The Dice Will Roll Crew
Dice Will Roll
Welcome to Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions, like... Is it cannibalism to eat a polymorphed chicken? Or is it morally okay to kiss a Goblin? What's the worst thing that could happen if we split the party? We're a group of four friends who team up every week to play Pathfinder and be hopelessly queer the whole way through! From getting 4 Nat 1's in a row, to standing up to the darkest forces of the multiverse- Dice Will Roll is here to Keep it Rollin'! Email: dicewillroll@gmail.com Get extra loot on our Patreon!
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Dec 23, 2025
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Extinction Curse Ep. 7: Sanctums & Slurks 07.09.2020 2:15:50
Ah yes, the famed destination of many a circus throughout history: a hermitage filled with demon-worshiping nature cultists! The Wandering Three have uncovered the unsettling truth about the nature of the Hermitage of Blessed Lightning, and need to race to their cliff-side hideout to rescue the hapless mayor who went to investigate them. This is all kind of a lot to put on the shoulders of some tr...
Extinction Curse Ep. 6: Rivals & Runes 31.08.2020 2:02:51
ANOTHER circus has come to town?! What the hell! That's bull! What? Boo! Get out of here, you clowns! And not the good type of clowns, like us! The bad type of clowns, like Republicans! Former friends and present foes have shown up on the streets of Abberton, laying claim to the turf that the Circus of Wayward Wonders has already rightfully claimed! But is now really the best time? We're kind of i...
Extinction Curse Ep. 5: Taverns & Troupes 24.08.2020 1:58:56
There's definitely something going on in this town! As the Wandering Three continue their investigation into Abberton, more and more weird stuff keeps coming up. Animals don't usually just run wild like this. Cemeteries don't tend to be demon infested. And now you're telling me that the suspicious number of missing persons aren't just people skipping town? For their next trick, the mystery solving...
Extinction Curse Ep. 4: Vandals & Vermleks 17.08.2020 2:23:39
Oh boy, I love going to church! Circuses and churches go hand in hand together, right? Yeah. Yeah! The Wandering Three are checking out some of the weird happenings in the sleepy town of Abberton, from murderous druids to rampaging boars... and apparently, there's a weird smell coming from the local bank-church! That sounds promising! Nothing bad has EVER happened in a church. Weird smells, creepy...
Extinction Curse Ep. 3: Bargains & Boars 10.08.2020 1:59:44
You have to be pretty desperate to turn to the circus to solve your problems, right? But these seem to be some pretty desperate circumstances indeed! Riding the wave of success from bringing justice to the crimes committed against them, The Circus of Wayward Wonders has even more trouble on their plate when the town hears about their skills and turns to them for help. Missing people? Weird weather...
Extinction Curse Ep. 2: Mice & Music 03.08.2020 2:31:52
The show might have ended, but the adventure has only just started! Hot off the tails of a successful show, the Circus of Wayward Wonders now has a new task ahead of them: a murder investigation! Someone tried very hard to ruin the circus performance with lethal consequences, and now the Wandering Three must grab their comically oversized magnifying glasses and crack the case! Who had rats gnaw th...
Extinction Curse Ep. 1: Carnivals & Clowns 30.07.2020 2:27:27
ROLL UP! ROLL UP! Come one, come all, and see the greatest show on all of Golarion! The Circus of Wayward Wonders has come to town, ready to put on the show of a lifetime and leave behind their turmoil and bring mirth and glee to the hearts of those who see them perform. But as our motley crew of performers, travelers and adventurers get ready for the big show, tragedy strikes... and it becomes ap...
Doomsday Dawn Ep. 5: Stars & Strangers 10.07.2020 58:37
Gross!! Our heroes face off against more than they bargained for in the depths of the Ashen Ossuary. They were prepared for a Hobgoblin, maybe even a Vampire... but this thing isn't either of those! And somehow, the horrific creature they're up against is the least of their worries... is there more going on than meets the eye? Probably, but all our audio was wiped in a Harddrive Crash after this,...
Doomsday Dawn Ep. 4: Statues & Sand 09.07.2020 1:16:07
What's a good dungeon without a good trap? Traps make the dungeon. And if there's no traps, it's not a dungeon-- it's just a big basement. But there ARE traps in this dungeon, so it isn't a basement at all. What were we talking about, again? Oh, right! Hey, our adventurers are still going through a dungeon. That's what this episode is about! Hopefully there's no terrifying revelations or stuff, th...
Doomsday Dawn Ep. 3: Quasits & Queers 08.07.2020 49:11
Damn, Dice Will Roll, back at it again with the Doomsday Dawn miniseries! Remastered and rereleased, our heroes venture deeper into the Ashen Ossuary, making some new discoveries and some frankly chilling secrets along the way! Whatever the problem is with this goblin tunnel... it's starting to look less and less like a vampire. And that's not necessarily a good thing! Necks get inspected. Idols...
Doomsday Dawn Ep. 2: Slimes & Sewers 07.07.2020 55:40
It's the second episode of our rerelease of a remastered Pathfinder Playtest, recorded two years ago... and now, we're actually playing Pathinder instead of talking to NPCs! Exciting, right? Our heroes make their way into the Ashen Ossuary beneath the house of a beleaguered noblewoman in search of a stolen artifact... to stop a vampire hobgoblin, or something? I guess? Goblins don't tend to be ver...
Doomsday Dawn Ep. 1: Playtests & Peril 06.07.2020 52:16
Blast from the past! In this very special Dice Will Roll miniseries, we're going back to where the show all began: Doomsday Dawn, an adventure made to playtest Pathfinder 2nd Edition while it was still brand new. Follow the gang as we play the system for the first time with a gallery of unlikely heroes delving into a mysterious tunnel pit beneath the home of a noblewoman in the city of Manigmar. D...
Kingmaker Retrospective 24.06.2020 56:22
And they all lived happily ever after. A retrospective, recorded moments after the final episode of Kingmaker. Join us as we cry, think back to how Kingmaker all began, and look to the future for what comes next in Dice Will Roll: Season 2. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/suppo...
Kingmaker Ep. 80: Faerie Queens & Forever Afters 22.06.2020 2:16:38
Once upon a time, there was a wicked queen who lived in a castle deep in the woods. The queen had looked into her future, and there she saw that one day, three heroes would smite her down with a blade made of her own heart. She rose in defiance of her story, and tried fight it, but time and time again, her actions only furthered the tale. Now, with the three heroes she helped to create facing her...
Pride Flag One-Shot: Shrieks & Shivers 19.06.2020 2:35:02
SING FOR ME, MY ANGEL OF MUSIC! In the mist-choked lands of Ustalav, shadows hide unknowable secrets and bumps in the night are rarely coincidences. But when the going gets too spooky to handle... everyone needs a hero to call upon. And who ya gonna call?! In a very special one-shot for Pride Week 2020, in association with Prism Pals and their Pride Flag series, join Dice Will Roll as we take on t...
Kingmaker Ep. 79: Unicorns & Utopias 15.06.2020 2:03:41
Face the fury of the first world! One final opponent stands between the Kingmakers and finally challenging the Green Lady herself- Phomandala, the Wicked Jabbermedusa! Also, two Tane! You know, those powerful fey godlings that practically change the world around them to be like the First World? Like a Jabberwock, but not quite! Actually, Phomandala is like a Jabberwock, but not quite, too... what'...
Kingmaker Ep. 78: Angels & Anguish 08.06.2020 2:04:48
SHE KILLED A MEPHIT! NOW SHE'S GONE TOO FAR! The Kingmakers continue their exploration of the sprawling mansion of the House at the Edge of Time, seeking out the Green Lady so they can put an end to her reign of terror once and for all! But her cruelty is truly greater than any of our heroes could have accounted for, and each new room they explore while seeking her out brings only new insights int...
Kingmaker Ep. 77: Mansions & Mephits 01.06.2020 2:17:32
ENTER THE FINAL DUNGEON! A House on the Edge of Time looms before the Kingmakers. Filled with wicked fey magic, tragic tales and a flow of time that just doesn't seem to work right, the throne of Nyrissa, the Green Lady, is finally upon our heroes. Faced against the most powerful Fey Queen the Stolen Lands- and maybe the world?- has ever seen, our heroes are filled with fear and tension as they pr...
Kingmaker Ep. 76: Towers & Terrors 25.05.2020 1:59:18
Every time you read a book, there comes a point where you realise you are running out of pages. Will the story be able to end itself with all it has left? It leaves you on the edge of your seat, ready to see the conclusion. And then, sometimes, the last few pages get torn out by a ferocious guardian creature intent on stopping you from finishing the book! Facing off against the pit from which thei...
Kingmaker Ep. 75: Worms & Witches 18.05.2020 2:06:16
Don't split the party! The frantic advise of many a gamer. But what do you do when the party is split against your wishes? Our heroes are spread through the Thousandbreaths thanks to the nefarious actions of the wicked Nightmare Rook, and now our heroes find themselves split up- with Alden and Ichor facing down the freaky Coagulated Worm Oozes of the Mire, and Kaska alone against the Nightmare Roo...
Kingmaker Ep. 74: Frights & Frost Giants 11.05.2020 1:55:39
The First World- a plane of overwhelming positive energy, where life sprouts and grows in weird and wild ways. The home of the Fey... and now, the latest stomping ground of the Kingmakers. As our heroes search the untamed wilds for their longtime foe, they must overcome terrible tasks- from giant, pulsing fungus giants, to shadowy ice priests, to unrelenting nightmares... and who knows what the Pa...
Kingmaker Ep. 73: Glades & Goodbyes 04.05.2020 2:02:04
Every story has a beginning, middle and end... and this one approaches its end. After successfully protecting their kingdom from the interdimensional scourge of the Season of Bloom, the Kingmakers can finally move onto the offence, bringing their fight to the dreaded Green Lady themselves! But with a Fey Queen, that can only mean one thing... leaving their world behind and following her into the F...
Kingmaker Ep. 72: Jinxes & Jabberwocks 27.04.2020 2:00:29
BEWARE THE JABBERWOCK, MY SON! THE JAWS THAT BITE! THE CLAWS THAT CATCH! The Season of Bloom is ending... but not before one last legendary fight against one of the most fearsome foes of the First World... the Jabberwock! This monstrous Tane has only rarely had survivors to its monstrous rampages, and it's headed directly for Levet's Crossing; the same place the Kingmakers started their journey th...
Kingmaker Ep. 71: Dragons & Doomsdays 20.04.2020 2:14:43
There comes a time in every adventurer's life that they must take their sword and live out the fantasy of every legendary hero... slay a dragon! And while all this is well and good... isn't the task before the Kingmakers today a little much? After getting a distress call from the Nomen Centaurs of Varnhold, the Kingmakers must travel to the other side of the country to face down a mighty foe. But...
Kingmaker Ep. 70: Gardens & Goblins 15.04.2020 2:08:43
Boom! Boom! The Season of the Bloom is starting to draw close to the end, and our heroes have finally awoken their most powerful weapon yet. Nothing can stop the Kingmakers now! But the fight is far from over yet; as much research as they do to try to prepare, there's little they can do but wait as the final Blooms begin to grow. And when a mysterious door appears in the middle of the royal libra...
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