Delete Everything Podcast

In this week’s episode, we ask the important questions: Was Helen Keller a eugenicist? Was she the privileged beneficiary of a pre-Civil War South? Was she really blind and deaf? A plagiarist? In a romantic relationship with Anne Sullivan? So many questions and we answer NONE of them! Enjoy another futile week here at DEP.

In this week’s episode, the guys get in touch with their Irish ancestry, not through diligent research and deeply introspective conversation, but through drunken penis jokes and generally crass behavior… the way Maewyn Succat (rap name Saint Patrick) would have wanted. Happy St. Paddy’s Day!

In this week’s episode, we’re sailing the Chinese Seas! If you think you know pirates and you don’t know this woman, then you’re a foolish amateur! This episode’s got prostitution, piracy, betrayal, Chinese junk, having babies with your adopted son, gambling, jerks who murder civilians, and… flower boats. 

In this week’s episode, the guys genuinely gush over female Russian World War 2 bombing squads… specifically the first female combat pilots in the world. If you’ve ever wondered what teenage Russian girls and Lord of the Rings have in common, this is the episode for you.

In this week's episode, the boys are catering specifically to the guys listening in on the wiretap! We know you work hard, men (or women) in the unmarked van down the street, so this one’s for you. 

In this week's episode, what if we told you that beating up authorities, giving drugs to children, holding people at gunpoint, and using the United States Postal Service to ship humans could all be acts of incredible bravery? That's right! Things aren't always black and white, so pour yourself a shot of crappy, flavored rum and explore some shades of gray with us. 

In this week's episode, Riley continues walking on eggshells while discussing more of the history of American chattel slavery in the shadow of a growing abolition movement and Patrick takes too much cough syrup and fails his attempts to make up coded slave hymnals designed to pass along instructions for a revolt. Our second chapter of this two-part series has arrived, and we've solved racism... AG...

In this week's episode, Patrick and Riley try to maintain a solemn tone while discussing one of the more difficult topics in our history. We hope you find our ignorance charming and our jokes tasteful as we examine the history of chattel slavery and the beginnings of slave revolts and escapes in our first chapter of this two-part series. 

In this week's episode, the guys sift through 35 years of mind-blowing criminality. From postage stamp heists to murdering wheelchair bound children, this "successful" family man was an unstoppable force of truly messed up behavior who somehow managed to escape his comeuppance for way too long. So join us as we open this 55-gallon barrel of insanity!

In this week's episode, Patrick and Riley sift their way through sloppy reviews and even sloppier work sites as they try to sort out how a combination of broken treaties, clueless New York lawyers, KKK affiliated Danish polygamists combined to swallow up Six Grandfathers and crap out Mount Rushmore. 

In this week's episode, the boys avoid maiming and dismemberment yet again as we explore a few more of the movies that you've certainly heard of and the accompanying mishaps during filming that you probably haven't heard of. We also take some time to gush a little more about Jackie Chan.

In this week's episode, guest host/our producer Drew Bowlby joins us as we talk about some of the tragic events that get swept under the rug in our nation's theme parks, so please pull your restraints down tightly, keep all hands, arms, legs, and feet inside the car at all times, and don't forget to secure any loose items as Delete Everything Podcast launches you to adventure!

We finally stayed on task for an entire episode... maybe because we're talking about an OnlyFans model. 

In this week's episode, Riley finds out that he gets to eat the cookies that get left out for Santa and Patrick tries to find nice things to say about a young Thomas Edison. So grab a slice of fruitcake and sign yourself up for the naughty list as we get into the history of some of our "American" Christmas traditions.

We think this one is about the dos and don'ts of eating hot dogs and sausages, but who knows... it might just be 40 minutes of veiled threats against the president of the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council.

In this week's episode, the guys discuss some more crazy disasters in history. So flick away your cigarettes, raise a warm pint of London porter, and try not to keep track of the body count on this one because it's pretty brutal.

In this week's episode, Riley discovers there's an impression that he can do better than Patrick, but Patrick is also hopped up on cold medicine so it may have all been a fever dream. Either way, it's time to eat some mushrooms, update your virus software, and be real sad and emotionless about everything as we discuss three pretty boring dudes and the wild lives they led both in and out of the pub...

In this week's episode, we shoot an expensive cow and hire a drunk, instigating translator to talk to the cow's owner. Also, the railroad is finally done, thanks to a lot of people who we definitely won't treat poorly in the immediate aftermath! It's the final chapter of our three-part series on American westward migration 

In this week's episode, we're borrowing sugar from our neighbor (whose name we can never quite get right) so that we can make a delicious pie and gather everyone around the table to tell a tale about a group of godly buckle fanatics who took an unconventional sailing trip 400 years ago.

In this week's episode, the boys blaze a path further west, burning down native conversion schools and sharing a lovely meal with the Donner family as they make their way to Sutter's Mill, CA. Will they strike it rich, or will they live out their days as indentured servants? Find out in part two of our three-part series about American westward migration.

In this week's episode, Patrick and Riley are fording the Mississippi River and heading west. One of us will contract dysentery and one of us will catch a Sioux arrow in the chest. Find out who lives and who dies in this, part one of our three-part series about American westward migration.

In this week's episode, Patrick and Riley leave their underground bunker of healing crystals and aromatherapy diffusers to explore the pseudoscience movements of the past. So double check your moon cycles to see if it's safe to hop into this Faraday cage with us because the Orgone energy is about to be off the charts.

In this week's episode, submitted for your approval, guest host Brian Velez joins us to debate the fine line between regular horror and horror for children. Were any adults actually scared by the Child's Play movies? Is Stephen King actually a kids' novelist? The answers await you, right before your eyes and beyond your wildest dreams.

In this week's episode, guest host J. Sheehan joins us as we get into some of the best cases of the worst behavior during family game night. So dust off your 20 sided die and roll for initiative because only one person gets to be the car in Monopoly.

In this episode we do our first interview with our friend Tim Valley. We discuss the history of the skinhead movement, how it was co-opted by white supremacists, and how it's being taken back. We also tackle the topics of white privilege, cultural enlightenment, and we solve racism!