Delete Everything Podcast

In this week’s episode, the guys dive into how we ended up with the Thanksgiving traditions we celebrate every year. From turkey and stuffing to Black Friday, we’re cooking up a whole batch of historical context. So everyone gather ‘round the table and keep Riley away from the turkey. 

In this week’s episode, the guys are heading back to Japan to talk about confirmed badass, Miyamoto Musashi. We’re following this guy from his “killing guys with wooden sticks” era in his teens all the way to his “killing guys with wooden sticks” era in his 30s. This guy REALLY liked bashing people’s heads in with wooden sticks! That’s not to say that he wasn’t down to use his swords on 12 year ol...

In this week’s episode, we’re traveling to the Central Pacific to watch things go boom! Is that unexpected rain a sign of the end of all wars? Maybe. The entire coral reef turning into glass is just a fun side effect! Find out how close to the perineum we managed to drop our bomb this week.

In this week’s episode, the guys are doing something a little different than they usually do. We’re talking about social psychology experiments and how they mush our brains into acting like jerks sometimes. Hopefully you’re listening to this from your cash-filled jacuzzi, inside your multi-million mansion, within your gated, beachfront community… on Park Place. 

In this week’s episode, we’re joined by guest host Jade “Dragon” Meadows to talk about the history of horror cinema. From the inception of the genre, which is cool, to Stephen King books and movies, which are lame and awful. Enjoy spooky season with our hot takes on a whole bunch of classic horror!

What happens when you combine a stellar cast, beautiful cinematography, and a darkly fascinating premise based on the real-life murder of Elizabeth Short, aka "The Black Dahlia?" Well, if you're director Brian De Palma in 2006, you make a piece of crap movie that sank at least one rising star. Join the Blongo Boys on this bonus inaugural episode of (possibly?) our next podcast: Bad Movie, Please F...

In this week’s episode, the boys are exploring the wilderness to see what they’re made of. We’re talking about the absolutely insane survival stories of Steven Callahan, Ada “Blackjack” Delatuk, and Ernest Shackleton and crew. So prep your raft, load up your most edible/bangable pet, and let’s set sail!

In this week's episode, the fellas are setting sail for the coast of Africa... where nothing bad has ever happened EVER. Join us as we discuss Europe's playbook for colonizing the resource rich continent and exactly how long term and far reaching the implications were/are. Honestly, no one is safe in this one, so, ummm... enjoy?

In this week’s episode, the guys are talking about bad police. Is that a political statement? Nope! We think you’ll agree once you listen that these are just arbitrarily awful police officers. Seriously! They’re bad bad not good people. 

In this week’s episode we’re joined again by guest host Brian Velez to talk about cold stuff. Does it seem like the most boring topic we’ve ever covered? Kind of, but it turns out that learning how ancient Persians and Romans had ice on demand is pretty damn cool! Conversely, learning how Industrial Revolution rich guys monopolized the production and distribution of ice is… predictable. So turn yo...

In this week’s episode the boys explore a couple of interesting lads. One who is seemingly a boring paper pusher with a seriously wild secret mission, and another popular, successful, and moderately interesting guy whose tales about his covert life are either total BS or are quite literally insane. We’ve also got buggery… lots and lots of buggery!

In this week’s episode, the guys are following the world’s worst wilderness guide on an absolutely mind boggling trip through the Rocky Mountains. So join us around the campfire as we dig into the meaty story of Alfred Packer and search for a single redeeming quality about him. 

In this week’s episode, the guys are celebrating a year of episodes by tackling the most convoluted topic they could come up with: The History… of History! Cram yourself into this time machine with us as we hop about willy nilly, talking smack about Mesopotamian ingots and how not f**kable Neanderthals were (sorry Drew). Happy one year anniversary!

In this week's episode, the fellas are diversifying their portfolios. Textiles, farming, glass fabrication: that's where the money is, especially when we can fully staff our businesses with 12 year olds! Join us as we ask the important questions like: Why did we allow this practice to proliferate so long ago? Why is "so long ago" still actually happening today? Do children really NEED all of their...

In this week’s episode, the guys spend half of the episode lamenting the fact that they have to get into the gritty details of a brutal crime… which is something they’ve always avoided. But was Elizabeth Short’s life cut short because she was unknowingly putting herself in harm’s way or was she the victim of circumstance after someone she barely had any connection with saw an opportunity to fulfil...

In August’s monthly mini, the fellas feel as if they didn’t give full credit to a couple of the big names calling the shots in the CIA’s MK Ultra program. So many shady dealings are interconnected in this one that, honestly, it just kinda goes from horrifying to impressive at a point. 

In this week’s episode, we’ve got more state sanctioned atrocities than you can shake a stick at! Plus we’ve got piles of dead monkeys, the mysterious death of Frank Olsen, French heroin cartels, and difficult questions about what to do with all of the orphan children we drugged and psychologically broke. Last week was just the prologue, baby, THIS one’s where the action is… the terrible, tragic,...

In this week’s episode, the boys dive deep into the lead up to the creation of the CIA and the scientific breakthroughs that inspired the OSS, the CIA, and infamous covert operations like Project Paperclip and Project Artichoke. We’re spraying coastal cities with biological weapons… of knowledge, so hunker down for some state sanctioned atrocities in this first part of our 2 part series on MK Ultr...

In this week’s episode, we’re uncovering an ancient civilization that you’ve never heard of… you’re welcome. Do we believe the theory? Are we convinced that everything that you’ve learned about archeology is completely false? You’ll have to listen to the episode find out exactly how much our answer is “No, that’s crazy!”

In this week's episode, spontaneous combustion, perpetual motion machines, and rumpology, oh my! Guest host Dwight Mosby joins Patrick and Riley in making candles with nothing but cigarettes and the grease from their fat old man boobs. Honestly, your favorite fortune teller probably couldn’t have guessed the topics on this pseudoscience episode. 

In this week’s episode, Patrick and Riley head down the holler to deep dive the lives and history of West Virginia’s coal miners. Along the way, we uncover the history of the term “redneck”, a ruthless industry taking deeply unethical measures to keep their feet on the throats of their labor force, a truly badass folk hero, and the largest armed insurrection in the history of the US since the civi...

In July’s monthly mini, the guys are focusing a little more on the silly side of the Satanic Panic of the 80’s and 90’s… well, that was the plan. Sadly, it still devolves into some horrors driven by the moral pearl-clutching of the gullible masses. 

In this week’s episode, guest host Jake Teeters joins us in making fun of the Satanic Panic of the 80s and 90s. Unfortunately, and much to Riley’s dismay, making fun of it didn’t stop us from covering the very real consequences of idiotic moral panics and things get… well… predictably awful once we examine the McMartin preschool trials and the West Memphis Three. 

In this week’s episode, hop aboard the S.S. Worm Dangler with the guys as they sail the world visiting their favorite micronations. They’re selling baggies of wheat on the Hutt River, tossing homemade bombs in Sealand, and… I guess eating lots of dim sum in North Dumpling Island? Listen. Regardless of what they’re doing, they are an autonomous nation unto themselves. The Nation of Blongo!

In this week’s episode, the guys explore the ways in which human brains can somehow simultaneously be impressive and yet so so so so dumb. In the process they also stumble upon a whole list of things they themselves have misremembered, thusly bringing this horrific memory machine around for a full lap. Join us if you have a dumb, stupid brain too as well!