Devils For Hire

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With the Plutonium secured from Sanctuary to re-energize Manhattan's power grid, the Devil's Unit will soon be back in business maintaining order and peace throughout the wastelands. But at a cost... Ramone has contracted the A.I.D.Z. virus from a previous mission and will soon succumb to Zombiism unless an antidote is found. The problem is... The one man who ever experimented in this field is pre...

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After kidnapping a couple of dangerous fellows from the local watering hole, the Devil's Unit have cleverly disguised them as Brian and Rusty using Brian's pubic hair and some makeup scrounged up at an old burlesque house with hopes they will act as convincing decoys to fool Rodney Peril's artificial intelligence. Now they must find a way to fool the decoys into volunteering for death while they e...

With their sanctuary's power completely drained, the Devil's Unit must now find a new source of energy. They will have to infiltrate the most dangerous place imaginable and steal a stockpile of plutonium. But first, they will have to take the weapons and vehicles left over from the battlefield and make a trade with another mercenary group for fuel to get there. The only problem, Rodney is aware, a...

With Mr. Tickles out of the way, all that's left threatening Manhattan now is what's left of his army. But unfortunately for the Devil's Unit and the people of Manhattan, their power supply now hangs by a thread. Their only chance for survival now is to divert all the remaining power into an experimental weapon Isosceles has created to destroy the last of the enemy. If this works, the next mission...

After a botched night incursion on Mr. Tickles' compound, the Devil's Unit find themselves waking up from a deployed gas grenade as restrained prisoners, prepped for a gruesome interrogation before being brought to meet Mr. Tickles. But they're not alone. An old friend has also been captured. And a new friend has just realized a peculiar ability which may just aid in their escape, and the rescue o...

As the second half of Devils For Hire, Season 1 is in production, the incredibly unincredible creator of the show C.R. Lavallee sits down and reads two of his original short stories. Story 1: People Who Lick Book Pages and the Space-time Continuum. Story 2: The Dragon's Cave. Devils For Hire will be back soon. In the mean time, enjoy!

While Manhatten Sanctuary is relentlessly bombarded with rockets and mutant insurgents, the Devils Unit uses the advantage of night to slip away in their secret stealth bomber and head to the suspected location of Mr. Tickles's hideout. They must parachute in and covertly infiltrate the compound, but soon learn that Mr. Tickles has a few surprises in store for them. They learn that undertaking thi...

As Rusty and Max make their way home by foot, Mr Tickles's army has already reached the gates of Manhattan and is demanding the surrender of Jade and Brian. Now they must come up with a plan to deal with Tickles and his army at the same time before their sanctuary runs out of power and loses its defense capabilities. Rusty and Max also run into some familiar enemies on the road who must be dealt w...

After some unforseen events, the unit has finally made it home, with some extra intel on Mr Tickles' ambitions. But Mr Tickles has gathered some intel of his own... Meanwhile, Brian gets reacquainted with an old foe, and Rusty and Max get the day off... Which is sure to lead to trouble on the road... While they're away on some leisure time, the rest of the unit takes a closer look at their new pet...

The Bear has allowed Rusty, Max, and Brian to leave Oasis Sanctuary to rescue his old friend Jade, with some terms, and has provided them with weapons and a spare Bulk Semen delivery truck, which Rusty is very reluctant to accept. Now they must find Jade, before she is taken to Mr. Tickles. Meanwhile, Jade uses her counter-terrorism training to really "get to know" her captors, inside and out. Cov...

After securing the clown - Detective Brian Lofton - the Devil's Unit is en route back to their home sanctuary known as Manhattan where their boss, who also has a history with Brian, intends to brief him on what's going on and retrieve the highly valuable knowledge that Brian possesses about the evil Tickles the Clown.  But a careless flight path leads them out in the open where they are shot down,...

The Devil's Unit has been dispatched to capture a high value target - Brian Lofton, a former detective with the Winnipeg Police Department's sex crimes unit who has a history and first-hand knowledge of the leader of a gang of flesh eating rapists who intend to enslave all of the surrounding sanctuaries.   With the help of Brian's old partner - a former member of Canada's Emergency Response Team,...

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