Desert Goblin Movie Club

Carter, an artist and a virgin saving himself for that special someone, falls for an escort named Riley. unfortunately she finds herself in the crosshairs of a cult who needs her to bring their god Cthulhu back.

The Goblins discuss the movies and series they've recently watched and their favorite movies for the fall season.

It's Ashley's birthday movie and she chose Josie and the Pussycats. The film follows a small town band who is immediately signed to a contract and tops the charts but begin to feel suspicious about their success.

The Goblins discuss their favorite movies centered around music followed by the shows and movies they recently watched.

The Goblins watch and review the 2019 dark-comedy thriller Villains where a young criminal couple unknowingly break into the house of an even MORE criminal couple.

The Goblins are fresh off their visit to Midsummer Scream and they share their experience as well as the latest roundup of shows and movies they've watched including: the Boys, Baby Reindeer, Receiver (Sports!), The Bikeriders, Longlegs, and more!

Sadie and McKayla run a social media page called Tragedy Girls where they cover the horrible things going on in their community. They capture a killer who they hope will train them to become killers themselves. To create content for their page they begin killing people they view as obstacles or just piss them off.

The Goblins discuss their top 4-ish favorite movies and then review their most recent tv and film watches.

It's Jeramy's birthday movie and this year he chose Stealing Harvard. A comedy about a man/uncle (Jason Lee) who must resort to criminal activities in order to pay for his niece's college tuition AND buy a house for his fiancé.

Michael (Nicolas Cage) is a former marine looking for work. In the small town of Red Rock he's mistaken for a hitman hired to kill the wife of the local sheriff/bar owner (yup, the sheriff owns a bar too). His good morals lead him to warning the woman of the hit on her but things spiral from there.

In Clive Barker's first produced screenplay, Transmutations AKA Underworld, Roy Bain is hired to find former flame Nicole after being abducted. Drugs found in Nicole's room lead Roy to an underground group of mutants suffering from said drug but also needing more.

It's Tim's birthday movie and this year he chose a childhood favorite: The Last Dragon. Leroy, a young martial arts master, is sent on a mission to find "the wisest man in the universe" in order to complete the last level of his training. This causes him to run in to local villains Eddie Arcadian and the Shogun of Harlem.

For this year's Oscar Edition of the Desert Goblin Movie Club we watched Best Picture nominee Poor Things (2023) because Oppenheimer was just too long to watch again and then podcast about.

Gordon and John reunite to pack up their father's video store after he disappears months earlier. They discover a board game with an accompanying video tape that appears to possibly be linked to their father's disappearance. The Goblins also discuss traumatizing movie scenes from their childhood.

After the death of his master, a young sorcerer, Galen, accompanies a group of men to rid their land of a dragon. Other stuff happens too.

WARNING: The first 25 minutes is our reaction to the new Crow trailer. Afterwards, we review the 2023 anthology horror film Cryptids!

In the early 80s Walter Hill (The Warriors) set out to make the perfect film. That film turned out to be Streets of Fire. Tom Cody returns home and sets out to find local rock star, and former lover, Ellen Aim after she is kidnapped by Raven (Willem Dafoe) and his gang.

Jason joins his friend Collin, his sister Summer, and their Dad and his girlfriend Lisa for a getaway at a cheap Craigslists rental in the middle of nowhere. They soon find themselves involved with a woman trying to feed her zombified family.

The title says it all. A movie about modern (at the time) vampires. A young, naive vampire is taken in by a group of experienced bloodsuckers while being hunted by THE Dr. Van Helsing (he'll tell you) and some unlikely allies.

The Goblins discuss their most anticipated movies of 2024.

It's Dana's 2nd birthday episode and this year she chose Cheats. A 2002 teen comedy about kids who...well...cheat. High school is coming to an end and they face new challenges.

The Goblins react to the movies they saw from their list of most anticipated movies of 2023.

The Goblins discuss their first vehicle before reviewing the 1980 comedy Used Cars. An R-Rated comedy starring Kurt Russell in Robert Zemeckis' second directorial effort where Rudy Russo (Russell) must hide the death of his boss in order to prevent his evil brother from taking over the used car lot where he works. Quit making out, clean yourself up and put some clothes on!

Tori and her friends and family find themselves being hunted by a murderous, malfunctioning robot Santa in this instant goblin holiday classic! Happy holidays, goblins!

Two environmentalists try to expose pollution but get more than they bargain for when they run into a giant alien...from the deep!