Dirty Dads Podcast

Aaron is out, so Keegan jumps into the co-host chair as the guys tackle the riots in Belfast, debate the economics of Washington ferries, and accidentally invent the world's worst business empire: a bail bond company, bar, pawn shop, casino boat, and fitness ferry all rolled into one. Along the way they discuss car accidents, South African accents, World Cup soccer, Tiësto tickets, aging grace...

This week the Dirty Dads completely lose control from the opening minute. The boys dive into misunderstood jokes, bad monkey reviews, Vince Vaughn movies, Renfair takeover plans, boxer briefs vs. boxers, shotgun beers, sports trivia disasters, presidential history, concert bucket lists, and why no grown man should spend 10 minutes shaking after peeing.

This week the boys spiral from parental locks, screen time, gambling habits, and bad advice for kids into prison survival logic, cruise ship paranoia, waterfall-climbing fish, and an aggressively stupid plan to storm a Renaissance Faire and crown a new king. Completely unhinged, wildly unnecessary, and exactly the kind of chaos you’d expect.

The crew brings on Keegan and immediately derails into kilts, Scottish family patterns, fortune-telling reality TV, Ren Fair politics, fake teeth, Harry Potter, data centers, EDM nights, and whether Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey might secretly be brothers. It’s loose, chaotic, and very committed to the bit.

This episode is what happens when the dads probably should have rescheduled but absolutely did not. We bounce from platform meltdowns and day drinking to Sid Caesar, prostate health, short king science, movie arguments, prank stories, backyard upgrades, and a little casual geopolitical confusion for flavor. One of us is sick, one of us is over-served, and none of us stay on topic for more than thi...

The dads are back in rare form as Dan and Grant bounce from headlines and wild hypotheticals to hooker documentaries that should never exist, cousin discourse that definitely should not exist, and the eternal debate over tattoos, ticket prices, and grooming maintenance. Aaron briefly calls in to restore order, fails immediately, and helps steer the show straight back into chaos.

It’s been a while, but we’re back — and naturally we return with zero topics, plenty of nonsense, and full-on Dirty Dads chaos. This episode bounces from life being hectic and public speaking pressure to boomer takes, Camel Cash, late-night TV insanity, weird infomercials, Chuck Norris jokes, Steven Seagal slander, Conan love, and a truly terrible attempt to rebrand the show as “Triple DP.” Exactl...

The dads spiral fast—Wayne’s headphone failure becomes a TED Talk on dick geometry, locker-room towel etiquette, and Daniel’s bold thesis: body size has zero correlation to dick size. From there it’s ropes, loads, magnesium myths, sex logistics after 40, and a wild pivot to Jewish names, South African accents, diaspora stories, and Grant’s childhood performance of Daniel in the Lion’s Den during a...

The dads start classy: inventing a poop-sucking “fart box” for toilets, roasting fancy hotels with no bathroom fans, and ranting about the Netherlands sneakily claiming Caribbean “mountains.” Then the tone shifts hard as they dive deep into World War II, Auschwitz, Schindler’s List, and how terrifyingly efficient and documented the Holocaust really was—and why people still need to learn it. They b...

The dads come in hot: accidental balls-out FaceTime, Deez Nuts jokes from the kids, grower vs. shower debates, and blue-pill confessions. Then it swings hard into Epstein files, age gaps, and why anyone on “the list” should burn. Sprinkle in trashy Reno dreams, Thanksgiving fire stories (including a flaming baby Jesus), Viagra as a hearing aid, and a Die Hard + LCD Soundsystem homework assignment...

The dads kick things off joking about flying to Turkey for hairpieces, then dive into escaped herpes-B lab monkeys, cocaine-addicted test chimps, dolphin masturbation, and why being a Pharaoh with sand-bread teeth would actually suck. Aaron recounts a suburban traffic meltdown featuring a “Don’t shoot me!” guy, they spiral into fears about World War III, kids getting hurt, layoffs, and AI taking e...

Aaron returns and chaos immediately follows. The dads bounce from sad-bunny life metaphors to White House bulldozers, Louvre heists, Volvo worship, and inappropriate animal hypotheticals. There’s locker-room anatomy analysis, Halloween costume drama, Jewish divorce loopholes, acronym rants, Nutcracker debates, and a heated showdown on the sexiest cars on the road. It’s unfiltered, stupid, hilariou...

The Dads start with Jim Carrey (In Living Color to Man on the Moon), zig into a grunge-history argument that somehow ropes in Living Colour, then plunge headfirst into the world’s most chaotic detours—kink theories, “please-don’t-try-this” hypotheticals, and a PSA on why danger ≠ sexy. We cleanse the palate with toothless-dog lore, needy-pup behavior, and an earnest 10-minute breakdown of cookies,...

The Dirty Dads return for another gloriously unhinged ride — kicking things off with a full-on debate about the “Fetfold” and Grant’s pitch for a nonprofit called Belts for Druggies (“so we don’t have to see so much crack”). From there, the guys philosophize on the difference between bitches and hoes, swap stories of youthful debauchery, and pitch a sex therapist guest before spiraling into a wild...

The Dirty Dads dive headfirst into chaos as they debate everything from Lithuanian Corgi meetups to the finer points of bathroom etiquette. After a heated discussion about Queen Elizabeth's passing (news to one host), the trio spirals through South African history, dissects the comedic genius of the 2004 "Starsky & Hutch" movie, and somehow lands on method acting techniques. Between arguments...

The Dirty Dads spiral through another glorious mess of a show—celebrating the heroic act of finishing a pen, debating trips to Berlin (lederhosen optional), and plotting how many dads it would take to take down Jason Momoa. Along the way: looting rants, O.J. nostalgia, fainting goats, squash vs. pickleball, celebrity fan clubs, and why Grant may or may not be dressing as a German party girl for Ha...

In this episode of the Dirty Dads podcast, the hosts dive into a candid conversation about societal perceptions, humor, and the complexities of human relationships. From addressing feedback on their humor style to exploring the nuances of personal experiences, the discussion is both raw and insightful. Tune in for a blend of humor, honesty, and thought-provoking dialogue that challenges convention...

Sorry for the repost - Audio issues We send our love to the Osbourn Family and talk a bit about Ozzy. Fly High Rock God! Epstein, how do you not talk about it... Aaron is back from Espana and laugh at each other's expense. And we swear, we didn't kill Hogan by talking about him

Another week with more laughs! Is flatulence really all that funny? Aaron thinks so! Grant wants to talk about sexuality and so many more topics.

We're late, we're tired but here we are! Nice to be back together after so much time away from the mic. Grant went to Vegas, Aaron went to Vegas....Dan stayed back to watch from the sidelines.

We have been busy and slow to post but we're back in our seats with another trio episode that was great to jump back in to. More banter and more laughs!

We were missing A-A Ron on our show but we came in with heavy laughs. Pete Hegseth, DT, stories from our past and a few Dirty Dad subjects that are sure to bring a smile to your face!

Richard from @3ClicksMedia joins the show today! We talk about finding people in dryers, giraffe parks, Kool and the Gang, and Showgirls. Join us for some laughs in this hilarious episode.

Join us for a hilarious episode where Grant tells us about his friend in the Strawberry Fields. We dive into The Police, Revenge of the Nerds, and some hilarious bantering about what's In, what's Out and other funny topics.

Kicking off in 2025, we're glad to be back! We dive into Thievery Corporation, Dazed and Confused, some weird news with Aaron and How many names does Grant have...?