Austin Yorski

Dice Funk - D&D Comedy

Comedy EN ↓ 630 episodes

An actual-play podcast about goblins, anarchists, lesbians, and lesbian goblin anarchists. It will make you both laugh and cry. Every season is a self-contained story, so start with the latest campaign!

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Austin Yorski

Episodes

Dice Funk S4: Part 39 - I Should Have Cared (Post-Mortem) 09.09.2018 1:50:40

Austin tries to avoid a lecture on the sefirot. Chris cracks open a cold one with the boys. Laura talks about her new tattoo. Lauren threatens all future gods. Skitch breaks the news about his hiatus. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic SUPPORT LINKS - Kotaku.co...

Dice Funk S4: Part 38 - You Deserve It (FINALE) 02.09.2018 2:20:18

First: a miracle. Then: a clash. Finally: the vault. Bloodmaw the Invincible gives a piggyback ride. Frank Westerly melts a man. Lenora Desmond argues for empathy. Mardis Valamin dies again. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic SUPPORT LINKS - Kotaku.co.uk Pa...

Dice Funk S4: Part 37 - We Were Trying to Help 26.08.2018 1:28:51

Valentine, Itself conspires to kill the party from all angles. Only a deal with an old enemy will give them a shot at the vault. Bloodmaw the Invincible gets a new toy. Frank Westerly rides the lightning. Lenora Desmond defends her belly. Mardis Valamin searches for the key to reviving his friend. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBu...

Dice Funk S4: Part 36 - All These Godzillas 19.08.2018 1:30:56

As a sandstorm descends on Valentine, Aeron's experiment presents one last heist for Team Loser: the soul of the city itself. Frank Westerly takes over as driver. Lenora Desmond reconsiders her stance on firearms. Reese Hickenbottom makes the coup official. Rene Eddi still won't wake up. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren...

Dice Funk S4: Part 35 - Tha Tube Gawd 12.08.2018 1:21:30

NO MORE GAMES. Frank Westerly disses divinity. Lenora Desmond practices optometry. Reese Hickenbottom takes the mantle of inspiration. Rene Eddi gets baptized in blood. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic SUPPORT LINKS - Kotaku.co.uk Patreon.com/austinyorski...

Dice Funk S4: Part 34 - Church of the F**k 05.08.2018 1:10:59

What dark secrets could be hidden in Old Valentine? The answers will be written in blood. Frank Westerly distracts a drone. Lenora Desmond employs beguiling defenses. Reese Hickenbottom gets knife punched. Rene Eddi unmasks a monster. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @ski...

Dice Funk S4: Part 33 - Good Brain 29.07.2018 1:38:29

Negotiations are over. Team Loser makes their peace, before making their final move. Frank Westerly stages a playground brawl. Lenora Desmond spearheads an initiative. Reese Hickenbottom records a vlog. Rene Eddi seeks divine knowledge. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @s...

Dice Funk S4: Part 32 - The Cheese Stands Alone 22.07.2018 1:47:48

A beating becomes a brawl in the server room of Sharp Investments. If their foe escapes, bloody civil war will descend on Valentine. Frank Westerly casts unconditional removal. Lenora Desmond goes on a cake date. Reese Hickenbottom channels art, itself. Rene Eddi takes a hostage. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan:...

Dice Funk S4: Part 31 - Ssseasssonal Sssocksss 15.07.2018 1:24:08

The art gallery gets heisted, the Valentine Devil mystery gets solved, and an endgame decision becomes clear. Frank Westerly makes a toast. Lenora Desmond pumps up the party. Reese Hickenbottom poaches an employee. Rene Eddi hands over his guns. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schi...

Dice Funk S4: Part 30 - A Tiny, Angry Hamster 08.07.2018 1:38:19

Time for a showdown in the streets of North Valentine! Will the clash reveal the machinations behind the Devil's theft and kidnapping? Frank Westerly reads an academic paper. Lenora Desmond employs car fu. Reese Hickenbottom meets the press. Rene Eddi keeps handing out business cards. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Mor...

Dice Funk S4: Part 29 - Big Richard Energy 01.07.2018 1:33:32

Step 1: Stop the Valentine Devil Step 2: Find Solomon Luna Step 3: ??? Step 4: REVOLUTION Frank Westerly loses his butt. Lenora Desmond has weird blood. Reese Hickenbottom breaks bad news. Rene Eddi power slides, guns drawn. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic ...

Dice Funk S4: Part 28 - The Pee Room 24.06.2018 1:12:18

Who is The Valentine Devil? What does it want? Frank Westerly checks ID. Lenora Desmond pets a bear. Reese Hickenbottom hears whispered secrets. Rene Eddi spots some traps. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic SUPPORT LINKS - Kotaku.co.uk Patreon.com/austiny...

Dice Funk S4: Part 27 - Wholesome Family Content 17.06.2018 1:39:39

The team formulates a brilliant plan: decapitate the Fashion branch and boost their own revolutionary reputation by busting Beatrice Beauregard for murder. But first: hijinks. Frank Westerly teaches a fatherly lesson. Lenora Desmond has a nice family dinner. Reese Hickenbottom executes a stealth mission. Rene Eddi plans teambuilding exercises. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "Rol...

Dice Funk S4: Part 26 - The Most Metal of Metals 10.06.2018 1:45:04

Team Loser may leave New Nesswind triumphant, but Harker won't rest until he gets his pound of flesh.... Frank Westerly hacks a gun. Lenora Desmond nearly gets disarmed. Reese Hickenbottom takes zero damage. Rene Eddi stabs a car. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchm...

Dice Funk S4: Part 25 - The Ignorant Little Toaster 03.06.2018 1:28:20

The only thing between Team Loser and their first super villain is Harker, the casino magnate who orchestrated the death of one of their own. Frank Westerly gets pinned. Lenora Desmond leads negotiations. Reese Hickenbottom cowers in cosplay. Rene Eddi faces his old boss. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrgli...

Dice Funk S4: Part 24 - Crit Me Baby One More Time 27.05.2018 1:14:21

CASINO HEIST. CASINO HEIST. CASINO HEIST. Frank Westerly queues up a winning hand. Lenora Desmond develops a new allergy. Reese Hickenbottom turns down a revolutionary offer. Rene Eddi catches up with old coworkers. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic SUPPORT...

Dice Funk S4: Part 23 - How Hard? 20.05.2018 1:16:55

Administration. Fashion. Finance. Hospitality. Media. The power struggle for the heart of Valentine begins, as the team hunts down Ash, Conduit of Mercy. Frank Westerly subverts surveillance. Lenora Desmond smokes backup blunts. Reese Hickenbottom takes over as team driver. Rene Eddi uses his Ranger level to shoot guns good. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollo...

Dice Funk S4: Part 22 - Non-Monog (Do Do Do Do Do) 13.05.2018 1:25:26

Clearing their names took everything they had. Now it's time for Team Loser to FINALLY enjoy some rest, relaxation, and... revolution? Frank Westerly spends time with his children. Lenora Desmond tends to bonds both romantic and round. Reese Hickenbottom takes her art to the streets. Rene Eddi doesn't want to be a hero. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Lau...

Dice Funk S4: Part 21 - Nozzles & Snoots 06.05.2018 1:15:01

Team Snitch meets with Justice Alistair at the Supreme Court to clear their names of various crimes. Catarina Brooks offers a deadly choice. Frank Westerly faces his ex. Lenora Desmond knows big words. Reese Hickenbottom tries a risky healing maneuver. Rene Eddi refutes the charges against him. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz...

Dice Funk S4: Part 20 - Actively Genji 29.04.2018 1:35:08

Ash reveals his plan, Aeron hints at future developments, and Reese joins the party. Catarina Brooks infiltrates the Manufacturing branch. Frank Westerly shocks and awes. Lenora Desmond dunks on the villain. Reese Hickenbottom draws a meme. Rene Eddi is a personal pan pincer attack. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morga...

Dice Funk S4: Part 19 - Zaz Away 22.04.2018 1:39:27

Team Snitch pulls a mini-heist, while Catarina continues her rampage. Catarina Brooks (@__PartsUnknown) slays in the sky. Frank Westerly (@HolloQuickDraw) accidentally learns a foe's weakness. Lenora Desmond (@DjMeowvelous) touches base with her parents. Rene Eddi (@Noize_Machine) synergistically distracts. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale:...

Dice Funk S4: Part 18 - Long Live the King 15.04.2018 1:45:19

Aeron shares a powerful gift. Deadly enemies begin to close in. Team Loser becomes Team Snitch. Catarina Brooks (@__PartsUnknown) claims her first victory. Frank Westerly (@HolloQuickDraw) protects friends and bystanders. Lenora Desmond (@DjMeowvelous) pushes and pulls. Rene Eddi (@Noize_Machine) wrestles a wrestler. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura...

Dice Funk S4: Part 17 - The Game Is Over 08.04.2018 1:27:05

Few will leave Fort Splendor alive. The survivors will never be the same. Catarina Brooks (@__PartsUnknown) has an epic showdown in the rubble. Frank Westerly (@HolloQuickDraw) knows who his real friends are. Lenora Desmond (@DjMeowvelous) gets shot... a lot. Rene Eddi (@Noize_Machine) negotiates his future. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale...

Dice Funk S4: Part 16 - What Would Dunstin Chexin Do? 01.04.2018 1:15:01

Fort Splendor is in chaos. Time is running out on the Solstice heist. Only Nucky the gnoll has the key to Project Eternity. Catarina Brooks (@__PartsUnknown) has dad feelings. Frank Westerly (@HolloQuickDraw) discovers an invisible secret. Lenora Desmond (@DjMeowvelous) weaponizes her stash. Rene Eddi (@Noize_Machine) introduces a friend. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT"...

Dice Funk S4: Part 15 - Mom's Spaghetti / Drone Is Ready 25.03.2018 1:26:28

The Solstice holiday heist at Fort Splendor continues, as new friendships form and plans go awry. Catarina Brooks (@__PartsUnknown) gets to know the president. Frank Westerly (@HolloQuickDraw) nearly solos the mission. Lenora Desmond (@DjMeowvelous) smooches. Rene Eddi (@Noize_Machine) combines speed and darkness. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kat...