma, the queen of road rage, in a fiery debate about bikes versus cars. From environmental impact to convenience (and those cyclists who move slower than molasses), they hash out the big issues while Ross does his best to mediate. Who wins? Let’s just say things get wheely intense.

The toast showdown you didn’t know you needed! Aalyn, Ross, and Emma go head-to-head with their top five toast toppings. From Nutella and peanut butter to the divisive vegemite, we cover the full spectrum of savoury, sweet, and straight-up controversial. Who has the best list? Who should never be allowed near a toaster again?  Plus, Emma’s surprising number 3 choice comes with an unexpected sound...

In this episode of Discussing Nothing, Ross is joined by Liam and Emma for a heated debate over the best thing starting with "H." Liam saddles up with horse, making his case for humanity’s second-best friend. From their role in agriculture to their cultural significance, he’s galloping straight for the win. Emma, on the other hand, takes us to church (literally) with Hozier. Describing him as the...

We're back with another alphabetical showdown! Join us for this episode of your favourite podcast as we discuss the incredibly important topic - what is the worst thing in the whole world beginning with the letter B? Discussing Nothing creator Jordan is back for another guest appearance today as he puts forth his arguments about why he believes bombs are the worst thing on planet Earth beginning w...

Welcome to the Christmas Special of Discussing Nothing! Ross, Aalyn, and Jordan are gearing up for the holiday season by ranking the top 5 main course items for a Christmas dinner. But don’t expect a smooth ride—things get spicy when the classic turkey comes under fire. Is it time to swap it out for gammon? And then there's Skirlie... what even is that, and why is it so important? Oh, and don't ge...

This week, Ben makes his debut on Discussing Nothing, joining Kelvin and Ross to settle a truly life-altering debate: which two carbs would they choose to live with forever? Bread, rice, pasta, or potatoes—who reigns supreme? Prepare for some hot takes and deep discussions, including; Is there actually a healthy way to eat potatoes? The geopolitical importance of rice and would Scottish chippies e...

This week, Kelvin, Ross, and Emma are serving up their steaming hot lists of the top 5 soups to find out who’s got the ultimate taste in broth-based cuisine.  Expect some questionable choices, like Kelvin’s undying love for miso soup (or as Ross calls it, bathwater), a heated debate over whether ramen even counts as soup, and the mystery of Kelvin’s Gran’s turkey and parmesan soup—iconic or cursed...

In this episode of Discussing Nothing, Aalyn and Liam face off to decide which three modern items they’d bring back to caveman times! From health books on botany and pocket knives to a deck of cards and guitars, they’re ready to impress (or confuse) the prehistoric crowd. Who will win over the ultimate judge—our resident Scottish chief caveman, Ross? Will it be practical survival tools or pure ent...

In this episode of Discussing Nothing, Alex, Liam, and Ross dive into the thrilling world of... household chores! That's right, we're ranking the top 3 chores that actually get them excited. From vacuuming to tidying up, these guys find joy in the unexpected. We also uncover some shocking revelations, like Ross admitting he doesn’t make his bed in the morning—could this be why his life’s in shambl...

In this episode of Discussing Nothing, Alex, Emma, and Ross dive into the ultimate nostalgia trip: ranking their top 3 childhood playground games!  Expect heated debates and hilarious tangents as they cover some very pressing topics, like Alex's lifelong gripe with hoodies, Emma's undeniable P7 energy, and some classic throwbacks to their schoolyard glory days. From toilet tag to cuppy, no game is...

Discussing Nothing is BACK for Season 3, and we're kicking things off with a hilarious episode: Seducing Kelvin! In this episode, Emma and Liam go head-to-head, each trying to woo Kelvin with their ideal date. Emma opts for the classic romantic vibe, with a scenic countryside drive, lunch in a park, fancy restaurant dining, and... a stop to visit her parents' dog? Meanwhile, Liam cranks it up a no...

Get ready to take a deep breath and indulge your olfactory senses in the latest episode of the podcast, where Ross, Aalyn, and Kelvin discuss their top five favourite smells!  Kelvin kicks things off with an unexpected twist, nominating the surprising aroma of nothingness as his craziest pick. From wet dogs to the earthy scent of petrichor, Kelvin's list lives us to his pretentious nature.  Meanwh...

Get ready for a record-breaking episode of Discussing Nothing! In this hilarious instalment, Ross steps in as the unofficial adjudicator for the Guinness Book of World Records. With Liam and Alex presenting their wildest record-breaking ambitions, it's up to Ross to decide who will emerge victorious based purely on his knowledge of these two characters.  Liam, the office chatterbox, is confident h...

Get ready for an epic showdown in the latest episode of the podcast, where Emma and Kelvin go head-to-head in a battle to determine the best thing beginning with the letter G!  Emma throws down the gauntlet with her favourite pastime and second home, the Gym, while Kelvin makes a bold move by choosing Video Games – okay, so it starts with a V, but hey, we'll allow it for the sake of competition! A...

Get ready to LOL and SMH in the latest episode of Discussing Nothing, where Liam and Ross are joined by none other than Aayln (sort of dragged along, TBH). Liam, the office's resident Gen Z baby, brings his quick wit and trendy slang to the table, while Aayln, well, let's just say she's a bit of a boomer.  In an attempt to bridge the generation gap, decided to sit these two down and let Liam work...

Get ready for a mouthwatering showdown in the latest episode of Discussing Nothing! Join Emma and Alex as they rank the best chocolates in the Cadbury's Heroes box. But be warned – this sweet debate is filled with surprises, shocks, and plenty of chocolatey drama! In a twist that will leave you scratching your head, Emma commits the ultimate chocolate faux pas by placing the beloved Cadbury Creme...

Get ready for a heartwarming episode of Discussing Nothing, where Emma and Liam take on a mission to woo none other than the office heartthrob, Ross!  In this romantic escapade, Emma and Liam compete to plan the ultimate dream date for Ross, and let's just say, sparks are bound to fly! From three-course meals to delightful drinks and exciting activities, our contestants pull out all the stops to w...

Welcome back to another hilarious episode of Discussing Nothing! Today, join the Beany Boys - Ross, Kelvin, and Liam - as they dive into the controversial world of Scottish breakfast items. Buckle up as they dissect Scotland's OFFICIAL TOP TEN list of breakfast goodies, and yes, for our beloved fans south of the border, we're sorry to say, no hashbrowns allowed!  Grilled Tomato might find itself a...

Get ready to supersize your laughter with the latest episode of Discussing Nothing, where Ross, Kelvin, and Alex dish out their thoughts on the top five McDonald's menu items! With Kelvin bringing the insider knowledge as an ex-McDonald's employee, Alex flaunting his self-proclaimed expertise in all things Mickey D's, and Ross adding his unique flair of drunkenly berating McDonald's employees (we'...

In the latest episode of the Discussing Nothing podcast, Alex and Kelvin are diving into the Top of the Pops! And no, we're not talking about the music TV show; we're talking about the American's term for that bubbly, effervescent delight – fizzy juice. Join our dynamic duo as they rattle off their top five fizzy drinks, ranging from the patriotic Irn Bru to Alex's nostalgic trip down memory lane,...