Dewey Pod-Monster

Ernest Saves Christmas (1988) Directed By: John R. Cherry III Starring: Jim Varney , Douglas Seale , Oliver Clark , not Otho from Beetlejuice We're starting the month of December with an early Christmas gift to you - our first discussion (in I'm sure a long line of) about Ernest movies. This time around, of course it's Ernest Saves Christmas, where Ernest does some shit and Santa and C...

Machete Kills (2013) Directed By: Robert Rodriguez Starring: Danny Trejo , Mel Gibson , Demián Bichir , Some Bed Pooper It's been a while since we've talked about Machete, and this time he's got revenge on his mind. After the events of the first film, Machete gets entangled in the government and is sent on a mission from the President of the USA himself. IMDB.com describes Machete Kills as: " The...

Maximum Surge aka 'Game Over' (2003) Directed By: ⁠Jason Bourque⁠ Starring: ⁠Woody Jeffreys⁠ ⁠, Dominika Juillet⁠ , ⁠Doug Abrahams⁠ , ⁠That Baywatch Chick⁠ and ⁠the little Polish guy from Star Trek⁠ . I've got an idea... I have all this old footage from some video games, so why don't we write an entire script around video games and try to incorporate those into some new footage tha...

Fatal Deviation (1998) Directed By: James P. Bennett , Shay Casserley , Simon Linscheid Starring: James P. Bennett , Mikey Graham , Nicole O'Sullivan , Don Potato Martial Arts are like magic. Practitioners are said to have mystical abilities and are able to perform feats that us mere mortals could only dream about. Practice martial arts and you too can use your powers to defeat the bullies lik...

Invasion USA (1985) Directed By: Joseph Zito Starring: Chuck Norris , Richard Lynch , Melissa Prophet Believe it or not, this is our first foray into Chuck Norris, and there's not a better way to start! Communists are invading the shores of America for some reason and there's no one better than old Charlie Norris to stop them! IMDB.com describes Invasion USA as: " A one-man army comes...

Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988) Directed By: Dwight H. Little Starring: Donald Pleasence , Ellie Cornell , Danielle Harris , A Drunken Priest To end this years Horrorween we dive into Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers. Set ten years after his original killing spree, (and as if Silver Shamrock never happened) Michael Myers wakes up from a coma the day before Halloween and ret...

Demons (1985) Directed By: Lamberto Bava Starring: Urbano Barberini , Natasha Hovey , Karl Zinny , Someone in a movie called K. The Butcher Shitter In the last movie of the Horrorween Quadrilogy for 2025, it's a zombie (demons?) episode. Demons beat out 'City of the Walking Dead' for our Zombie movie this month, and it has the promise of being very intriguing. The basic story is that random people...

Project: Metalbeast⁠ (1995) Directed By: ⁠Alessandro De Gaetano⁠ Starring: ⁠Barry Bostwick⁠ , ⁠Brian Brophy⁠ , ⁠Mario Burgos⁠ , ⁠That NYPD Blue Lady⁠ For the third week of horrorween, my true love gave to me - a werewolf moooo-vie! This time it's about a werewolf from Hungary that gets his blood injected into a special agent dude in America who wears fish scale, but IMDB.com would describe ⁠Pr...

Trick or Treat (1986) Directed By: Charles Martin Smith Starring: Marc Price , Tony Fields , Lisa Orgolini , Large Marge , The Demon , The Prince of Darkness For our second installation of this year's HORRORWEEN, the regular crew are joined by BP from the Let's Talk Horror channel, and we're talking the 1986 heavy metal horror film Trick Or Treat. Skippy from "Family Ties" is...

The Lost Boys (1987) Directed By: Joel Schumacher Starring: Jason Patric , Corey Haim , Dianne Wiest , That guy who played Jack Bauer , and A Gilmore Girls dude . To start our Horrorween 2025 programming, we put a poll up on Instagram asking YOU the audience to pick 3 of the movies we talk about this month - these selections were a movie from John, and a movie from Sean. The first pick was today&#...

Ghostbusters II (1989) Directed by: Ivan Reitman Starring: Bill Murray , Dan Aykroyd , Sigourney Weaver , Another Director and That Guy from Oz and some guy who shrunk some kids. Following up from where they left off 5 years ago (no really, 5 years), the titular Ghostbusters are down and out, making appearances at children's parties where they're upstaged by a clown. When a mysterious slim...

Ricochet (1991) Directed By: Russell Mulcahy Starring: Denzel Washington , John Lithgow , Ice-T , That one guy named after a fish. This show was really started as a way to talk about Ricochet. Now that the cat is out of the bag - let me tell you about Ricochet. Denzel Washington and John Lithgow go back and forth over one of the most batshit concepts for a Hollywood movie. IMDB.com describes Ricoc...

The Glimmer Man (1996) Directed By: John Gray Starring: Steven Seagal , Keenen Ivory Wayans , Bob Gunton , That McDonald's Voice Guy . Steven Seagal is back, and that can only mean one thing - our horrible Steven Seagal imitations are back too (sorry, but we tried to not do it as much). This time he's teaming up with Keenan Ivory Wayans, and they attempt to make an action/comedy, because o...

Army of Darkness (1992) Directed By: Sam Raimi Starring: Bruce Campbell , Embeth Davidtz , Marcus Gilbert , Mr. Pitt . We're joined this week by a very special guest - Ryan from ⁠⁠https://yougonnaeatthatcrust.com/⁠  - and we're going on and on and on about the last big screen adventure of Ash Williams, on yet another journey to get that damned Necronomicon, but this time he's been sen...

Waxwork (1988) Directed By: Anthony Hickox Starring: Zach Galligan , Deborah Foreman , Jennifer Basse , that dude that was in Tron We're joined this week by Boomer from Podcast in the Woods . This time around, Zach Galligan is an entitled prick that is trying to get into a girl's pants, so when she invited him and 4 of his friends to a pop-up waxwork in the neighborhood, he thinks "What the hell?"...

Hard Target (1993) Directed By: John Woo Starring: Jean-Claude Van Damme , Lance Henriksen , Yancy Butler , that one guy who was a mummy in some mummy movies You can never have too much Van Dammage, or maybe you can. This time around, it's Jean-Claude Van Damme with an amazing mullet in John Woo's American movie debut - HARD TARGET. It's been years since either of us have seen this, so how's it fa...

War of the Worlds (2025) Directed By: Rich Lee Starring: Ice Cube , Eva Longoria , Iman Benson , Agent Coulson The classic H.G Wells story of " War of the Worlds " has been updated and iterated again - this time rather than someone like Tom Cruise running to save his family from aliens, Ice Cube tries to save the world through a team call. Can a man with all of your online shopping cart...

Alligator (1980) Directed By: Lewis Teague Starring: Robert Forster , Robin Riker , Michael V. Gazzo , That bad guy . What if I told you that an alligator from Florida got flushed down a toilet in Chicago (John would say it popped up in New York, but you'll have to find out by listening to this episode), and then got pumped full of growth hormones to eventually bust out and kill? I'd say, I'm glad...

M3GAN 2.0 (2025) Directed By: Gerard Johnstone Starring: Allison Williams, Violet McGraw , Amie Donald , That Guy from Flight of the Conchords We talked about the original M3GAN back in 2023, and to both of our surprise, we generally liked it. This time around, M3GAN is back, and it's a bit of a tonal shift, to say the least. M3GAN has a T2 moment and has to deal with a new foe. IMDB.com has this...

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007) Directed By: Jake Kasdan Starring: John C. Reilly , Jenna Fischer , David Krumholtz , Sam We're joined this week by Greg from the 'You Gonna Eat That Crust' podcast talking about one of Greg's favorite films. We also address a couple long overdue issues in this episode: This is the first visit from a 'You Gonna Eat That Crust' host. Why...

Robocop 2 (1990) Directed By: Irvin Kershner Starring: Peter Weller , Nancy Allen , Belinda Bauer , The Old Man returns Here's a sequel to our best performing episode ever - because you've clearly been clamoring for it and not because we want continued success (if we wanted continued success, why would we talk about Lou Ferrigno movies?). This time Murphy has not only a police strike on his hands,...

Rapid Fire (1992) Directed By: Dwight H. Little Starring: Brandon Lee , Powers Boothe , Nick Mancuso , That guy from Mulan To wash the filth off of us after talking about the Lou Ferrigno joint "Instant Death" we had to take a breather and talk about a good action flick - this time it's Brandon Lee's first big budget starring role. You may know Brandon's other big title, "The Crow", but Rapid Fire...

Night of the Comet (1984) Directed By: Thom Eberhardt Starring: Catherine Mary Stewart , Kelli Maroney , Robert Beltran , Juliet Lewis' dad I think it's safe to say that the 1984 classic film Night of the Comet is a cult classic in some ways. It blends multiple genres like Sci-Fi, Horror and Comedy into the story of two girls who've survived Earth's apocalyptic journey through the...

Instant Death (2017) Aka Rage Directed By: Ara Paiaya Starring: Lou Ferrigno , and honestly who else cares? John has been banging the drum about this movie behind the scenes for months, so it's finally here. Lou Ferrigno channels his inner Charlie Bronson, Liam Neeson, Bruce Willis, etc. for a revenge trip after some bad dudes do some bad stuff to his estranged daughter and grandkid. IMDB desc...

Child's Play 2 (1990) Directed By: John Lafia Starring: Alex Vincent , Jenny Agutter , Gerrit Graham , Emily Valentine from Beverly Hills 90210 This week we're having another special guest, and this time it's Child's Play superfan Brett Parker from the Dissect That Film podcast ! We talk about the best kills, the sibling dynamic between Alex and Kyle, and why doesn't anyone let...