The Dice Will Roll Crew

Dice Will Roll

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Welcome to Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions, like... Is it cannibalism to eat a polymorphed chicken? Or is it morally okay to kiss a Goblin? What's the worst thing that could happen if we split the party? We're a group of four friends who team up every week to play Pathfinder and be hopelessly queer the whole way through! From getting 4 Nat 1's in a row, to standing up to the darkest forces of the multiverse- Dice Will Roll is here to Keep it Rollin'! Email: dicewillroll@gmail.com Get extra loot on our Patreon!

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Dec 23, 2025

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Episodes

Extinction Curse Ep. 30: Dancers & Dustclouds 16.02.2021

Pugs and pugs and pugs! The town of Matten Cleave is about to watch the show of a lifetime... as are half the shoony population of Fenry! What delights await them? Heavenly music? Flying horses? MONSTER ATTACKS? We've got it all! And yet, all eyes are on the horizon with the Wellspring Tower, home of the second Aeon Orb, stands. The land around the dying light is bone dry, and the once bountiful w...

Extinction Curse Ep. 29: Pastures & Popcorn 08.02.2021

Candy! Get your candy here! We got taffy, we got liquorice, we got Monster Energy Drink... and if you stick around, there'll even be a grand circus show this week! The Circus has come to Matten Cleave, the center of a sprawling expanse of farmsteads, and our heroes are preparing to put on a good show! Rumours of mysterious deaths, dying land and ancient towers float through town... but that can wa...

Extinction Curse Ep. 28: Shoonies & Shudders 01.02.2021

Home on the range! The Wandering Three is taking the wagon trail up to Matten Cleave, a farming town in the Swardlands to put on a good show and look for the elusive Aeon Towers. What amazing sights will they see on the way? Beautiful hills, as far as the eyes can see? Local culture, with their homely ways of life? Unsettling, rotting shacks with an aura of malice that just whispers "I have not le...

Extinction Curse Ep. 27: Big Tops & Bull-Men 25.01.2021

Down to business! The Circus is at the start of their tour of the Swardlands, beginning in Kerrick, a seaside port and a bustling hub of prosperity! But our heroes have their own business to attend to too; namely, the troubling investigation brought to them by the mayor about a certain haunting experience he's been experiencing. But is the truth all there? Is there something he isn't telling us? I...

Extinction Curse Ep. 26: Farmlands & Funerals 18.01.2021

ROAD TRIP! The Circus of Wayward Wonders is taking the show on the road, and heading to the Isle of Kortos! The serene Swardlands await them, an idealistic community of towns, farms and plains that look too beautiful to be real. The city of Kerrick awaits with open arms, and the Wandering Three prepare to entertain the masses and seek out the failing Aeon Orbs that once kept this land so bountiful...

Extinction Curse Ep. 25: Catfolk & Curtain Calls 11.01.2021

COME ONE, COME ALL, TO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SPECTACLE ON THIS SIDE OF ABSALOM: MISTRESS DUSKLIGHT'S CELESTIAL MENAGERIE! We have a very special performance for you tonight: the Circus of Washed Up Wonder's Blundering Three have come to pay us a visit! They've slain celestial beauties, they've stolen from babies, they've even made a real mess of one of my favorite performers (Booo!), but the show has...

Extinction Curse Ep. 24: Mazes & Moon Moles 04.01.2021

Enter the Heavenly Gallery, where angels sing and sublime spectacles like no other will shock your very soul! Closing in on the wicked catfolk ringmaster who's kidnapped their friend, the Wandering Three now make their way through a labyrinth of weird and wonderful obstacles from the Celestial Menagerie! Clowns as big as houses? Fortune-telling dummies? Lions, tigers & bears? Oh my! The clock is t...

Extinction Curse Ep. 23: Rescues & Revelry 28.12.2020

We're here to save our friend! Wait, you want to be rescued too? Jeez, you're the 4th person today who's asked us to do that! What the hell is going on, why do so many people here need to be saved? Could it be that this evil circus run by a sadistic catwoman and her greedy minions will hurt anyone they come into contact with? How horrible! Hot on the tail of Mistress Dusklight, our heroes are enco...

Extinction Curse Ep. 22: Satyrs & Sensations 21.12.2020

Justice has been done! With evidence against their capricious former employer, the Circus of Wayward Wonders now can live contently knowing that Mistress Dusklight is to be put behind bars for her crimes, and her Celestial Menagerie to be shut down for good. At last, the Wandering Three can put the past behind them, grow as people and save the world alongside the Greatest Show on All Of Golarion!...

Extinction Curse Ep. 21: Chronicles & Crusaders 17.12.2020

The past is riddled with secrets long forgotten to man. You are just the latest in a line of countless lives that were more or less like yours, and so is everyone in the world. But you're probably the first one to be a clown elf with magic powers from god that has to fight dinosaur people. Yeah, that's most likely a first. The Wandering Three continue their excursion through Moonstone Hall, seekin...

Extinction Curse Ep. 20: Ghosts & Grails 07.12.2020

The dead just won't stay dead, lately. First, wicked dinosaur folk make their way from the bowels of the Earth, bringing bloody extinction with them. Then, the legacy of a dead god slowly comes back to haunt those who outlived him. Now there's LITERALLY a ghostly priest of the aforementioned dead god is literally following the party around and nagging them. Jeez, how much more on the nose can you...

Extinction Curse Ep. 19: Priests & Poltergeists 30.11.2020

Back in my day, people used to do things RIGHT! They built GLORIOUS churches to the God of Mankind, and spent all their free time praying to him! Nowadays, they just say that he's dead, and let old forgotten bastions of his faith fall into obscurity and become a hiding place for troglodyte demon-cultists! The nerve! Have they no respect for their history? The Wandering Three have befriended a quas...

Extinction Curse Ep. 18: Temples & Twirls 24.11.2020

The best way to ignore a problem is to put it away. So how do you ignore the death of the God your nation was sworn to worship? You put it away. Beneath the city of Escadar lies a sprawling undercity of temples and churches of Aroden long since abandoned- and it's here that our heroes have come in search of answers. Why did the Xulgath come to the farming town of Abberton? What was their interest...

Behind the Rolls: Dice Will Roll x Beadle & Grimm Special! 22.11.2020

BEHOLD, TRAVELERS! A BOOK THAT CONTAINS YOUR ENTIRE LIFE'S STORY! FROM LEVEL 1 TO LEVEL 20, THIS JOURNAL TELLS TALES OF YOUR ADVENTURES AS YOU GROW IN POWER AND- hey, this sounds a LOT like the book of Kingmaker from season 1. That's a funny coincidence, isn't i- IS THAT MATTHEW LILLARD FROM SCOOBY DOO?! There's a LOT going on in this very special crossover episode, everyone. Like, a LOT. AGAIN: H...

Extinction Curse Ep. 17: Paladins & Prophecies 16.11.2020

Destiny awaits! You are the chosen one! Follow your fate! God, could you get more cliche? The Wandering Three are looking for Moonstone Temple in order to follow up on some loose ends left in Abberton, and to do so, they need to go to some people who know the past better than anyone else: really, really old folk. It's a blast from the past as Royari meets up with the Order of Saint Sarnax, the ver...

Extinction Curse Ep. 16: Shimmers & Showstoppers 09.11.2020

It's time for some downtime! Our heroes have a week to prepare for one of the most important nights of their lives: the Opening Night of the Circus of Wayward Wonders and their show in Escadar! Rivals lurk, and monsters prowl... and all the while, the circus has to practice, advertise and sell tickets! Clear the monsters from the Southern Swamp? Research the grim secrets surrounding the Xulgath? P...

Extinction Curse Ep. 15: Warts & Wolves 02.11.2020

Who doesn't love a good camping trip? Out in the wilds, fires burning, friends all around... it's a real dream come true! Or is it a nightmare for the Circus of Wayward Wonders, when they realize they aren't the only ones out here? Beasts prowl the woods around the land given to the circus to put on a show outside of Escadar, and it isn't exactly safe out here at night. It's up to our clowny compa...

Halloween Special 2020: Mysteries & Mosquitoes 31.10.2020

50 years ago, something horrible came to the sleepy town of Shimmerford. With glowing red eye, six long, handles arms and buzzing, mosquito like wings, a creepy cryptid known today only as The Mosquito Witch brought with her dread and panic that rocked the little village. But soon, fear turned to curiosity, and the townsfolk started celebrating her as a folk story, bringing in monster hunters from...

Extinction Curse Ep. 14: Ports & Pickpockets 26.10.2020

We're taking the show to the Big City! After battling Dinosaur People and receiving divine powers from a Dead God back in Abberton, the Wandering Three is leading the Circus of Wayward Wonders back to their home town of Escadar. Here, sea salt can be smelt in the air, pavement and cobblestone lie underfoot and wicked crooks lurk around every corner. History absolutely has its eyes on you here, whe...

Extinction Curse Ep. 13: Godlings & Glory 19.10.2020

A star rotates the peak of the Erran Tower, and our heroes- Royari San Sarnax, Volio Via and Eriato Bati- face off against a gruesomely scarred xulgath bearing demonic runes carved into his flesh and a massive stone hammer. The faith of their home lies within this battle; should they fail, the primeval troglodytes will destroy the life-giving Aeon Orb left to us by a dead god, dooming the Isle of...

Extinction Curse Ep. 12: Scales & Succubi 12.10.2020

LOOK OUT, WANDERING THREE! HOTTED BOOBS UP AHEAD! TITS, BIG ONES! The seductress behind the slaughter has revealed herself, and slowly the conspiracy behind the murder of the Circus of Wayward Wonder's ringmaster is revealed. Murderous druids, demon cults, dinosaur people... we just wanted to put a show on, man! But now as our heroes fight for the fate of the Isle of Erran, one thing is abundantly...

Extinction Curse Ep. 11: Troglodytes & Time Warps 05.10.2020

CLOWNS VERSUS DINOSAURS! The Circus of Wayward Wonders encounters their new great foe; the treasonous troglodytes, the ancient dinosaur-like cave-dwellers known as the Xulgath. But what is their goal in the Erran Tower? What does a bunch of devolved lizards care about with a monument to a dead god? Get outta here, dinosaurs! This is a CIRCUS campaign! That's why it's called Extinction Cu- oh, no....

Extinction Curse Ep. 10: Fossils & Fields 28.09.2020

Climb the tower, save the world! The Wandering Three have found a grave secret about the Island of Erran, and it's up to them to investigate further to prevent the lands from slowly draining in vitality! The ancient tower left by the dead god keeps countless secrets inside it... but who are its new denizens? What secrets do THEY hide? What role did they have in the demons that have been plaguing t...

Extinction Curse Ep. 9: Half-Fiends & Hellraisers 21.09.2020

GHOULS!! The Wandering Three have found themselves in a crypt full of cannibalistic undead intent on feasting on their flesh! They didn't sign up for this! They signed up to find the last demon in the Hermitage of Blessed Lightning, so they could enter the main temple and take on the wicked priestess who started this whole debacle, and there's NO sign of-- ohhhh, the last demon is probably one of...

Extinction Curse Ep. 8: Demons & Druids 14.09.2020

Raze the lands and grow daisies from the ashes! That's the plan of the cabal of diabolists that our heroes find themselves up against! Infiltrating the Hermitage of Blessed Lightning, the Wandering Three must cleanse this once holy place of abyssal influence if they want to rescue its former leader and stop whatever's going on here... but man, are there a lot of unanswered questions! What's with t...

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