Desperately Rewatching

Lynette gets caught lying. Gabby and Zach K-I-S-S-I-N-G. Susan frees Mike. Bree finds Orson in a terrible situation.

Episode 2 gets a little better but still kind of meh. 

Bree finds a bag of teeth. Gabby has a minor encounter (tee hee). Susan finds Julie's birth control. Lynette fixes Tom's problems. 

Reviewing the first episode of the new Desperate Housewives podcast, Desperately Devoted! It's okay so far. 

Susan is a snitch. Bree has a breakup. Gabby hates dating. Lynette and Kayla have beef. 

Lynette frees a pedophile. Susan and Bree fight over who is innocent for Monique's murder. Gabby destroys a friendship. 

Lynette accuses art of kidnapping. Gabby teaches children about Gomorrah parties. Bree finds out Orson is a cheater. Susan is pouty over a drawer. 

Lynette discovers a terrible secret. Susan hates Julie's boyfriend. Bree spends quality time with her Mother in Law. Gabby goes back to modeling. 

Bree shares deadly gossip. Lynette gets shot. Susan never goes to Paris. Gabby destroys her house. 

Tom kisses Nora. Edie and Mike get it on. Gabby gets back in bed with Carlos. Bree is the only one missing out on action. 

Lynette battles Tom's dream. Gabby hurts Carlos. Bree threatens a school teacher. Susan desperately tries to cling to Mike.

Susan blames Ian for Mike. Lynette bribes a child. Carlos moves back in. Bree finds out Danielle is sleeping with her teacher. 

Susan sleeps with Ian. Lynette tells Nora to kill herself. Gabby sleeps with John. Bree finds out about homeless Andrew. Edie wakes Mike up! 

Bree finds out about Orson's wife, Susan carries on with Ian while Mike is in a coma, Gabby and Carlos don't have a baby, Lynette has to convince Tom to stand up to Nora. 

We are back with season 3! It has only been 6 months but Mike is in a coma and Susan has decided to move on, Bree is engaged to a possible killer, Lynette has to worry about another woman, Gabby and Carlos are getting divorced but having a baby! 

Season 2 finale! The Applewhite story line is wrapped up! 

Betty discovers Matthew killed a girl. Tom has a baby momma. Paul is framed for murder. Gabby is suspicious of Carlos and the pregnant maid. Karl buys Susan a house. Bree tries to escape. 

Bree has a menty B. Susan gets Edie to confess. Lynette leaves Tom. Gabby is banned from her products. 

Gabby convinces a virgin to have her baby. Bree abandons Andrew on the side of the road. Susan confesses her affair to Edie. Lynette finds out something about Tom. 

Bree goes to an orgy. Susan is the slutty slutty whore. Betty plans a murder. Gabby threatens a high schooler. Lynette sexy IM's a lady. 

Are we even surprised that Susan slept with Karl again? Lynette gets a dog instead of talking about sex. Bree outs Andrew to his grandparents. Gabby embraces motherhood. 

Lynette doesn't believe Bree. Felicia stays on Paul's neck. Susan and Karl get caught. Bree replaces wine with Peter (gross). Gabby steals her baby. 

Lynette peer pressures a kid. Gabby negotiates diamonds for a behbeh. Karl is a messy bitch. Bree is a dressing room drunk. 

Bree goes to AA. Gabby gets a baby the illegal way. Susan loves the wrong man. Lynette has to put up with Tom. 

Bree is a drunken mess. Lynette hates old people. Susan marries Karl. Gabby kicks her mom out.