Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e Podcast

Acclaimed mathematician and trombonist Amberlane Dumbelsnitch returns to DPR for the third lecture in his series of twelve. This eighteen hour extravaganza is a meditation on the irrationality of the square root of 2, featuring many untethered Trombone improvisations, and a rather racist diatribe on Carl Frederick Gauss. Don’t miss it!   Additional Artwork & Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/p...

DPR delves into the unexplored world of septic tank spelunking with Dwarvish daredevil Max Snorkel. Find out about all the best sewers to try for your first spelunking session or, for the more experienced spelunkers, the seven hottest pits of effluence in the Greymeade region. Plus the four best methods for sluicing your wet suit... You won't believe how much number 3 will improve your libido! Add...

‘Squirrelled away’ It may surprise you to learn that the woodland creature was actually named after the popular saying, and not the other way around, as is commonly believed. This misconception has been attributed to Friar Farnables Boyce. We spoke with Farnables’ Mother, who described her son posthumously as “a good boy that had big swing at life, but missed.” Additional Artwork & Credits: http:/...

Christ on a bike we have a good show for you. We here at DPR have been twerking wirelessly bringing you what you want. We’ve been at the annual Tumpty bake off for their sequicentenial celebrations, we’ve been to the Crosswinds delta looking into arcane perch poisoning, we’ve been to the Yumangi Gorgon Dome for BludFest ‘49. What more do you want? Is it scantily dressed women? If so, not cool. Add...

This week DPR are broadcasting from the Depths of Despair at their third annual charity sack race. Will Glont The Mighty Immolator be able to defend his hard-won title? Or will one of his host of challengers hop themselves to glory in the name of some very sick kids? Pristynn The Destroyer of Worlds, Animals, and All Things, shares her experience of last year’s Egg and Spoon controversy and begs h...

Tradition dictates much of our lives. The milestones we choose to celebrate, the aspirations we work towards, the very structure of our lives is shaped by tradition. But who decided? Why did they know better? And when has a tradition passed its use by date? We asked three old white men and thankfully they have all the answers. Phew, where would we be without them? Additional Artwork & Credits: htt...

If you are jumping in at episode 23, listen to this first for a quick catch up on what has happened up to this point. Thanks for listening to Dice Paper Role - A Dungeons and Dragons Comedy Podcast! www. DicePaperRole.com

Romfong Blimplenibbs speaks... After 31 long years of wrongful imprisonment within the feared cells of LorgGol, this week Ms. Blimplenibbs was at last released. Romfong tells her brutal story in full for the first time, in this uncensored DPR exclusive. Also, there are loads of cats about at this time of year, what’s the go with that? Is it mostly fine? It’s probably mostly fine.   Credits & Artwo...

DPR brings you an exclusive preview of the long awaited 13th studio album of legendary experimental rockers Primus. ‘Sluice out the Turd’ is the album that barely got made, mainly due to the band’s crippling Pokémon Go addiction. Luckily for us, they didn’t understand micro transactions so they’ve had to down their devices and pick up their instruments to pay off Les Claypool’s Pikachu. We’re glad...

What’s the value of a true friend? This week on DPR we find out by selling our good mate Eamonn’s organs for bitcoin. Also Shanzelar Bansbury deprives herself of sleep for your entertainment, and for the first time on the airwaves we bring you a selection of cured meats.   Credits & Podcast Artwork: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-20-ol-ambush-reach-around/

This week we bring you tales from the guards of R.H.E.E.M. Sgt. Brownlips and Constable Crumberstool are back and sweatier than ever as they go undercover with the Flushpumper gang, attempting to take down the notorious Biscuits Laxman and his daughter Phil. We also hear from Captain Joe Scrampockets as she ruthlessly examines cosmetics mega-corp Bluve amidst reports of full scale experimental Gob...

A New Year, a new you! Are you sick and tired of waking up doing the same old job being the same old boring Andrew? You’re not alone, everyone hates being Andrew. DPR brings you an exclusive report on the life swapping trade. We meet Bimbers Rombastacorn (not their real name) who deals in lives and bodies. Bimbers promises he can find you a new life, the life of your dreams...but is the price too...

Merry Hogsbreakfast from DPR! This week we bring in the holiday season by reporting directly from the sidelines of the traditional Shadefall Cockatrice races - which festive Coc will you back this year? Big Red? The Purple Thunder? Jowly Jefferson? - We give you detailed sideline analysis and all the up to date odds from famous Cockatrice trainer Jon Reremy. Also in our holiday special, we taste a...

Caught between a roc and a hard place? Lost your arms in battle? Never thought you’d live long enough to need a pension but now all you can afford is the occasional quince? Call us at Wombidge, Wombidge, Bilson, and Borge and we’ll be sure to find you someone to sue, or a free puppy is yours, that’s our guarantee. Someone sued or a free puppy with no questions asked...no questions asked. None... W...

A lonely coin in a beggar’s cup, two infants in winter without any shoes, three lifetimes of indentured servitude...This is what the “Twelve Days of Christmas” may have been like had it been written by Charles Dickens. Of course it wasn’t, and this week on DPR we ask the question: Why?   Episode art & credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/orikis-sore-throat/

This week on Dedicated to Profit Radio: an exclusive interview with Pisson Erbak Bobblebottom - the Gnome bard you might know from such hits as "My Faithful Shitland Pony", "Stew", and "Coconuts Have So Many Uses". We hear his take on the current state of music and his tips for giving the perfect massage.   Episode art work & credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-14-devalas-behest/

Hey. Hey, you. Yeah you. Stand yourself up. Go on, get yourself up....good. When’s the last time you looked in the mirror? I mean had a really good proper look, objectively? Whaddya see? Whaddya see there? Imagine you were meeting yourself for the first time... What do you look like? That’s right... a real piece of shit. New, Eau De Walt by Dolce & Goblana   http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/ep...

This week on DPR we explore the broader causality of it all. What made it? Who made it? and Why is milk so cheap? Stick around for the third hour as we dive into the ethics of Bluumber Ponching the Snude, the latest craze amongst the kiddy crab men of Cwumbottuck.   Episode Art & Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-12-werewolves-wobble-boards

This week on DPR: We go undercover into the dark and hairy underground world of Halfling bacon smugglers. High demand for second breakfast and an unstable pork supply drive this lucrative black market trade. For the first time, hear exclusive interviews with ring leader O'ham I bin Larding, halfling mouthpiece Porklene Hamson, and disgraced butcher and noted crocheter Irma Baconovitch. Episode art...

We welcome DPR's newest host, Bonston Quimensack, as he gets sensual with a brand new program. This week he's chatting to trout farmer and massive racist Pewpers Gondersnoot about her life and surname - which it turns out means 'biscuit' in her native tongue. Cuddle up and get warm under the Quilt with Quimensack.   Additional artwork & full credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-10...

Sandals vs Thongs. The ultimate casual footwear showdown. It really comes down to whether you are comfortable with that bit that sits between your toes. Listen in to hear our expert panel nail down the facts with Cobbler and renowned foot fetishist Jim "ToeJam" McCarthy, owner of "The Athlete's Foot" Toeny Archiball, and my mate Reg from the pub.   Additional artwork and full credits: http://www.d...

Crack out the tissues Peristerophiles, this week DPR goes bird watching! It's all things avian as we broadcast from the 405th annual 'Bompy Bird and Pickle Festival'. Hosted once again by our very own esteemed feather fanciers: Bill "The Bird" Bubbage and Tanya "3 Piece Feed" Fernandez. Bless. Additional artwork and full credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-8-if-the-glaive-fits/

To prick the sausage or not to prick the sausage? Is there an issue more divisive? This week DPR chats with butcher and big time meat bag Pierce Snagman from the No campaign who claims that sausage juice cures cancer, although he does admit he may be a wee bit biased! Additional artwork & full credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-7-booyagh/

This week we come to you live from multi-millionaire lich, Bo Bofner's mansion, for the annual Pinup Ghoul of the year awards! The pageant will once again be judged by the controversial Xanathar, who last year spectacularly awarded the top prize to Gorsnatch, the undead troll considered by most experts to be the ugliest creature in all the realm, proving once again that beauty really is in the eye...

DPR Unplugged brings you an acoustic set from the one and only Snatch Perimeter. Reunited after 133 bitter years with the surviving members of The Electric Justice, they play stripped back renditions of all their classics. Hear "Scunder's Pleasure" or the boogie-woogie anthem of the forties "Sporty Haughty Naughty Noughts", like you've never heard them before. Mmmmmmm.   Additional episode ar...