Dis Dat with My Cousin Vlad

Vlad comes down from the snowy mountains where he meets the pinnacle of customer service, gets rejected from a restaurant, rants about cancel culture, tips on picking up girls at a nightclub, the future of robots ramming your wife & why he failed high school.  SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST! ODYSSEY COFFEE (Immaculate Coffee Reimagined) Specialty coffee from 3 x Vladiators in...

Vlad is under the influence and gathers steam about self love, lonely dildo salespeople, being pushed down a mountain, money and the pursuit of happiness, dealing with cousins in a professional setting & watching Jesus give out bread/fish on a mountain! SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST! ODYSSEY COFFEE (Immaculate Coffee Reimagined) Specialty coffee from 3 x Vladiators in Victori...

With a blocked up nose, Vlad ponders life and gratitude at a funeral, a fat optometrist detects bad eye sight, women with no filter, the difficulty of true forgiveness & the new drug dealers of 2022 SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST! ODYSSEY COFFEE (Immaculate Coffee Reimagined) Specialty coffee from 3 x Vladiators in Victoria, with a passion for quality, taste and consistency! M...

Ciao Bello! Ciao Bella! Vlad walks back through New York during the time The Godfather was filmed in, realises how people we revere are sometimes morons, how he proposed in the snowy mountains, why mates will dog you for their new girlfriend, talks European family dynamic, what Vlads day looks like now without real estate & rants on the heathens in advertising with a little help from Bill Hick...

Century!!!! One Hundred podcasts and growing, Vlad reviews his trip to Brisbane, ongoing colds and flus of 2022, his most valuable life lesson he has learnt, what's most catastropha about the world, how to balance work and passion, how he roped the Mrs Pty Ltd into a date and relationship & who he'd love to spend time with that has passed on.   SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE...

Vlad hops on the Zoom with hilarious New York comedian Yannis Pappas, who recently released a very funny 1 hour YouTube special called 'Mom Love'. Vlad and Yannis chat about being raised by wog parents, living in the crazy world of America,  raising your child in this world, getting attacked onstage doing comedy, being a father in todays age and moving to Saudi Arabia for a better life....

Vlad gets roped into spending a small mortgage at a Chemist who is the greatest salesperson on the planet, how life is a Boa Constrictor, advice for getting out of the corporate world, what he'd do with 3 x wishes, watching Serena Williams get beaten by an asian superstar and moving to France!  SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!!! ODYSSEY COFFEE (Immaculate Coffee Reimagined) Specialty coffee from 3 x V...

Drying off after a solid river licking, Vlad discusses the future of Trans Olympics, helps out a Vladiator that can't go left with his Mrs after they had a baby, should people have kids in this day and age, takes you through a standard Saturday night with Dimche and Drake, feeling down and out in a tough age and how to realise its all part of life.  SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!!! ODYSSEY COFFEE (I...

Vlad chats about his Mrs doing burnouts in the driveway, why TikTok is the worst place on earth, how to lick rivers, what attributes a good Mrs Pty Ltd, the catastropha Flex Culture & sticking close to your mates through hard times.  SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!!! ODYSSEY COFFEE (Immaculate Coffee Reimagined) Specialty coffee from 3 x Vladiators in Victoria, with a passion for quality, taste and co...

This week Vlad answers 7 x listeners questions, from Why coke is socially accepted, situations he nearly died, the Top 5 Self Help books, trusting your gut or your brain, how to change a negative mindset to a positive one, whether he would go back to making music again & why the world is boring right now. Plus a sneak peek into some of his songs. SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!!! ODYSSEY COFFEE (Immac...

Vlad flys back to 2006 to revisit the Europe Trip of a lifetime, early 20s with friends travelling to 15 countries, Vlad barely gets to stop number 2, so this is Part 1 of a long series of bedtime stories to fall asleep to, drive to and wrap to. People are gonna lose it! This episode covers: Preparation, let down, UK, Ireland & Amsterdam. SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!!! ODYSSEY COFFEE (Immaculate Co...

Vlad retells the story of riding in an ambulance, miraculously making his sold out theatre show, how to pick up chicks and not be a fraud, where to find a decent partner, why he didn't love school & feeling big dick energy and how its the reason the culture is catastropha.  SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!!! ODYSSEY COFFEE (Immaculate Coffee Reimagined) Specialty coffee from 3 x Vladiators in Vict...

Jump out the plane, take the leap of faith, make the change! Vlad talks about the election, Scott Morrison and his Mrs Pty Ltd in Hawaii, Politicians and the murky grey world they inhabit, navigating quarrelling w*gs and family feuds, daily gratitude for irreplaceable people in your life and how modern love is just making people not believe in love.  Wrap!  SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!!! ODYSSEY COFFEE...

Don't we think we know it all? Vlad tells the true story of his Perth altercation at Kmart, speaks on the worst Uber drivers in Australia, sporting memories growing up, what he'd be doing if he didn't have a Mrs and kids, best advice he's recieved and how to avoid being surrounded by Catastrophas!  SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST!!! ODYSSEY COFFEE (Immaculate Co...

As the world turns, Vlad wonders whether 1990 was a better year than 2022, finks about what his children are gonna be like in the future, what is right or wrong about men getting botox, what makes a good person &  living in a Godless world of know-it-alls. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST!!! NEW PODCAST SPONSORS!!!! ODYSSEY COFFEE (Immaculate Coffee Reimagined) Specialty coffee...

This week Vlad sends it about the Johnny Depp trial, batting off an algorithm,  the modern Atheist movement, why its not what you know or who you know, eating rainbow trout in Macedonia, Elon Musk and the Twitter idiots, being blamed for his wife's tiredness & meeting Tim Dillon! SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST!!! NEW PODCAST SPONSORS!!!! ODYSSEY COFFEE  (Immaculate Coffee...

Happy Orthodox Easter, Vlad planes around how politics is not funny, tells stories about when he bought a Monaro when he was 21 and what it did to him, how to deal with friends that 'ghost' you, maintaining your w*gness amongst other & many other rabbit holes of wisdom from the sermon in the Audi. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST!!! NEW SPONSOR ALERT! Welcome aboard......

Breaking branches, kicking squirrels and ducking owls, Vlad navigates through the forest of catastropha with only a shredded gut. This week he rants on his weekend up the coast, what big mistakes he's made in life, how to tell your uncle to get stuffed and he still likes you, people that diss ya for just being you and why following that little voice can be the answer.  SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS...

Walk with me, let me take your through the sights! Vlad rants on pumped up lips, the hit single, discusses passion and careers and breathing deep at work at 9:30am, why he doesn't want to get jabbed for going left, vasectomies and living a life of true gratitude.  SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST!!! Metropolitan Stone (Kitchens, Cabinets, Laundry, All Cabinets) We have a combin...

Smashed through Vladelaide and back into the double brick furnace for a fierce slap at everything in his way, Vlad chats about putting his neck out going left with The Mrs, the loudest people in expensive restaurants, the fat muffin lady on Jetstar and the biggest epidemic of all time, the Dopamine thieves. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST!!! Metropolitan Stone (Kitchens, Cabinets,...

Hot off a SOLD OUT Melbourne Theatre show to 800 Vladiators, Vlad walks you down the long and winding road of preparation, hypochondria and catastropha leading to the show, answers questions about controlling your Mrs Pty Ltd, following your hobbies & the best advice for his kids. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST!!! Metropolitan Stone (Kitchens, Cabinets, Laundry, All Cabinets)...

Whilst listening to a 94 year old play piano at David Jones, Vlad snaps about do-gooders and fake heroes, racism gangs, how the government is door knocking and putting sticks up your nose in W.A, how to keep humble, being better than your catastropha boss & whether people have lost it or not.  SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST!!! Metropolitan Stone (Kitchens, Cabinets, Laundry, A...

Every year survived is another year closer to becoming Immaculate. this week Vlad goes to a Location Wedding, spots some differences between African people and Eastern Block people, chats about his birthday and getting older, the challenges in becoming healthy, wealthy & wise, plus chats about the catastropha student he was and what happens when you become a husband.  SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS TH...

Vlad walks into the casino and finds out how catastropha it is, pictures a balanced world with Jimmy Camel, talks about not pushing Putin, disappointing his parents, whether to go to University or TAFE & what he wants to be remembered for. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST!!! Metropolitan Stone (Kitchens, Cabinets, Laundry, All Cabinets) We have a combined 30 years experience in...

Living in wartime, Vlad spits his guesses on the Russians invading Ukraine, why paranoia and power don't mix, how to fit in being shredded and going left, reliving the best day of his life & what a typical Saturday night looked like in the old days!   SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST!!! Metropolitan Stone (Kitchens, Cabinets, Laundry, All Cabinets) We have a combined 30 yea...