Austin Yorski

Dice Funk - D&D Comedy

Comedy EN ↓ 630 episodes

An actual-play podcast about goblins, anarchists, lesbians, and lesbian goblin anarchists. It will make you both laugh and cry. Every season is a self-contained story, so start with the latest campaign!

Author

Austin Yorski

Episodes

Dice Funk S4: Part 14 - Lemon Party Quest 18.03.2018 1:02:59

In order to find the gnoll grifter Nucky and sell their stolen goods, the party must infiltrate Fort Splendor, an impenetrable military base in the middle of a barren, lifeless desert. Catarina Brooks (@__PartsUnknown) drives the van. Frank Westerly (@HolloQuickDraw) spots a nerd. Lenora Desmond (@DjMeowvelous) schedules a tour. Rene Eddi (@Noize_Machine) does a sound check. STARRING - Austin...

Dice Funk S4: Part 13 - The Original Horse Shampoo 11.03.2018 1:19:42

Team Loser takes a break to have some fun, while one group member plots to win the game. Catarina Brooks (@__PartsUnknown) MAKES CHOICES. Frank Westerly (@HolloQuickDraw) rematches his rival. Lenora Desmond (@DjMeowvelous) dates a bird. Rene Eddi (@Noize_Machine) tries to save the Quarter Round. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz...

Dice Funk S4: Part 12 - Losers Only 04.03.2018 1:09:21

The immediate danger may have taken a nasty fall, but the party needs to escape and find a new sponsor soon or die trying. Catarina Brooks (@__PartsUnknown) pockets a shiny. Frank Westerly (@HolloQuickDraw) agrees to a rematch. Lenora Desmond (@DjMeowvelous) expresses tail feelings. Rene Eddi (@Noize_Machine) receives a belated warning. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" La...

Dice Funk S4: Part 11 - Brody Monk, Private Security 25.02.2018 1:09:25

The duel is over, but the Sharp Investments heist is only half done. Shocking secrets await at the top of the tower.... Catarina Brooks (@__PartsUnknown) steals liquor. Frank Westerly (@HolloQuickDraw) plays Her Story. Lenora Desmond (@DjMeowvelous) impersonates a maid. Rene Eddi (@Noize_Machine) casts a tricky spell. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura...

Dice Funk S4: Part 10 - AGGRO AGGRO AGGRO 18.02.2018 1:21:09

Security may be locking Sharp Investments down, but the heist team is focused on the three challenges ahead. It's time... to d-d-d-duel!! Catarina Brooks (@__PartsUnknown) just, like, wastes a bunch of dudes. Frank Westerly (@HolloQuickDraw) experiences the karma of lightning. Lenora Desmond (@DjMeowvelous) hands out a crown. Rene Eddi (@Noize_Machine) runs into slurping darkness. STARRING - A...

Dice Funk S4: Part 9 - The Serpent & The Grenade 11.02.2018 1:20:01

To infiltrate Sharp Investments, steal a rare Hollodeck card, and find classified military data, the party must face their toughest foe yet: an elevator with one guy standing in front of it. Catarina Brooks (@__PartsUnknown) flexes her way to friendship. Frank Westerly (@HolloQuickDraw) pushes the shiny red button. Lenora Desmond (@DjMeowvelous) chooses a combo challenge. Rene Eddi (@Noize_Machi...

Dice Funk S4: Part 8 - Soaking In The Haboob 04.02.2018 1:24:48

The party has some time before the next heist, but relaxation is in short supply whilst being stalked by a faceless killer robot. Also, something about lasagna. Catarina Brooks (@__PartsUnknown) displays robophobia. Frank Westerly (@HolloQuickDraw) considers an offer from Graves. Lenora Desmond (@DjMeowvelous) seduces and shoots. Rene Eddi (@Noize_Machine) catches up with an old coworker. STAR...

Dice Funk S4: Part 7 - #SailOn, Binch 28.01.2018 1:21:08

Sea Shanty vs. Kill Club. Winner take all. FINAL ROUND - FIGHT!! Catarina Brooks (@__PartsUnknown) slams, sasses, and pulls a gun. Frank Westerly (@HolloQuickDraw) vows to deliver a bill. Lenora Desmond (@DjMeowvelous) devises perfect disguises. Rene Eddi (@Noize_Machine) stabs a demon. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren M...

Dice Funk S4: Part 6 - Capitalism, I'll Deal With On Wednesday 21.01.2018 1:17:51

Team Loser is cornered at gunpoint and Sea Shanty fights for life, as the King Coliseum heist rumbles towards a climactic showdown. Catarina Brooks (@__PartsUnknown) delivers several brutal finishers. Frank Westerly (@HolloQuickDraw) gets shot. Lenora Desmond (@DjMeowvelous) saves a life. Rene Eddi (@Noize_Machine) receives a reply to his fateful email. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski...

Dice Funk S4: Part 5 - Cardastrophic Meowltdown 14.01.2018 1:23:37

Are you ready to rumble? You better be! The King Coliseum heists begins... NOW. Catarina Brooks (@__PartsUnknown) sails the seas of slam. Frank Westerly (@HolloQuickDraw) takes the hallway less traveled. Lenora Desmond (@DjMeowvelous) makes wrestlers see double (quadruple, really). Rene Eddi (@Noize_Machine) reinvents his look. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @ro...

Dice Funk S4: Part 4 - The Bell Tolls For You, Nerd 07.01.2018 1:25:56

The second heist looms on the horizon, but the party will have to make it to the tournament in one piece if they hope to steal the Championship Belt. Catarina Brooks (@__PartsUnknown) eats three sandwiches. Frank Westerly (@HolloQuickDraw) duels his rival. Lenora Desmond (@DjMeowvelous) suffers withdrawal. Rene Eddi (@Noize_Machine) sends a fateful email. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorsk...

Dice Funk S4: Part 3 - Caught, Dead, or Both 31.12.2017 1:21:50

The Blackacre heist goes sideways, upside-down, and then off into cyberspace, as hostage situations and tech support collide. Catarina Brooks (@__PartsUnknown) executes an errant finisher. Frank Westerly (@HolloQuickDraw) summons fire from stealth. Lenora Desmond (@DjMeowvelous) takes drugs. Rene Eddi (@Noize_Machine) displays mysterious powers. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "R...

Dice Funk S4: Part 2 - Oh Bother 24.12.2017 1:10:26

The wrestler, the nerd, the millennial, and the robot embark on their first heist: The Blackacre Estate. Catarina Brooks (@__PartsUnknown) wiggles water whips. Frank Westerly (@HolloQuickDraw) channels Pooh and lets it rip. Lenora Desmond (@DjMeowvelous) pretends to be a lizard. Rene Eddi (@Noize_Machine) picks a lock. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laur...

Dice Funk S4: Part 1 - Cat Mischief 17.12.2017 1:35:29

Season 1 was Stoneroot. Season 2 was Lorelei. Season 3 was Ilium. Season 4 is Valentine. Chris "RolloT" Larios enters the ring with an indie wrestler. Laura Kate Dale brews up a gruff cockney duelist. Lauren Morgan spins the yarn of a tabaxi disc jockey. Michael "Skitch" Schiciano boots up his Warforged thief. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Da...

Dice Funk S3: Part 39 - Between God & Banging (Post-Mortem) 10.12.2017 2:03:17

Austin descends into pretentious madness. Chris reacts badly to compliments. Laura reminisces about her favorite troll. Lauren discusses the difficulties of villainy and panic attacks. Skitch reveals that a key NPC was all his idea. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchm...

Dice Funk S3: Part 38 - The Price of Freedom (FINALE) 03.12.2017 1:45:29

Any time you beg another man to set you free, you will never be free. Freedom is something that you have to do for yourself. Rolen Hawklight takes his sword to the sky. Theodora dabbles in deicide. Veltari shreds a heroic solo. Zoey Legrand becomes Phil Collins. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Mich...

Dice Funk S3: Part 37 - Suck It 26.11.2017 57:38

DEATH HAS ARRIVED. Rolen Hawklight slices, dices, and deflects. Theodora is bamboozled by orbs. Veltari brandishes fierce fire. Zoey Legrand receives revelations. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boards.net/

Dice Funk S3: Part 36 - Death & Bozogs 19.11.2017 1:10:31

An army of the undead marches on Ilium. Bloody omens portend creeping doom. A mysterious orb vexes our heroes. Rolen Hawklight makes a glassy mess. Theodora confronts her tormentor. Veltari retrieves powerful items. Zoey Legrand makes a selfless wish. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch...

Dice Funk S3: Part 35 - Grinding Trunks 12.11.2017 1:27:38

The Avant Guards reunite and take some much-deserved rest. Elsewhere, an army gathers for a final invasion.... Rolen Hawklight critiques a constitution. Theodora rallies her troops. Veltari gets some ink. Zoey Legrand faces family matters. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano:...

Dice Funk S3: Part 34 - Obvious Cloaca 05.11.2017 1:23:01

No turning back now. It's time to confront Danto. Rolen Hawklight is sentenced to death. Theodora vacations in Hell. Veltari meets her institutional counterpart. Zoey Legrand welcomes new arrivals. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at ht...

Dice Funk S3: Part 33 - Evil Shrek 29.10.2017 1:29:26

Ilium pulls itself back together under new leadership, the vampire slayers set sail, and the forces of Hell coordinate an investigation. Rolen Hawklight witnesses a bloody omen. Theodora plots a kidnapping. Veltari asks three questions. Zoey Legrand does mayor stuff. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious...

Dice Funk S3: Part 32 - You Fools!!! 22.10.2017 1:18:31

The church boss fight reaches a bloody end, while the citizens of Ilium pick up the shattered pieces. Rolen Hawklight castigates his foes. Theodora arranges a pet sitter. Veltari receives a new face accessory. Zoey Legrand rallies the townsfolk. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schi...

Dice Funk S3: Part 31 - Murder Is Fun, Y'all 15.10.2017 1:24:09

One war ends and another begins. Claire-Elise Legrand leads a rescue. Rolen Hawklight reunites with familiar faces. Theodora infiltrates the tower. Veltari risks it all on a bluff. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkysha...

Dice Funk S3: Part 30 - What That Spine Do? 08.10.2017 1:18:12

The mansion is full of hostages, the highway is fraught with murder, and the war for the tower is nearly over. Rolen Hawklight gets outnumbered. Theodora negotiates her reward. Veltari intimidates some vampires. Zoey Legrand takes a nap. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @...

Dice Funk S3: Part 29 - Clown Fiesta 01.10.2017 1:01:56

Team Mirror explores their hearts, while Team Evil tries to explore some brains. Rolen Hawklight carries that weight. Theodora exhausts her spell slots. Veltari inks up. Zoey Legrand executes an extraction. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan commun...