DIAL #DAN

topics: debuting a new gong sound effect, going to ikea for a third time this month, realizing the band CSS is brazilian and not french, being "single shamed" at the bar, the doc Last Call, the barbie movie spawning endless toy movies, skinwalker ranch mysteries, throwing my back out doing dishes, ice spice's questionable date of birth, kardashian birthday protocol, what to do if i'm in a coma, th...

topics: what the number 200 means to me, going ballistic about the alien discovery, "the phenomenon" movie, i revisit my CSS brazil scandal, shannon beador's DUI, furthering my education, what exactly is nihilism again?, the new season of love after lockup with a trans man, the special olympics, the many current public divorces that no one actually cares about, the orangutan who launched a possum...

topics: being on cameo, troye sivan's new video, airpod etiquette, screen time in years, war photography, getting lyft receipts days later, fudge, what is up with birria tacos, being silenced in the natgeo insta comments, finding out the thing i care about the least (a tattoo shop closing), what would a women talking sequel be called?, deep dive into the secrets of skinwalker ranch (again), unknow...

topics: reviewing all three flavors of the new snack wrap at burger king, working at cafe grumpy, printing at staples, witnessing a puppy play convention at the gay bar, the blue moon, unfollowing artists on instagram, jonathan cheban's hot sauce law suit, the kim and kanye divorce special, napoleon dynamite, kayla lemieux's new job, pitying the lantern fly, sun chips coming in a tube now, and i a...

topics: shocked that my fav destiny's child song is a cover, social media break update, explaining poppers to straight guys, sooo much fire island stuff, buying a suit at the outlet mall, leaving a positive review on yelp, the perils of dragging and dropping, setting up Siri, the ultimatum: queer love, couples therapy, polyamory paradoxes, the kardashians, somebody somewhere, randall emmett, summe...

TOPICS: a voice mail from lena dunham and alissa bennett, my plan to teach at yale university, an absolute d e e p dive into scandoval, diet squirt, spring has sprung, the bench, another random experience at la sandwicherie, diced onions v. long, male chaperones, steps per day, matching on raya with a gay who just unsubscribed from the pod yesterday, using a brand new ATM, social media cleanse upd...

IT'S THE LA TRIP EPISODE!!! topics: how to get to the airport and what to do once you get there, everyone watching She Said on the plane, cool sculpting, the mile high club, memorizing everyone's pet's names, walking the silver lake reservoir, what are the helicopters even doing?, going to akbar constantly, heather juju's bday at taix, everyone's name being sam maddie or maggie, a surprise sexual...

my 100 topic year in review happy holidays love you all see you next year <3

topics: being back on twitter after a 5 year hiatus, heidi klum worm costume, MIA and candace owens, new rihanna, UFO encounters, bigfoot, skinwalker ranch, poltergeists, shane dawson and jeffree star, and prolly some normal shit in between <3<3<3

topics: every single excruciating detail of my little getaway to connecticut and the hudson valley, climbing a mountain while Fat, getting attacked by a swarm of lady bugs, settlers of cattan, a gourmet sandwicherie, a boutique hotel, being chained by addiction, 28 Days Haunted on netflix, a terrible man at a different boutique hotel, beef tartare with too much cheese, bisexuality, low tire pressu...

my hometown hero from Elmira NY, KNOXX is on the pod! catch her on season 2 of HBO's The Hype! we talk about: the ins and outs of being gay in a flop rustbelt town, tommy hilfiger, schoolscum.com , the local mall, Danny G's, Rich Girls on MTV, some behind the scenes tea of The Hype (what is marnie's deal? what is bephie's deal? what is offset's deal?, the truth about Vell's departure, etc), YZY SZ...

topics: Billy Porter being fake and random, BeReal, the movie Closet Monster, Canadians, did Chad Michael Murray have giant nipples?, Irma Vep, Stitched, Project Runway Junior, The unXplained with William Shatner, Beavis and Butthead Do the Universe, a myriad of Netflix comedy specials, toddler clothing having great proportions for fat guys, a deeeeep dive into Machine Gun Kelly's new Hulu doc, (i...

to celebrate the two year anniversary of my special little podcast, i had my first ever guest back on :) topics? women, men, reality tv, art.. what else is there to talk about? cheers to two more years <3<3<3

topics: CDG original, my gay guy podcast tour, unpacking the VMAs at a great length (this takes up a quarter of the episode) , delta werk's relationship to fast food, southern charm, carl and lindsay's engagement, minetta tavern, my subway sandwich order, shrimp tails, microplastics, Under The Skin, Room, Blair Witch (2016), Orphan First Kill, selling the OC, trixie motel, realizing my CDG Origina...

Very Special Episode .. we talk about Joe's recent journey with lymphoma and everything surrounding that (chemo, hospitals, insurance, parents, new york, new jersey, body hair, balenciaga show rooms, health insurance, downton abbey, greenpoint, asbury park, and everything in between) but we're like.. funny and cool about it lol follow joe on insta get your lumps checked out!

topics: Billy Porter being fake and random, BeReal, the movie Closet Monster, Canadians, did Chad Michael Murray have giant nipples?, Irma Vep, Stitched, Project Runway Junior, The unXplained with William Shatner, Beavis and Butthead Do the Universe, a myriad of Netflix comedy specials, toddler clothing having great proportions for fat guys, a deeeeep dive into Machine Gun Kelly's new Hulu doc, (i...

topics: moving to a small town in australia, home renovation, our lives in high school, the difference between a dingo and a wallabee, byron baes, the queen of versailles reboot, the RHOA trailer, RHOC tea (are emily and gina teaming up to play shannon??) the will smith Slap, inside amy schumer, the interworking of being gay annoying podcasters, summer house, heidi montag versus lady gaga, and pro...

The Group Chat is back and we've taken to the microphone.. topics: international women's day, traveling to LA, traveling to israel, The Last Party, going from zero cats to two cats, car stuff, meeting julian casablancas, cheesecake factory age segregation (maybe for a second time on the pod?). and so much more!

we pop a bottle of lady gaga x dom perignon sent in by a beautiful listener to kick off the evening other topics: some recent dark nights of the soul, what we're giving up for lent, eczema outbreaks, hashimoto's syndrome, summer house, jack and lana dating, the first and only wet dream i've ever had, south africa, the best cardio videos for fat ppl on youtube, wearing all black to be fashionable,...

i forget what we talked about i think bird ownership and kanye and julia fox mostly lol

topics: walking down the boulevard of broken dreams, upcoming t-shirt and hat drop, the snow owl in greenpoint, leptospirosis outbreak in williamsburg aka RAT FEVER, season 2 of Cheer, yellowjackets finale, and my favorite automotive design youtube channel OH! but that's not it................................... i answer all of the voicemails and written questions too

it's that time of year again! i made a very lengthy list of 150 things that happened this year and lara helps me get thru the first 50 enjoy XO

adele's new album, p!nk's 20th anniversary, britney v. christina, real housewives ultimate girls trip, tons of other housewives stuff, drinking after being sober for a while, monetizing facebook, and A LOT of fast food talk <3

live from new york it's sunday night! heather and i are recording in person from the greatest city in the world topics: new york vs los angeles (this goes on for a while), the tenement museum (this shit is in different areas), bacon hitting differently (awesomesauce), my doppleganger potentially ruining her living situation (it wasn't me), strange moments at the thanksgiving day parade (kim petras...

featuring very special voicemails from: cara cunningham, alissa bennett, hari nef, louie glaser, jamie simone, sam denlinger, broti gupta & dylan gelula, and LENA DUNHAM what a fucking night! here's to 100 more xoxo