Destroy the Files

In the 33rd (undestroyed) episode of Destroy the Files, Kate and Brent are straight up bringing the PAIN! The friends really get into the Holiday Spirit as they discuss Kate’s neighbor’s shack, Brent’s favorite winter activities, and the quirky contents of Kate’s Amazon shopping cart. Things take a darker turn as Brent describes being victimized by a sasquatch as a child, but then things brighten...

In the 32nd (undestroyed) episode of Destroy the Files, our heroes pay tribute to the legendary JP, Brent's beloved dog who has gone ahead to await us in Valhalla, as well as Kate's Tanooki-plagued trip to Japan. There's an update on Kate's neighborhood bears and some crap about orcas, I think. I don't know. At first I longed for freedom, but now I only long to see sunlight, so this episode descri...

In the 31st episode of Destroy the Files, Kate and Brent are back and ready to dominate the world of podcasting in 2023! In this installment, the friends discuss the Bible, touching on some key verses, as well as how the Good Book influences friendship in the modern era. There's some stuff about The Last of Us and something about barbecue sauce? Honestly, I might have dreamt the barbecue sauce...

In the 30th episode of Destroy the Files, Kate and Brent prove that two friends CAN stretch a completely pointless podcast into 30 episodes! It’s also their bi-annual Halloween Special, where they delve into spooky tips for writing a horror novel for National Novel Writing Month in November. Brent mentions some new book purchases, despite never finishing any of the books he already has, including...

In this episode of Destroy the Files, Kate and Brent talk about his recent adventures in Ireland, including the Blarney Stone, the Jameson Distillery, and a bus driver with a mysterious past. Brent puts out a request for prank suggestions from around the world, and Kate updates us on the sexy intrigue of Cougar Canyon via the NextDoor app. Plus Royal Family news from England, a video game Brent ca...

In this episode of Destroy the Files, The friends talk about music including Cardi B, Heilung, The Dead South, and a song by the Decemberists called “ The Mariner’s Revenge .” There’s something about bears, maybe, for a little while. Fuck, I don’t know. They talk about Denver and StokerCon for a little bit. Apparently they’re going to make a short film or something? I don’t know, I kind of drifted...

In this episode of Destroy the Files, Brent discusses his new erotic literature series, Cougar Canyon – inspired by the name of Kate’s actual neighborhood. He also strongly recommends people check out the dark, bluesy music of The Curse of K.K. Hammond ( LINK ). Kate has some tips for rejoining society as more and more covid restrictions are lifted. The pair demonstrate their encyclopedic movie kn...

In this episode, recorded on January 6, 2022, Kate and Brent discuss what’s new in Cougar Canyon. They get into a little history of Can Am all terrain vehicles, some forbidden pleasures from around the world, and some positive things to consider when considering positive things is something you need to do. There’s some talk of different floor cleaning methods, some stuff about hummingbirds (did yo...

In this week’s episode, Kate and Brent talk about the truth behind chlorophyll, an update on Kate’s neighborhood (thanks to a certain app that connects neighbors), and their process for creating podcasts. They go on to discuss slugs, hunchbacks, and a “Who’s the Worst” tournament involving wealthy historical figures. There are probably a bunch of other topics, but what is the point of all this? He...

CONVENGE! In this year’s maybe-Halloween Episode, we talk about some great cons, some revenge, another list for Nate, Kate’s $600 windfall, candy corn, and  and probably some other stuff! I don’t know, I haven’t really listened to it yet. But I DID glance over the show notes. To file a grievance, email brentkelleybooks {a} gmail dirt com. If your tale of woe is compelling enough, I’ll forward...

In this episode, we discuss Horror Conclave, a convention where authors of scary stories and creators of scary films will gather to build connections and take their craft to the next level. Kate's been thinking about flatworms lately, and Brent rambles a while about bears. The episode concludes with a short conversation about... let's call it fashion and never speak of it again. Kate and Brent wan...

In this episode, we discuss Halloween and Christmas (with some juicy gossip about Santa’s time belt). Brent recaps the Packers’ historic win over the Texans. Kate lays out her entire counterfeiting operation in a stunning tell-all that I might cut from the episode. Brent gives a shout out to superstar digital artist Matt Wajek ( LINK ). But before any of that, there was a discussion about lampreys...

Note: Some horrible things are discussed in this episode when we discuss some true crime. The horrible crimes against real people are not celebrated, but we wanted to be very up-front with our listener that this episode may include some triggering content. Some pals sent us some correspondence for the Mail Sack, so we talk about Mother Teresa, Christmas plans, and Halloween activities. We also dis...

Welcome to our 20th episode! In this one, Kate and Brent are joined by their super awesome pal Robert Payne Cabeen. Bob has tons of great stories, and we pried a couple out of him - including one about LSD and a shrunken head. Brent gives a recap of the Green Bay Packers win over the Minnesota Vikings. Kate gets into some mind-bending conspiracies… Are John Palisano and Jeff Strand really lizard p...

In this episode, Kate and Brent talk about ghost hunting, the royal family, and some science/technology items Brent discovered on the internet while he was searching for something else. What was that something else he was searching for, you ask? Well, I don't see how that's any of your business. Brent also reads some poetry submitted by cherished listeners. Listeners like Nate, Joshua Rainbird, an...

In this sweet new episode of Destroy the Files, Kate and Brent discuss the magical world of art, as well as how to sound like you know a lot about it. We also discuss beagle trials. What are beagle trials? Well, you'll just have to listen and find out, won't you? Plus lots more!  BONUS CONTENT: A song by Brent's band, Sentient Fist can be enjoyed at the very end of the podcast. It's a high-en...

In this highly informative and timeless episode, Kate and Brent discuss such mind blowing topics as peanut butter burgers, mandatory ninja masks, Brent’s deep fear of tanning goggles, how the fear of rats led to gangsters in Louisiana, and how the fear of rats led to the Bubonic Plague in Europe. Brent tells you some martial arts techniques he’s developing, as well as what a “Brent-aissance Festiv...

In this scien-TASTIC episode, Kate and Brent talk about getting struck by lightning and the effects such a thing could have on the body. Kate gives Brent a test to see if he’s a psychopath. They talk about Edward Mordake, who inspired a song by Tom Waits. Kate shares a BRAND NEW hot dog recipe and tells a story about her old neighbor Jessica, whose brother was a scamming sociopath… Jessica and her...

In this episode, Kate and Brent are joined by kickass author Gina Ranalli. Oh, such adventures to be had! Brent bores listeners with his latest camping report. Gina talks about giving herself tattoos, watching Burnt Offerings at an age that was, arguably, too young to be watching that movie. Additionally, she talks about seeing a guy get stabbed in Boston, getting in trouble in school, and being a...

BLACK LIVES MATTER. END RACISM. In this episode, Kate and Brent are joined by award-winning horror author Rena Mason. The three friends discuss Reno, Virginia City, wicker men, chariot racing, Rena’s work as a nurse, farming, lychees, and just a bunch of fun wholesomeness. This episode is not appropriate for children, work, children at work, and so forth. Visit Rena at renamason.ink , and go to de...

On this week’s voyage into the imagination, Brent gives a camping update, Kate shares a tale of climbing into a stranger’s van with her friends to go to a ditch, and everyone walks away as a better person. Plus, music recommendations and an article about an adopted child who may really be a psychotic adult (thanks, Kris!). This episode is not appropriate for work, children, children at work, and m...

In this delightful episode of Destroy the Files, Kate and Brent talk about a famous Russian troublemaker named Baron Roman von Ungern-Sternberg, some new catch phrases for Brent, alternate uses for morgue-trucks, and they even answer some letters in the MailSack.  This episode probably isn’t safe for work or for kids, and definitely not for kids who are at work. (Read more about Baron Roman v...

In this episode, Kate and Brent discuss Murder Hornets (because you haven't heard enough about THEM #eyeroll), space aliens, people who should be forced to dig holes, and a bunch of other stuff. Let's be honest with each other, if only this once, and agree that this episode should probably just have been deleted shortly after it was recorded.  If you'd like YOUR letter or message read on the...

On this episode, Kate and Brent are joined by their pal Eddie Generous. Eddie is an author, publisher, and podcaster. Everybody should listen to the Unnerving Podcast, read Unnerving Magazine, and buy books from Unnerving and Eddie Generous. Topics range from hitch hiking in Canada, rap group Naughty By Nature, Puerto Rican fire ants, video game robot buddies, and a bunch more.  Head on over...

In this episode, Kate enjoys a delicious Clamato Bloody Mary as she and Brent discuss old timey recipes, Jonathan Swift, Florida Easter eggs, lunar architecture, Animal Crossing, and lots more. Oh, it's a goddamn emotional rollercoaster. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll learn... maybe even arrive at the conclusion that this episode should probably have been deleted shortly after recording. This pr...