Dis Dat with My Cousin Vlad

Vlad gets 549 new messages and wonders why he's anxious? Having a chat about the Sydney Shark mauling, finding a way to forgive people, negotiating with the Mrs, why social media is like smoking cigarettes & finding a way to succeed in. the creative arts world. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST!!! Metropolitan Stone (Kitchens, Cabinets, Laundry, All Cabinets) We have a combi...

Vlad recounts his cousins wedding, how love is the answer,  the passion for frashin', ramming like a champion, keeping the Mrs interested, the sacrifices of fatherhood, getting back together with friends and family to celebrate with musicians playing saxophones in his ear!  SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST!!! Metropolitan Stone (Kitchens, Cabinets, Laundry, All Cabinets) We hav...

Get stitched or die trying? or Hitched!? Vlad journeys through what to do if you don't know what to do with your life, takes the family to Westfield on his day off, shares the best bands of each decade, why he hasn't got a Tattoo and how human beings are judgmental by culture and design, maybe..... ***NEW SPONSOR ALERT*** Metropolitan Stone (Kitchens, Cabinets, Laundry, All Cabinets) We...

This week Vlad goes on a rant about doing a real estate appointment with tenants, the Russian tennis argument, being a smug arrogant prick in a band, how to stop hating your boss, whether he smacks his kids or not & his sons enormous baby d!ck. Active Pest Control Management (The Best against Pests) Family owned, Sydney Metro, Pest Control Specialists! 10% off for CODE: VLAD http://www.activep...

Vlad stops into the garage for a spontaneous Sunday Special, ranting about philosophy with his grandfather, why people want to destroy themselves these days, dating girls, how your mind changes every decade & facing the catastropha covid is going to challenge us with for a long time. Active Pest Control Management (The Best against Pests) Family owned, Sydney Metro, Pest Control Specialists! 1...

When it comes to Wog Superstars, you don't get bigger than the Victorian heads that are Sooshi Mango! These 3 boys have revolutionised European humour over the past 5 years and are now touring around Australia in stadiums like Bon Jovi! Vlad flies down to Melbourne to eat Burek and drink 3 day old milk with Joe Salanitri, Carlo Salanitri & Andrew Manfre in this hilarious and immaculate in...

Back to wrap after a week of isolation, Vlad journeys through having Covidstropha, Novax Djokovic and his fleet of supporters VS The Government and their supporters, explains his catch phrases, gives birds and bees advice, what drives him to do what he does, some real estate catastropha & why we can't go much longer like this as a society. Active Pest Control Management (The Best against...

HAPPY 2022! Jumping into the new year right, Vlad rants about the past year and lessons learnt, the week between Xmas and NYE, recovering from a broken heart, how to palm off smug people, the problem with people turning into heathens for cash & getting his face smashed on a New Years Eve party!  Active Pest Control Management (The Best against Pests) Family owned, Sydney Metro, Pest Control Sp...

MERRY CHRISTMAS IMMAC VLADIATORS! Vlad goes for a walk through his Melbourne day adventure, eating borek with Sooshi Mango, getting spotted in a VL by a few lads, recounts moments from his wildest nights out, what he'd do if he won $50 million & being interrogated by bureaucratic robots at a local council for illegal dumping. Love to all, be merry! Active Pest Control Management (The Best...

Welcome, here's your VR goggles, Vlad rants on Tik Tok and the level of cringe and catastropha, what he'd do if his Mrs came home with a Sydney Reno, drinking alcohol at your wedding, gives some immaculate advice for new fathers, public schools VS private schools and the New World that we are actively constructing together. Active Pest Control Management (The Best against Pests) Family o...

Its not everyday you sit with the World UFC Featherweight Champion Alexander 'The Great' Volkanovski! Vlad cooks up a Macedonian feast for lunch then hits a Rakija and talks about being a young chubby footballer to becoming the. undefeated UFC champion, calling Conor McGregor out for a fight (lets do this, I'm the Promoter), the fighter mindset and much more! NOT TO BE MISSED! Activ...

Its nearly Christmas, so Vlad wraps some presents for you all! This week we walk through the Apple store to fix an iPad Mini Pro Max Extra 5.798, deal with a Russian IT freak, talk about the red flags in modern dating, fist fights, is Christmas overrated & how you want to be remembered after you die! Sign Up on the PATREON , exclusive episodes, bonus material and more! https://www.patreon.com/...

Recorded in the Audi in a garage on apple headphones, Vlad stitches about being on holiday with the kids, getting 60 mins a day or chill time, navigating through the trap of social media, meeting The Klumps at Kmart, catching fish with an Aussie guy called Gazza & going semi-viral on Tik Tok!  Sign Up on the PATREON , exclusive episodes, bonus material and more! https://www.patreon.com/mycousi...

Back to wrap with a classic pod, Vlad rants about going into the Metaverse, crypto kings and NFT billionaires, the current covid state of catastropha, why technology has made people go mental, dribbling mumble rappers falling asleep on the microphone & how his kids are basically demolition trucks trapped in a house.  Sign Up on the PATREON , exclusive episodes, bonus material and more! https:/...

Vlad sits down with international and local football legend Daniel Georgievski, covering Daniels journey from Western Sydney backyard soccer to playing against Cristiano Ronaldo, meeting and playing with Luka Modric, representing Macedonia in the national squad, living in Croatia as an 18 year old, being a star in Romania, his successful career in Australia A-League playing with Melbourne Victory,...

From money, success, booze, drugs and the high life , to inner peace, sobriety, happiness and life balance - Vlad chats with co-founder of Vision P/T and founder of Body Trim, Geoff Jowett . Geoff goes left on his past ways of life, his rise to financial success, running himself into the world of drugs, partying and alcohol, to what he is today, a coach and mentor to many, a lover of pets and hors...

Vlad sits down with Sydney music producer Warren Abela aka WAZA. Warren is a valiant hip hop producer, cutting samples over original compositions, has opened for Wu-Tang Clan, House of Pain, Machine Gun Kelly, played the iconic Big Day Out and had plenty songs spun on Triple J and community stations across the globe. They cover why people follow their passions, how ugly people usually end up honin...

Recorded while laying on his back, Vlad covers the past 3 weeks of having a destroyed back, how the Island Boys are modern day genius comedians, going on the worst date of his life, the biggest decision that changed his life & why the future is heading toward a cliff. Sign Up on the PATREON , exclusive episodes, bonus material and more! https://www.patreon.com/mycousinvlad SUPPORT THE SPONSORS...

Vlad sits down with Sydney comedy gun Anthony Salame, talking all things culture, getting bashed by your ethnic Dad, telling the truth in a torture chamber, eating French snails and fasolia, Chinese sweat shops, the trouble with being a man & being dumped by a little g*nga in a caravan park. About Anthony: From the UK to Lebanon, Canada, Singapore, Holland & New Zealand, Salame’s fresh tak...

FREEDOM WEEK! Vlad comes out of his house to find empty parks and crowded cafes, watch tradies gambling on sports, review a male contraceptive Ball Bath, discover Superman is bi-sexual, talks breaking bad habits, how we are addicted to dopamine & learns 99% of human history is filled with ugly people. Sign Up on the PATREON , exclusive episodes, bonus material and more! https://www.patreon.com...

This week Vlad gets physically abused by a little Chinese lady using as a massage therapist, takes his kids to the beach while his back is destroyed, gives advice about introducing your Mrs to your wog family, tells stories of having arguments with the Mrs over shit & gets ready for Australia to be let out of their house. Sign Up on the PATREON , exclusive episodes, bonus material and gifts! h...

This week heats up with Vlad covering all the political headlines and why we are in a state of catastropha,  Gladys Beridiclian quitting as Premier, answers questions about toxic people at work, what to do when friends talk behind your back & why a visit to the children's hospital humbled him. Sign Up on the PATREON , exclusive episodes, bonus material and gifts! https://www.patreon.com/m...

As the world turns, Vlad recounts the Melbourne tradie protests, how Ghandi booted the British out of India, a movie review of Blood Diamond, takes a trip back to Jesus' time & dreams about where he will move to when Australia is done.  Sign Up on the PATREON , exclusive episodes, bonus material and gifts! https://www.patreon.com/mycousinvlad SUPPORT THE SPONSORS OF THE PODCAST The Burek...

This week Vlad covers the red carpet of catastrophas at the Met Gala, documents the ramming session of A$AP Rocky and Rihanna, how Conor McMuffin nearly had a brawl with a toothbrush, tries to understand Patriotism/Nationalism better & the meaning of dreams. Sign Up on the PATREON , exclusive episodes, bonus material and gifts! https://www.patreon.com/mycousinvlad SUPPORT THE SPONSORS OF THE P...

20 years after 9/11, Vlad revisits where he was on that day, how the lockdown is buckling everyone, tells of his few near death experiences, reenacts a classic Wog family dinner altercation at his uncles house & how we all need to do P.O.T Sign Up on the PATREON , exclusive episodes, bonus material and gifts! https://www.patreon.com/mycousinvlad SUPPORT THE SPONSORS OF THE PODCAST The Burek Br...