Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e Podcast

DPR make a new friend, discuss the benefits of various types of cookie and then raise the roof on the sleepy town of Barovia with a friendly fireball and some unsolicited door knocking. You know, just totally normal dungeons and dragons stuff. https://www. DicePaperRole.com  

DPR roll into Barovia in style, riding in the good Dr's carriage. It should be a smooth journey, but the road is bumpy, the night is dark, and we are all dumb as hell.   Join us as we ruin your favorite Dungeons and Dragons module - Curse of Strahd https://www. DicePaperRole.com  

Dice Paper Role travel to the land of Barovia with new original* characters, brand new theme music, and a newfound ambivalence towards editing. Listen to this Dungeons and Dragons horror campaign be brought to life, or if not life then definitely some form of jerky, slightly rotten afterlife** *semi-original **not technically or legally life https://www. DicePaperRole.com  

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Journey into the wild realm of an unplugged game at the DPR table. See what it is like to play with us when we let loose. And by god, it is one loose game of Dungeons and Dragons. Joined by friend of the show Robby Anderson, hear us tear Dan's game plans apart from the very first line of dialogue. Hear his tears pitter-patter on the table as he runs a one hour game over three hours. Feel our delig...

Your correspondent Scuffy McDags reports from shopping centre ground zero with an in depth piece into the poo ticket pandemonium. Scruffy will dive deep into the septic environment of the weekly shop, fearlessly finding out who has a clean behind and who... doesn’t. Credits:  http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-book-ii-chapter-23-part-ii-escape-room/  ‎

Ghost trains. Chugging through the night on spectral rails, spewing noxious gas into the air. Where did they come from? We don't have actual trains? Will it affect your property value? Find out by signing up for a free property valuation with Pinot Puppetman. No strings attached. Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-book-ii-chapter-22-law-order-multiverse/

According to known fusspot and bleeding heel, Alan Bloodspatter, the world is on fire. But surely the world has always been on fire, and if not on fire, then at least a smouldering wreck. As renowned bloodhound, Fido Mammal said in 1996: the roof is on fire. Proof that some places were previously on fire. Also it's raining. Now pass me my briefcase marked "coal money" and I will be on my way. Dice...

Let's revel in the post Christmas lunch malaise. Join the Tight 5 as we recline in the comfy chair, undo our pants, and let it all hang out. We warm up our eleventh snifter of brandy and stuff one last mince pie in our collective gob. Things are about to get festively loose.    

It's Christmas, and our gift to our DM Dan is to take his painstakingly crafted game, tear the neatly applied wrapping paper off, then throw the game aside like another pair of new socks. Listen as we ruin the season by punching the little drummer boy in the face. The Tight 5 are in a festive mood and ready mix up the nog, lay down a thick yule log, and argue with our racist uncle over dinner. Dic...

Driven by a desire for justice. Seeking answers to a dark past. Jemima Jordansen must defeat the demons of Acheron and the demons within. !!!YOU WON'T BELIEVE HOW SHE DID IT!!! CLICK HERE Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-book-ii-chapter-20-inner-demons-i-mean-devils/

On our panel this week, Grooty Thunderbug, child prodigy and part time sailor lays out all the facts. Grooty tells us why the world is burning and how we can stop it. And of course to make sure our coverage is completely balanced, we have brought in 5 middle aged white men to scream incoherent arguments and personal insults at her during the presentation. Only on, Badger News   Credits: http://www...

Well known inventor and stinky hermit Pendleton Cycleframe shows us his new handcrafted wooden masterpiece: the TwoWheel. Peddleton tells us in excruciating detail how every single component was thought up, rejected, re-examined, re-rejected, re-re-examined, accepted, carved, put into a cupboard, forgotten, rediscovered, and then polished. This Soonday on: 60 Minutiae  Credits: http://www.dicepape...

This week on DPR - the radio station you can rely on 3/10 days a week.   Soonday: Pounce and Mullanry hunt a cornish cereal murderer, who runs them in rings before flaking out. Turday: Wildman Bex reveals the shocking and filthy habits of Bourgeois Snails. Whyday: A mystery chef appears in the long grass, cooking a hot tomale of poked bowls. Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-book-i...

You can get it hawking wares. You can get it wiping benches. You can get it hunting bears. You can get it digging latrine trenches. You can get it any old how. A hard earned thirst needs a big chunky drink. Barry's Dogs Milk: It's a dogs breakfast.  Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-book-ii-chapter-16-the-power-of-helm-ft-tempus/

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On Coordinates, Coordinates, Coordinates this week we find a home for Mr & Mrs Crumbberbatch and their 18 children. Will they choose the stank of the river district, the grime of the Smith's Quarter, or the incessant proselytizing of Temple Row? Riveting stuff. Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/book-ii-chapter-14-flight-of-the-rusty-prawn/

This season of Bronze Cook brings you the freshest cooking challenges with a new and brutal spice. Listen as Cook Aranaz the Wise puts together a stew of foresight that will tingle your taste buds so savagely you can see through time. The secret ingredient? - Extremely potent spider venom We make this 80 year old man dig around in the ground among a horde of spider nests, risking his life for this...

I’m 9 out of 10 Displacer Beasts A.M.A. The Live Show Tonight FEAT: Jump’n Jenk’nz - Illusionist and barn salesgnome, Garbom Grufflesnacks - Wererights Activist and teapot collector, & Todd from accounting.  Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-book-ii-chapter-12-the-lion-snacks-tonight/

We at DPR like to keep things clean. As a family friendly broadcaster we like to keep our airwaves fresh, wholesome and available for the whole family.  Which is why we are proud to be sponsored this week by the incredible Gnappy Hair Nappy. Made from the finest Gnoll hair, these nappies are soft and absorbent. All Gnappy's Gnoll hair is sourced from free range dungeon Gnolls, harvested fresh by a...

Beyond the Razor Plains of Tiarn, through the Bog of Endless Suffering, past the Forest of Despair, under the Lake of Burning, deep in the Cave of Crushing Boulders lies a merchant of endless wonders named Carl. This week only Carl is offering a crazy 10% off all magic item purchases, just use the code word DPR to receive this absolutely bonkers discount! Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podc...

It's election season, and DPR is on the campaign trail, gathering gusting sound bites from the hustings for your displeasure. This week we interview Faerun First senator Lazy Banning about his controversial anti-goose migration policy. An official spokesperson for the senator said “ohhhh nernernernernerner” and punched this reporter in the face. Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-bo...

Goatball season is almost upon us! In the lead up, to satisfy your Goatball hunger we have: Goatball X - a shorter, faster, bloodier version of Goatball. Goatball XL - a longer, slower, less interesting version of Goatball. Goatball at First Sight - Goatball played by a team who have never met before. and NEW this season! Stoatball - the Goatball you know and love, except this time, it's a Stoat....

Sail the ashy skies and beyond with a Super King Stateroom on our Premiere Cruise Ship - "The Golden Goose" Watch the brilliant orange sunsets through the clouds of nuclear winter. Feast on the remaining foodstuffs we can scavenge as the world deteriorates around you. Stay above the smells of decomposing civilizations and burning nations on our LAST EVER round the world tour with G&O cruises! Book...

Pisces: This week you will gain the opportunity to learn a new skill - dive in. The moon is at half spread, bringing you bad fortune in games of chance. Don't push your luck, and take this time to give your undies a wash. Artwork and Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/book-ii-chapter-6-like-tears-in-rain/