Desperately Rewatching

Bree investigates Betty. Susan tries to marry a gay man. Lynette gets hazed. Gabby doesn't do much this episode. 

Gabby beats up a nun. Lynette sabotages Tom, again. Susan's BF wants to cut her up. Betty blackmails Bree. 

Gabby has another sex scandal. Tom wants a second family. Bree is arrested. Susan scams a Dr. 

Gabby makes out with Tom. Lynette makes out with Carlos. Betty dumps a body. Susan sets up a blind date. Bree is blackmailed by her son. 

Bree has a sex doll. Susan's father sucks. Lynette steals a stolen baby. Gabby almost kills Carlos. 

Gabby threatens a nun. Susan obsesses over another man. Lynette gets a ton of people fired. Bree lets a man die. 

Lynette's kids get kidnapped. An ex con surprises Gabby. Susan ruins her mom's wedding. Bree ends things with George. 

Betty searches for Caleb. Bree gets her therapist killed. Susan gets over Mike by getting under Karl. Lynette and Tom watch a porno. Gabby is attacked. 

Ugh Susan. Bree gets boner hives. Lynette neglects her children for clothes. Gabby spoon feeds her lawyer. 

Lynette is clubbing 5 days a week. Susan collects another felon. Gabby's new lawyer gets aggressive. Bree buries Rex in no man's land. Betty's prisoner gets a name. 

Gabby demands sex with a prisoner. Susan lies about finding Zach. Bree chooses a psychopath over her son. Lynette kills Mrs. Mulberry. 

Bree lies about being in love with George. Susan gets jealous of Edie. Lynette burns a woman. Gabby fantasizes about a guy that wears cargo shorts. 

Susan runs Edie over. Bree backhands her MIL. Gabby needs money for a boob job. Lynette has a 5th child. Betty drugs her prisoner in the basement. 

Susan attacks herself. Gabby gets the ick from John. Bree has a shitty mother in law. Lynette leaves her baby with a stranger. 

Season finale! Mary Alice's story is finally revealed!

Susan and Mike make me roll my eyes. Gabby motivates Carlos to commit a hate crime. Lynette's sabotage is out. Bree would rather make the bed than take Rex to the hospital. 

Lynette thinks baby vomit is sexy. Gabby doesn't know who her baby daddy is. Bree's emotional affair intensifies. Susan is a terrible mother... again. 

Hello! Quick announcement about scheduling for the next 3 weeks and our season 1 finale episode coming up. Wednesday releases until Monday October 13th. Thank you all for listening! 

Lynette gets insecure. Bree and George have a secret. Susan's house blows up. Gabby doesn't know who the father of her baby is. 

Bree hates the gays. Susan and her mom are annoying. Gabby abuses a teenagers credit card. Lynette is upset her neighbor didn't die. 

Gabby goes back to John. Bree and Lynette get into a fight. Bree finds out Andrew is gay. Lynette threatens her kids (again). Susan's mother shows up and she's a doozy. 

Gabby's enemy #1 is dead. Bree gets tough with Andrew. Susan wears an ugly top and crashes her car. Lynette breaks up a marriage. 

Lynette deals with a lice break out. Susan doesn't believe in red flags. Gabby showers in sewage. Bree's family secret is revealed. 

Lynette sabotages her husband's promotion. Susan catches naked people in the pool. Bree convinces her daughter's boyfriend to bully her. Gabby and Carlos go broke. 

Susan needs an adult friend. Lynette is raising criminals. Bree becomes a dominatrix. Gabby is bad in bed.