Desert Goblin Movie Club

It's Jeramy's birthday and this year he chose Team America: World Police. From the creators of South Park, this action satire tells the story of an elite American anti-terrorism team committed to keeping the world safe...no matter what! Oh, and it's all puppets!

A woman, Virginia, reads a novel, I, Madman, but accidentally brings the killer into the real world who carries out his killings on real people.

Months after a rock-climbing accident killed his wife and left him wheelchair-bound Preston returns home to his mountain cabin. Preston, and five girls attending a bachelorette party across the way, must deal with a dangerous and violent creature that will kill anything that crosses its path.

It's Tim's birthday and this year he chose Hackers, a 1995 film about a group of young hackers who are being framed. The Goblins also discuss their recent watches including Obsession, Mortal Kombat II and more.

Devi gets kicked out of her rock band and gets a gig from rich, tech dweeb Stanley but the job isn't all that it's cracked up to be.

An anthology containing three stories: a college professor and an uncomofortable relationship with a student; two sisters who despise each other; and a woman who brings home a doll for her boyfriend (see episode picture).

In this reboot Jason stalks and murders friends partying in a family home and a young man looking for his missing sister.

When Nazi forces arrive in a mountain pass and occupy a keep in a small Romanian village, they unleash a powerful, evil entity. The Goblins also discuss their recent watches.

As part of the Goblins Friday the 13th tradition they watched Freddy vs Jason! They also discussed our recent watches.

There's a new student at school with a rough reputation. When Jerry is tasked with doing a welcome piece on the new student it creates one problem after another and hes faced with having to fight the guy after school at 3 o'clock.

Jonny, a former pool hustler, must return to his past lifestyle in order to raise money to pay his brother's debt and get him out of jail. The Goblins also discuss average erection length by country and vaginal cavities.

The Goblins recap their 2025 anticipated movies and reveal their most anticipated movies for 2026!

Milton is a down-on-his-luck priest who after an emotional night of drinking and driving ends up covered in biohazard materials which turns him into a mutated priest out for vengeance against those he feel is doing wrong in this world.

At a young age Billy witnesses a man dressed as Santa murder his parents. The disturbing memories trigger a string of violent murders years later.

A man with amnesia slowly remember his daughter was kidnapped by inter-dimensional aliens. A hitman ends up having his wife kidnapped by said aliens. Together, with the help of a doctor, they figure out how to save their loved ones.

Swords, sorcery, amulets, witches, dreadites, and more. A remake of a classic, written and directed by Steven Kostanski (Psycho Goreman & The Void).

A mascot-clad killer terrorizes female college students during a night-time scavenger hunt in this 1982 slasher!

Uma wakes up in a mental health retreat where it's clear she is just being brainwashed into marrying some prick she doesn't want to. The Goblins also discuss their recent watches.

In this slapstick comedy horror a killer from the past has resurfaced in a town where students get ready for a high school fall dance.

Mandy is a nurse with issues. She steals organs from the hospital she works at and gives them to her cousin to sell. However, one night her cousin misplaces the organ and they must improvise to get a new one before the end of the night.

Nyla returns some videos to a video store frequented by her late father. Unfortunately she also returns a legendary VHS that transports movie characters to the real world.

The Goblins watch and review Bloodsucka Jones vs The Creeping Death. They also discuss their recent tv and movies watches.

It's Ashley's birthday and she chose Almost Famous. Oh, you haven't heard of it? You suck and you should stop and watch it! Written and directed by Cameron Crowe before he stopped making good movies. Check it out!

A group of teens visit an abandoned house that two of them are inheriting. Little do they know, it is haunted by witches...demon witches... or demon ghost witches. Something like that. Only in Florida!

Directed by Charles Band and starring Tim Thomerson (Dollman) and Helen Hunt (Twister), Jack Deth, a trooper from the future, goes back in time to stop Whistler from killing ancestors of the Angel City council. The Goblins also discuss their recent TV and film watches.