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The Freeway Maniac (1989) Directed by: Paul Winters Starring: Kathryn Hauber , George Nicholas , Kevyn Shihadeh , A guy who ended up being Michael Myers Continuing our streak of talking about movies that no one has ever heard of, today we're talking about The Freeway Maniac, where little Arthur, traumatized by witnessing his mother and some random trucker rubbing their hands on each other'...

I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle (1990) Directed By: Dirk Campbell Starring: Neil Morrissey , Amanda Noar , Michael Elphick , The dude that played C-3P0 After talking about a couple banger films over the last few weeks, we've decided to sift back through the back catalogues of... no one, and talk about a motorcycle that gets infused with the power of Satan, and features a talking turd - because.....

Kill Bill Vol. 2 (2004) Directed By: Quentin Tarantino Starring: Uma Thurman , David Carradine , Michael Madsen , a guy in brownface . Our first two part episode - we tackle volume 2 of this homicide against William, and this time The Bride is back, volume 2 supposedly picks up right after we finished volume 1. We'll see about that. IMDB.com describes this as :" The Bride continues her quest of ve...

Kill Bill Volume 1 (2003) Directed By: Quentin Tarantino Starring: Uma Thurman , David Carradine , Daryl Hannah , a guy who mashed monsters. First show of 2026, and maybe coincidentally we're going to talk about a film that was just released back into theaters as a whole bloody affair! This is also our first two part episode, because next week we'll be talking about volume 2 of this Tarantino epic...

Y2K (2024) Directed by: Kyle Mooney Starring: Jaeden Martell , Rachel Zegler , Julian Dennison , a clueless lady To wrap up December 2025 and break that last remaining bit of Christmas spirit, we're looking at last year's movie Y2K. This is SNL Alum Kyle Mooney's feature film directorial debut, and his re-imagining of what could have been if Y2K hadn't been stomped to death in it&#...

Die Hard (1988) Directed By: John McTiernan Starring: Bruce Willis , Alan Rickman , Bonnie Bedelia , Karl Winslow In our final Christmas episode of 2025, we're settling the age old debate if Die Hard is a Christmas Movie or not. We think most people have seen this movie, and you probably should if you're into this show because we're just gonna give it all away. IMDB.com describe Die Hard as: " A N...

Lethal Weapon (1987) Directed by: Richard Donner Starring: Mel Gibson , Danny Glover , Gary Busey , some guy that awkwardly holds egg nog. Strangely moving into a movie that some might consider a Christmas movie (and I guess we do, or else we wouldn't be talking about it right now) is the venerable Lethal Weapon, where Mel Gibson and Danny Glover are the odd couple of policing. Did this set th...

Santa With Muscles (1996) Directed By: John Murlowski Starring: Hulk Hogan , Don Stark , Robin Curtis , a man who has starred in nothing but trash . You thought Ernest Saves Christmas was bad? Well... that's like... you're opinion man. This week we examine another Christmas disaster, this time starring Hulk Hogan as a mean business owner who loses his memory and helps some orphans (includi...

Ernest Saves Christmas (1988) Directed By: John R. Cherry III Starring: Jim Varney , Douglas Seale , Oliver Clark , not Otho from Beetlejuice We're starting the month of December with an early Christmas gift to you - our first discussion (in I'm sure a long line of) about Ernest movies. This time around, of course it's Ernest Saves Christmas, where Ernest does some shit and Santa and C...

Machete Kills (2013) Directed By: Robert Rodriguez Starring: Danny Trejo , Mel Gibson , Demián Bichir , Some Bed Pooper It's been a while since we've talked about Machete, and this time he's got revenge on his mind. After the events of the first film, Machete gets entangled in the government and is sent on a mission from the President of the USA himself. IMDB.com describes Machete Kills as: " The...

Maximum Surge aka 'Game Over' (2003) Directed By: ⁠Jason Bourque⁠ Starring: ⁠Woody Jeffreys⁠ ⁠, Dominika Juillet⁠ , ⁠Doug Abrahams⁠ , ⁠That Baywatch Chick⁠ and ⁠the little Polish guy from Star Trek⁠ . I've got an idea... I have all this old footage from some video games, so why don't we write an entire script around video games and try to incorporate those into some new footage tha...

Fatal Deviation (1998) Directed By: James P. Bennett , Shay Casserley , Simon Linscheid Starring: James P. Bennett , Mikey Graham , Nicole O'Sullivan , Don Potato Martial Arts are like magic. Practitioners are said to have mystical abilities and are able to perform feats that us mere mortals could only dream about. Practice martial arts and you too can use your powers to defeat the bullies lik...

Invasion USA (1985) Directed By: Joseph Zito Starring: Chuck Norris , Richard Lynch , Melissa Prophet Believe it or not, this is our first foray into Chuck Norris, and there's not a better way to start! Communists are invading the shores of America for some reason and there's no one better than old Charlie Norris to stop them! IMDB.com describes Invasion USA as: " A one-man army comes...

Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988) Directed By: Dwight H. Little Starring: Donald Pleasence , Ellie Cornell , Danielle Harris , A Drunken Priest To end this years Horrorween we dive into Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers. Set ten years after his original killing spree, (and as if Silver Shamrock never happened) Michael Myers wakes up from a coma the day before Halloween and ret...

Demons (1985) Directed By: Lamberto Bava Starring: Urbano Barberini , Natasha Hovey , Karl Zinny , Someone in a movie called K. The Butcher Shitter In the last movie of the Horrorween Quadrilogy for 2025, it's a zombie (demons?) episode. Demons beat out 'City of the Walking Dead' for our Zombie movie this month, and it has the promise of being very intriguing. The basic story is that random people...

Project: Metalbeast⁠ (1995) Directed By: ⁠Alessandro De Gaetano⁠ Starring: ⁠Barry Bostwick⁠ , ⁠Brian Brophy⁠ , ⁠Mario Burgos⁠ , ⁠That NYPD Blue Lady⁠ For the third week of horrorween, my true love gave to me - a werewolf moooo-vie! This time it's about a werewolf from Hungary that gets his blood injected into a special agent dude in America who wears fish scale, but IMDB.com would describe ⁠Pr...

Trick or Treat (1986) Directed By: Charles Martin Smith Starring: Marc Price , Tony Fields , Lisa Orgolini , Large Marge , The Demon , The Prince of Darkness For our second installation of this year's HORRORWEEN, the regular crew are joined by BP from the Let's Talk Horror channel, and we're talking the 1986 heavy metal horror film Trick Or Treat. Skippy from "Family Ties" is...

The Lost Boys (1987) Directed By: Joel Schumacher Starring: Jason Patric , Corey Haim , Dianne Wiest , That guy who played Jack Bauer , and A Gilmore Girls dude . To start our Horrorween 2025 programming, we put a poll up on Instagram asking YOU the audience to pick 3 of the movies we talk about this month - these selections were a movie from John, and a movie from Sean. The first pick was today&#...

Ghostbusters II (1989) Directed by: Ivan Reitman Starring: Bill Murray , Dan Aykroyd , Sigourney Weaver , Another Director and That Guy from Oz and some guy who shrunk some kids. Following up from where they left off 5 years ago (no really, 5 years), the titular Ghostbusters are down and out, making appearances at children's parties where they're upstaged by a clown. When a mysterious slim...

Ricochet (1991) Directed By: Russell Mulcahy Starring: Denzel Washington , John Lithgow , Ice-T , That one guy named after a fish. This show was really started as a way to talk about Ricochet. Now that the cat is out of the bag - let me tell you about Ricochet. Denzel Washington and John Lithgow go back and forth over one of the most batshit concepts for a Hollywood movie. IMDB.com describes Ricoc...

The Glimmer Man (1996) Directed By: John Gray Starring: Steven Seagal , Keenen Ivory Wayans , Bob Gunton , That McDonald's Voice Guy . Steven Seagal is back, and that can only mean one thing - our horrible Steven Seagal imitations are back too (sorry, but we tried to not do it as much). This time he's teaming up with Keenan Ivory Wayans, and they attempt to make an action/comedy, because o...

Army of Darkness (1992) Directed By: Sam Raimi Starring: Bruce Campbell , Embeth Davidtz , Marcus Gilbert , Mr. Pitt . We're joined this week by a very special guest - Ryan from ⁠⁠https://yougonnaeatthatcrust.com/⁠  - and we're going on and on and on about the last big screen adventure of Ash Williams, on yet another journey to get that damned Necronomicon, but this time he's been sen...

Waxwork (1988) Directed By: Anthony Hickox Starring: Zach Galligan , Deborah Foreman , Jennifer Basse , that dude that was in Tron We're joined this week by Boomer from Podcast in the Woods . This time around, Zach Galligan is an entitled prick that is trying to get into a girl's pants, so when she invited him and 4 of his friends to a pop-up waxwork in the neighborhood, he thinks "What the hell?"...

Hard Target (1993) Directed By: John Woo Starring: Jean-Claude Van Damme , Lance Henriksen , Yancy Butler , that one guy who was a mummy in some mummy movies You can never have too much Van Dammage, or maybe you can. This time around, it's Jean-Claude Van Damme with an amazing mullet in John Woo's American movie debut - HARD TARGET. It's been years since either of us have seen this, so how's it fa...

War of the Worlds (2025) Directed By: Rich Lee Starring: Ice Cube , Eva Longoria , Iman Benson , Agent Coulson The classic H.G Wells story of " War of the Worlds " has been updated and iterated again - this time rather than someone like Tom Cruise running to save his family from aliens, Ice Cube tries to save the world through a team call. Can a man with all of your online shopping cart...